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Hatchet Caption Contest
Winner: BethD
"Paris Hilton announces her plan to procreate."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
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Captions:
- "The musical note that makes people shit themselves is discovered." MR_MUCUS
- "If you can't prevent a circle jerk, at least prevent genocide" - God fellow_consumer
- Thats when Julie Dwyer's body fell out of the casket stationkj
- The Olsen twins nude weren't exactly what everyone had hoped stationkj
- With the quartet short a member, Steve, Billy and Jen head for home stationkj
- Like other greats before it, "Vulgar" gets the IMAX treatment. stationkj
- HEYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYS!!!! nickumoh
- Klatu, varata, nikt-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA stationkj
- Goatse strikes again. HicksRollsInGrave
- Yet another needless remake of "The Mod Squad" Otm_Shank
- No cliches were harmed in the making of this film. Otm_Shank
- The actors in this movie huffed, and puffed, and most certainly blew. nickumoh
- The search for America's Next Top Tenor nickumoh
- The Black guy walks in to find the two invisible men getting blowjobs nickumoh
- As they gaze into the future, our children react to Hillary's inaguration. Bobo
- "...YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!" stationkj
- SciFi's remake of the Wizard of Oz went a little too far stationkj
- "Waaasuuup!" nickumoh
- "Sanjaya!!!" sonofthedummy
- "Now for my next impression.. Jesse Owens." sonofthedummy
- "Run, it's Rosie O'Donnell!" sonofthedummy
- "Sorry kids, we won't get our next shipment of Halo 3 for another 48 hours" rainman76x
- Guess who gets killed first? (Hint: he's black) rainman76x
- Citing DIVERSITY, the producers helpfully Photoshop in an actor "of color" rainman76x
- Bad news? They're gonna die. Good news? They have awesome pearly whites. rainman76x
- Pleasing Ms. O'Donnell really was like a bull-dog eating mayonaise Oovan
- Crowd shot from "Barbara Streisand Sings" Oovan
- Michigan fans react to the news that they are now 0-2 Oovan
- Silly boys...no teeth with the BJs! Oovan
- Senator Craig Strikes AGAIN!!! Oovan
- OK, Action! Be Super Scared!No cut, Cut! You, Stupid T- your fired! Rudy Gallant
- Here, eat these two honkies! I'm hiding in the castle! Rudy Gallant
- The cast of High School Musical hears that Andy Dick is the new Principle Rudy Gallant
- Paris Hilton announces her plan to procreate. BethD
- With two screaming pawns, would he still win this game? IMUSTBECRAZY
- Born Mary, "I'm a real boy!" debuts tommow. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Introducing Pokeman 3000, words matching movement. Kids only. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Del Scene: StarTrek4: "Them aren't whales Adrimal." Scotty. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Faster than a focusing camera, Bionic Woman. Watch now! IMUSTBECRAZY
- Never quite understood, Jerry Springer's Dating Game is an instant success. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "I believe in Mister Hankey!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- Jed Clampet's neighbors ralley against the environment impact. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Children of The Jazz Singer" begins tomorrow. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Existing iPhone owners reaction to the new price. IMUSTBECRAZY
- A WICKED GOOD TIME! Pr0cession
- They woke up in an alternate universe where George W. Bush was President! Elwood
- Brittney Spears announces she's pregnant again. michael3b
- Michael Moore's documentaries are a little dishonest sometimes. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The college students were unaware of who G.G. Allin was before they entered www.piranhakeeper.com
- The zoo goers regretted taunting the monkeys to throw more shit. www.piranhakeeper.com
- South American children's TV entertainers work hard for their money. Cannon_Fodder
- "You white kids are wusses, man! Try facing a lynch mob some time!" Otm_Shank
- High School Musical 4: We're Has-Beens Now! Otm_Shank
- How GW sees his fans. michael3b
- Gay horror fans were irate with George Lucas' post-production additions. michael3b
- We beseech you! Take her instead as she is out of focus! michael3b
- "The horror of seeing someone go down on Courtney Love." MR_MUCUS
- "Karaoke Night of the Living Dead" MR_MUCUS
- After the tryout, the kid on the left was picked to blow the donkey. Mr_Cranky
- Removing the panties was 1 thing, but when Rosie bent over it was too much. Mr_Cranky
- They didn't know "Hatchet" was about a Molly Hatchet reunion tour. Otm_Shank
- Larry Craig's behind that bush with his pants around his ankles! Otm_Shank
- Every horror film needs some Fosse hands. RogueDragon
- All that for a Hatchet? You city kids are so easily scared. RogueDragon
- "Let me hear ya say 'Ahhhhhh!'" Mr_Nonsense
- It's true, every generation of Americans is more slack-jawed than the last. Mr_Nonsense
- Anal probe XXXL: field test Lisa Bongi
- I'll bet you $5 the Black guys the one who gets it!!!! Chubracabra
- Primal Scream Graduation!! Chubracabra
- The other actors react to Ford's shirtless scene in the new Indy movie. Cannon_Fodder
- Idaho constituents react as Senator Craig reenacts gamerarocks
- They thought the commercial was for a store called 'the gape.' Cannon_Fodder
- Welcome to over-actors anonymous. Cannon_Fodder
- Just another day in the lock-jaw ward. Cannon_Fodder
- Benneton delves into the movies gamerarocks
- Ruins are an apt backdrop gamerarocks
- The leaders of her fan club react as Madonna bares all gamerarocks
- Michigan Fans - September 1, 2007 gamerarocks
- They would regret wondering, "What does Michael Jackson's cock look like?" savvos
- A sad commentary when a T-shirt emotes better than the actors gamerarocks
- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN stationkj
- You are never the same after your first donkey show stationkj
- Castoffs from the SAW 9 auditions stationkj
- Roman Polanski's parties always kick in around 11 stationkj
- Flock of Seagulls announces a comeback stationkj
- Brittany Spears needs to start wearing panties again stationkj
- Eager young bukkakkae catchers! Mr_Nonsense
- "High School Musical 3: The High Notes" Mr_Nonsense
- "You call that a war face?! Work on that!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Night of the College Pukes" Mr_Nonsense
- The Mojo Ono Minstrel Hour was a high point in Yoko Ono's career. fellow_consumer
- I'm not convinced. Where's Count Floyd when you need him? fellow_consumer
- You scream, I scream, we all scream for no Scream 4. fellow_consumer
- Shock? Schlock. Awe? Yawn. fellow_consumer
- Sept 11, 2007: George Bush pulls off his mask to reveal . . . Bin Laden fellow_consumer
- Batshit is more like it. fellow_consumer
- The result of giving, "Scooby Doo," an R rating. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Hollywood proves there's nothing scarier than an over-solarized backdrop. Screwed_the_Pooch
- "Ring around the rosie! Pockets full of...OH SHIT!!" Screwed_the_Pooch
- Even in the most feared situation, the white guy moves to grope the... Screwed_the_Pooch
- Who knew saying the N word could be this much fun. Screwed_the_Pooch
- The 2007 "scaredy-face" contest was particularly robust... M_H
- No matter what you do, DON'T make an effort to save yourself!!! audymurphy
- Noo! It's the End of Mr. Cranky! Scumby
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