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7:00p : skilly gets ready, prepping herself up and wearing the best things she can wear and stuff.. makes certain that she looks sexy in her lingerie. she even eats before gonig knowing she wants to keep her brains attuned to the public rather than mulching down.
7:45p : skilly drives getting there possibly 5 min late so she can be focused on. However, there is a big traffic delay, so she puts her hand down her pants and touches her clit. AND MOANS.. "UNNNNNNHHHHHH..."
8:15p : people on the side of the EX notice her and say AHA, that is skilly and weird sex things happen.
8:30p : skilly drinks more than she should trying to get into the atmosphere of things. She is also missing her panties.
8:35p : she meets people and they talk and stuff. somehow it focuses on what skilly does with slothrop and stuff.. and skilly talks about pop culture stuff.
9:00p : skilly chats with slothrop's EX, alawys looking at her giving evil and horny looks and so does her EX. evil looks back and forth.
9:05p : skilly goes to bathroom to freshen up, 3 other women who are friends of Ex go in there and beat the crap out of skilly. lots of hair pulling commence, skilly being the tough woman she is throws punches and stuff. she accidentaly fucks one of the woman by jamming her hand up that woman's pussy. girls screamed freaked out and in delight.
9:15p : skilly finishes up the job and pulls 2 dildos that look like uzis out of her NINE WEST purse and starts blasting away , dildos hit the smirking curly hair mofo, psycho bitch on her 5th dose of Xanax of the day, and innocent frat boys chuckling in the corner somewhere in the darkness.
9:30p : conqueror shows up in his FORD EXCURSION and busts out terminator style.. he even looks like the TERMINATOR. He says to the EX , "Come with me if you want MY MAN-ROD. In the darkness." he puts his arm around EX and turns aronud skilly shoots a couple of dildos in conqueror's ass.
ASSASSHUMPING: CONQUEROR VS SKILLY
Conqueror: Hahaha, you will KUM now.
skilly: (drenching in female juices and screaming in a coarse way) I WANT HER FUCKED. You have taken that from me.
Conqueror: stand aside..
Conqueror throws the EX across the room.. her body orgasms as she lands side ways against a post. Unhurt though.
Conqueror: opps. oh well, I still must fuck you.
Conqueror starts blasting his combat cock into skilly and skilly violently shakes left and right.
skilly: nooooo. don't stop!
Slothrop shows up.
Conqueror grins and turns around : Now you KUM.
Conqueror unleashes a volley of sperm. Sperm enter Slothrop but his body shakes.
Conqueror: WTF.
Slothrop: I am the new and improved cybernetic being. Yuo will LOVE ME.
Conqueror points to the tiny briefcase containing the Omega Orgasm Bomb.
Slothrop: Damn.
Conqueror: Yes, You will get sucky from me. I will upload similar memories in my clone.
SLothrop: I can't beat that, Damn.
Conqueror: LET'S DO IT.
BOOM. Everything explodes in orgasmic bliss like a crazy, horny mofo. CRAZY HORNY I TELL YOU CRAZY HORNY.
Two hours later....
Sometimes the men sang until the early morning. Every man had to take part. Every man had to spend the night singing and eating, eating and singing. If one of them fell asleep, it was said, the great animal of the forest would eat him.
Slater drinks a case of beer and a bottle of cheap Popov vodka and passes out. A HOT DOG (or is it sausage?) sent by Conqueror appears and pleasures him.
Conqueror stirs his Seabreeze with a little pink umbrella.
Conqueror: That feels gooooood.
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