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Hellbilly is busy drinking beer and eating pretzels watching E! entertainment channel with the usual big tits and ass variety of shows is chuckling. A light shimmers and John Doe appears. Background music: "HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE".
Hellbilly: Wtf?
John Doe: YOU KNOW THE DOOR TO MY VERY SOUL. I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES.
John Doe then lunges towards hellbilly and his hand turns into a SUPER PENIS thrusting into hellbilly's ass. The sword then splits off and liquifies into living semen.
John Doe grins as he faces Hellbilly. hellbilly looks up and says in his last few words before falling asleep due to exertion : This... is.. hot ..!!!
John Doe removes his hands and the penis rematerializes into his hands again.
Then all of a sudden Eamon J Doyle appears before him and bows down. Eamon is wearing a DOMINATRIX outfit.
Eamon: Master! Our nuke missiles have been sabotaged by Gay Uber in retaliation for his lover Hellbilly's cheating on him.
JD: That is okay Eamon. Did you bring my mixer?
Eamon: Yes, Master.
JD: Also, do not forget the pink umbrellas in the Seabreeze this time!
Eamon: Yes, Master.
John Doe then takes off his clothes putting on Slater's wifebeater and headphones (but no pants of any sort) and starts blasting some jungle music while Hellbilly's bloodied death face stares into space.
JD: Dance for me eamon, Dance!
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