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In a quiet neighborhood near Eugene, Oregon...
Skilly the sexy overweightmessy haired mid 30s woman is in her sweats and watching movie waiting for Slothrop to come home. She is watching MALLRATS and chuckling like the typical Northeastern "Doncha Know" woman.
TV SHUTS OFF.
Conqueror (aka... JOHN DOE) the super MAN-WHORE OF THE MOUNTIES starts oozing from the screen with his morphic robotic body and solidifies, taking care to make sure his penis solidifies first. Skilly opens her mouth with cheese or crackers or chips in her mouth like a slackjaw wiseass.
Skilly: Wow, doncha know, that's amazing. I wish I could do that. Tell me, loverboy, how did you do that? I wanna try!
Conqueror: You do, you hot sexy potential "MILF"?
Conqueror grabs skilly throws her into the tv. Skilly moans in agony and orgasms. Just as Conqueror forms a "sword" ready to thrust Skilly. Slothrop busts through the door in a costume. One that resembles "SLOTHROP: SEX DETECTIVE EXTRAORDINAIRE."
Conqueror: What the hell? You look hotter than SKILLY! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
Slothrop glides into the room in a provocative fashion, grabs Conqueror by the nipples and smashes him against the living room wall.
Slothrop (to Conqueror): You like it ROUGH, you hot, sexy bitch?
Conqueror: Bring it on!
Slothrop and Conqueror press their mouths together.
Conqueror and Slothrop make out while Skilly goes to the bedroom to grab a dildo that looks like .38 gun. She comes out with the gun (after coming while using said dildo) and starts shooting. Conqueror grabs Slothrop and uses his ass (Slothrop's, not Conqueror's) as a human shield and his body convulses violently from the sodomy.
Slothrop: Life sucks, it does. Worser than Michael Jackson licking the cockhead off a 9 year old. But sometimes it gets BETTER! Like Michael Jackson forced to suck the cockhead off his prison cellmate Bubba!
Conqueror wastes no time and starts fucking Skilly.
Skilly: OH YES YES YES! PUMP IT IN ME, CONQUEROR!!!
Conqueror: It's OMEGA ORGASM, BABY!!!! AM I GAY, BTW?
Skilly: Who cares?
An hour later... Conqueror is getting reamed up the ass by skilly while Slothrop is giving him a blowjob. Skilly is using a strap on dildo with the cockhead replaced by something similar to a medieval mace.
Conqueror: AUUURGGGHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS DON'T STOP DON'T STOP!
Skilly: I am so turned on by this.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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