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The Heartbreak Kid Caption Contest
Winner: quipster
"Eventually they realized she was facing the wrong way."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- The Ben Stiller traps in Saw IV were the most devious of all. Huddleston
- 28 movies later and Stiller was still infectious stationkj
- Hours later, the ginger butt plug was still kickin' Oovan
- When all looks lost, mothers in the O.C. call in "The Bitch Whisperer." michael3b
- At the "Edward Scissorhands Massage Parlor". michael3b
- The realistic "sexbot 3000" even mimics feminine cycles, adjust accordingly ccbrinke
- By the year 2032, all women came equipped with attitude adjustment controls Scumby
- "Is it safe?" stationkj
- "Aloe, Vodka, same thing, quit whining." stationkj
- The first time you see Goatse is usually a shock stationkj
- "Oh, the zipper is stuck baby, Let me get that" stationkj
- Edward Scissorhands' Massage Parlour did nowhere near as well as his dlew919
- Oh, great! Where can I get replacement batteries for a love doll at 3 a.m.? owen_dangertooth
- "RAPE!!!!" Low_key
- Someone other than Ben Stiller obviously gives great head. MuhammadAus
- Ben Stiller tries to use the Vulcan neck pinch on his wife. MuhammadAus
- The literal interpretation of "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours". MuhammadAus
- "Mary was still a little sore from her last encounter with Brett Favre." Dano
- I'm so in to your chicken skin...., and your screams... tictactommy
- Get your wanking hands off me you damn dirty ape! tictactommy
- Stiller's attempts at finding a replacement for Owen Wilson just weren't... Drew_Atreides
- Crankyland Cedar Point Adventure: THE MOVIE Drew_Atreides
- "It's BEN STILLER time!" "No god! NO!" ModernRonin
- "'Hot Stiff?' OMG! That tatoo artist misspelled my 'tramp stamp'! MR_MUCUS
- Later she learned there was actually no such thing as Jewish faith healers. MR_MUCUS
- " he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it." IMUSTBECRAZY
- Britney finally watches the news quipster
- Eventually they realized she was facing the wrong way. quipster
- Bad touch! Bad touch! Bad touch!!! MondoRick
- Sorry about your allergy, Hon, but lobsters are just big spiders! owen_dangertooth
- dbr1an@comcast.net owen_dangertooth
- "That's weird--she screams everytime I touch her severely sunburned skin" rainman76x
- And when I snap my fingers, you will no longer be Monica Lewinski.... Ellenbogen
- Heartbreak Kid Ellenbogen
- Isn't there a guy on Death Row in Louisiana for this? Otm_Shank
- "I started The School for Kids Who Want to Give Back Rubs Good." Otm_Shank
- Waxing Mrs. Stiller's back was a vocal event. Nuke_Mecca
- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! GOLLUM
- Another victim of the wandering pimple-popper savvos
- "I told you not to watch my last movie under a sunlamp!" Otm_Shank
- Suddenly, she realized that he was not a dentist after all. Scumby
- The bad movie ain't over till the sunburned lady sings JPBuckner
- Why you don't show 'Envy' to prospecive dates JPBuckner
- It was the dress-up and role playing with Stiller than eventually drove www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Ow! Your knee is on my tucked in balls!" nickumoh
- Here's the problem, there's a knife in your back Xur
- Writers react to the cancelation of "Cavemen." Bobo
- Senator Stiller (D-CA) in 2023 gamerarocks
- By this time, Ben Stiller had gotten used to how woman react to his touch. Yamato
- Creepy Back Rubs Captions Thread TMundo
- Reactions become fierce as she discovers there's no leather for her lace gamerarocks
- "You're HOW old?!?!?!?" gamerarocks
- She screams for her stunt double: Jeanine Garafolo gamerarocks
- Another of Ben's costars suddenly realizes she's in a movie with him gamerarocks
- Jalapeno massage oil wasn't quite as advertised gamerarocks
- If I knew you were allergic to semen, I would've changed the sheets. nickumoh
- Ben would regret keeping the sunburn lotion next to the rubbing alcohol. nickumoh
- The Invisible Man had a secret porn career. Scumby
- Fisting was one thing. Footing was quite another. The_Shill
- "Stop screaming. Your tattoo only says, "I [Heart] Ben Stiller." die maus
- She wore the wrong shirt the day she learned her boyfriend worked at PETA. die maus
- Cool Hand Luke strikes again! Scumby
- At Roman Polanski's, noone can hear you scream stationkj
- Maybe home tatooing isn't such a good idea after all. Scumby
- After the "incident" Uncle Dave wasn't allowed near little Stacy stationkj
- Hearbreakly Bad Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- "It is the power of Christ which compels you" stationkj
- "Another couple trying 'Lamaze for Dummies'." Mr_Nonsense
- "I'm not even in yet..." stationkj
- Johnny Storm, The Human Torch, begins to hate his powers... stationkj
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