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The Hitcher Caption Contest
Winner: MR_MUCUS
"They'd run for 5 miles before they realized they forgot the baby."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- What the hell? An in-joke caption wins? Mr_Nonsense
- Apparently, these kids trick-or-treated at Charlton Heston's before. nickumoh
- White Castle: The Race To The Outhouse. nomadd
- "'Themla and Louis' just didn't have the same panache." MR_MUCUS
- The lesson Luke and Daisy Duke learned: Lock the Gen Lee when in New Jersey nickumoh
- Chasing Amy 2 JPBuckner
- "What not to do on a first date" neopaladin
- The Hitcher jmi-grl
- The Good Humor Moonshine truck was an instant success! IMUSTBECRAZY
- "They we're out of Pink Flamingos, so I settled for white trash instead." IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Attack of the Shadow People!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre '10': Bo Derek vs. Leatherface michael3b
- Every movie benefits from a slow motion jog scene. foxjedi
- "I'll take Door #2", my ASS! michael3b
- Open auditions for Gigli 2 did not go well Ironbob
- Insurance agents reconstruct Wile E. Coyote's claim against the Road Runner IMUSTBECRAZY
- On 01.23, Rosie Perez's niece becomes Celebrity Border Patrol's 1st casulty nickumoh
- Bush's Iraq "surge" plan includes luring new recruits using T&A. Scumby
- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Sprinting" Mr_Nonsense
- When they come out of the next door, Scooby will be chasing them. ben243243
- Sadly, not even a pitch black room could hide Flavor Flav's ugliness rainman76x
- The couple fell for the old "Sean Bean will be performing an evening MondoRick
- You can almost hear the "Chariots of Fire" theme being played, on banjo. MondoRick
- Hey Brenda, I don't think they were being literal about that MondoRick
- "Another boring episode of 'The So-Called Amazing Race.' " winsor99
- Open door or ass crack censor?: You decide! pissygoblin
- Did any one notice that the door has made a cameo on the "R-rated" link? pissygoblin
- Many thought the door was open, but really they wanted to paint it black! pissygoblin
- Mmmmmmmm..............Boobies. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Relay races got more interesting once they switched the baton with a gun. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Another boring Aerosmith video. Screwed_the_Pooch
- The new Windows desktop backgrounds were somewhat odd. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Gleek's untimely overdose pushes Wonder Twins Zan & Jada to a life of crime nickumoh
- Cypher was always chasing Trinity, before she became anorexic. mtndwarf
- Wrong door! mtndwarf
- Even today, rednecks tend to fall for "War of the Worlds" radio broadcasts. mtndwarf
- Repossessing lawns was a dangerous business. mtndwarf
- After she got pregnant for the 12th time, she finally shot it off. mtndwarf
- Idiocracy: Deleted Scenes mtndwarf
- Charyl and Dusty: Return of the Living Brain Dead mtndwarf
- The Untold Story: Lorena's Earlier Victims mtndwarf
- "Shoot the tail off the donkey" had gone horribly awry. mtndwarf
- Lulu Bobbitt, Lorena's sister, preferred a different weapon. mtndwarf
- Lulu Mae had done botoxed her last penis. mtndwarf
- Monica Lewinsky: The Younger Years mtndwarf
- The Real Tijuana wasn't quite as popular as The Real Cancun. mtndwarf
- Girls Gone Wild: Homicidal Edition mtndwarf
- Momma done warned 'em about runnin' with realistic squirt guns. Criminy. mtndwarf
- Why rednecks can't get pizza delivered. mtndwarf
- Yeeha! Schools out for summer! 4th Grade here we come! michael3b
- Redneck marathons. Scumby
- Handoff injuries are common in the CrossCountry Gun Relay Race. Scumby
- Come back, sis! Just be "the last virgin in all of Mexico" one more time! mtndwarf
- Hitcher caption contest kevkong
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." lost_cause
- "Celibate for twenty five years, X-Man tries to rape his sister." lost_cause
- One does not simply Hitchhike into Mordor ... NoTimeToYodel
- Blue Jean Shorts, Cowboy Boots, Big Hooters, and a 357 Magnum….Priceless 55Chevy
- <na> 55Chevy
- "Honey! I can't believe you forgot to buy toilet paper this week!" sonofthedummy
- "The quality of Mimes has been declining for years." sonofthedummy
- "I told you Bean Burritos give me the runs!" sonofthedummy
- "Patriots fans flee in terror after loss to Colts." sonofthedummy
- Kevin Bacon hunts down the only actress not connected to him in six steps. Scumby
- Mr. and Mrs. Smith & Wesson Scumby
- Oddly, the Tijuana Baywatch spinoff was a smash hit with inmates everywhere mia_wallace
- "Gentlemen, we can rebuild them, we have the technology..." Ironbob
- Maybe if we stay exactly in these positions the killer wont see us! codeman
- Tom Cruise Panics as Suri escapes her 16 birthday/auditing SheriffJennie
- Brittney Spears and K Fed during thier happier moments. Lounge-Lizzard
- Sledgehammer: The Next Generation Scumby
- For a moment, two Hollister models confuse Arizona with Iraq. HicksRollsInGrave
- "and I told you that that hitchhiker wasn't a chick four days ago!" sonofthedummy
- "The William Shanter School of Acting and Taco Stand, Lesson #40: Running." sonofthedummy
- "Recording of the new William Hung album was not going well." sonofthedummy
- "Due to global warming the Iditarod in 2065 kinda sucked." sonofthedummy
- Andale! Lola! Andale! (Cue Mexican techno music) rainman76x
- ....and so begins the daily Tijuana-San Diego Marathon rainman76x
- "...we just ran, but we couldn't get away--we couldn't get away" rainman76x
- Prospective buyers discover "The Vault" at Neverland Ranch. vidboyx
- "Wait! Come back! I swear, I just wanted to show you the flux capacitor." vidboyx
- Actors react to a last-minute name change: "The Bisexual Hitcher" vidboyx
- There's some things even Gap models won't do... vidboyx
- The Ice Cream Truck has proven effective at teenage hostage negotiations. nickumoh
- Mathilda didn't stop killing after Leon died. She was hooked. mtndwarf
- He had the crazy girl shoot his enemies - she was ound innocent; insanity. mtndwarf
- "Two youth enjoying 'The Running Man' home game." MR_MUCUS
- Coaster's son & his fiance flee the motel after being introduced to Rajah. MR_MUCUS
- Wonder Woman and Batman discover that The Joker stole their costumes... Robot Monster
- "And that's where B.I.LF., 'Bitch-hikers I'd Like to Fuck' came from." MR_MUCUS
- "When they realized they shot Hitch, not the Hitcher, they fled." MR_MUCUS
- "They'd run for 5 miles before they realized they forgot the baby." MR_MUCUS
- "Hey! Which one of us was supposed to carry the loot?" Robot Monster
- Fuck the cheerleader, save the world.... Nuke_Mecca
- Tryouts begin for the U.S. Summer Biathlon team Robot Monster
- "Trading Spaces" ends in tragedy- unhappy couple shoots neighbors! Robot Monster
- Kids come runnin' for the great taste of Sampo JPBuckner
- That's not a baton in my pocket, I just like the view JPBuckner
- The wind fans blew her hair back...and eliminated most of the landscaping. mtndwarf
- If Flock of Seagulls comes up on the soundtrack, I'll shoot someone JPBuckner
- She was doomed, as his name was Scissors JPBuckner
- It's got a head start, but I'm sure we'll catch the Echo in no time JPBuckner
- "My boots are made of foreskin. No, you can't have yours back!" mtndwarf
- The set looks cheap, because it is. mtndwarf
- "Stop staring at my ass, or I'll bust a cap-tion in ya!" mtndwarf
- It's "eliminate the competition" mania! She turns and shoots! mtndwarf
- "He's staring at my ass again, isn't he? I'll shoot him!" mtndwarf
- "Just run away, we'll insert a low budget CGI monster later." mtndwarf
- "Hopping to escape on one leg sure is hard!" kerrysucksandblows
- Hippity Hop kerrysucksandblows
- Just one fucking thing after another....... Nuke_Mecca
- Walmart announced a clearance event mtndwarf
- "A very special episode of One Tree Hill" tanner88
- They finally opened Grandma's room after three weeks. What a smell! mtndwarf
- Mexicans seized their house, chanting Spanish slogans mtndwarf
- Betsy Sue confiscates her brother's annoying cap gun mtndwarf
- Momma's in the kitchen again! mtndwarf
- Youth finally say "no" to socialist liberalism mtndwarf
- The young generation learns they've been saddled with the National Debt mtndwarf
- Preview screening to the new Sharon Stone movie were not encouraging smooticus
- The remake of the Bionic Man/Woman couldn't live up to the original... nickumoh
- Students in San Franciscostan make their way to school in their normal pace Nuke_Mecca
- Americans head for the border as Mexico announces a $10.00 hr. minimum wage Nuke_Mecca
- Figure 2: How Democrats would have Americans confront Islamic militancy Nuke_Mecca
- Lacking cars, many white trash resort to the run-by shooting method mtndwarf
- Rednecks honing their run-by shooting skills mtndwarf
- The New Black Panters announces it plans to recruit white people. Nuke_Mecca
- I'm gunna shoot that bitch! She done give us crabs fer the last time! mtndwarf
- Figure 1: what to do when kidnapped. Nuke_Mecca
- Trailer Park Marksmanship Training mtndwarf
- He gave chase, but failed to stop her from shooting his 'other ho.' mtndwarf
- After a little exercise, honey, it'll smell better. Nuke_Mecca
- Armed Desperate Housewives mtndwarf
- Being village idiots, they didn't realize the bed was more comfortable. mtndwarf
- Jedediah could not refuse to 'go to the bushes' with Susie Maye, this time. mtndwarf
- She forced him to hop after her, to incite her ex-boyfriend's jealousy mtndwarf
- Heading out to rob the liquor store again mtndwarf
- Realizing that C. Thomas Howell and Jennifer Jason Lee had done a better pissygoblin
- No I said "Sophia Bush"! pissygoblin
- But it was too late. They were caught in the tractor beam. michael3b
- Cooter informed Daisy of axel grease's 'dual purpose' mtndwarf
- "Look I said it was not contagious!!!!" CNYSkinFan
- "I wondered why the sheep would always come back so tired." thought Daisy. OscarTamerz
- "Everybody get back, Rosie O'Donnell's about to blow!" nickumoh
- Redneck virgin- a girl who can run faster than her brother. OscarTamerz
- The suspect lured them with promises of cookies and Dance Dance Revolution. nickumoh
- You can't stop me, Uncle Jesse, I'm gonna hitch 'er! mtndwarf
- Come back, Cousin Daisy, let's get hitched! mtndwarf
- Stop hoppin' around, Daisy, and let me unkink your leg! Don't shoot! mtndwarf
- Ass Biters Invade Hazzard Town mtndwarf
- And LEFT two, three, four...We've GOT to nail this routine, Cletus! michael3b
- She shot one ass biter after another, as they fled mtndwarf
- What is that dangling from your rear, sis? Shoot it! mtndwarf
- Redneck foreplay michael3b
- A Very Dukes of Hazzard Christmas mtndwarf
- North Korea unleashed its Dukes of Hazzard style spies... decades too late. mtndwarf
- That batch of crystal meth had come alive! mtndwarf
- Survivors run from the mtndwarf 8-year-old-with-a-mouse caption deluge. Scumby
- They were able to easily run down the thief of their stolen Toyota Echo. Scumby
- Uncle Jesse's Infamous Bourbon Beans mtndwarf
- Dammit, Bo! Doc said no more beans! mtndwarf
- Daisy and Luke fled as the paint peeled off the wall mtndwarf
- Uncle Jesse ate Taco Bell last night mtndwarf
- Momma Farted mtndwarf
- Cousin Luke was all fired up mtndwarf
- Dukes of Hazzard remake with a twist mtndwarf
- As she ran for her life, "Chariots of Fire" played on. ben243243
- Sims run in horror as a house is built around them. ben243243
- Think out of the bun. mtndwarf
- Oh, the sweet sounds of the Meth- I mean, Ice Cream van. ben243243
- Sis learns that bro has crabs mtndwarf
- Race ya to the welfare check! mtndwarf
- Mary Sue Billy Bob runs away from Uncle Daddy mtndwarf
- Come on, sis, let's keep it in the family! mtndwarf
- Healthy redneck brother-sister relationship mtndwarf
- When Mommy and Daddy met mtndwarf
- Oh crap, I shouldn't have hitched my skirt up so high! mtndwarf
- A white trash "wedding" mtndwarf
- Liv Tyler's new diet backfired, mistaken for BBWW mtndwarf
- He can't see us because it's dark in there! mtndwarf
- See Jane get Dicked mtndwarf
- Public school has gone down the toilet mtndwarf
- Substitute teacher meets 'special needs' janitor mtndwarf
- Arrival of the drug-sniffing dogs mtndwarf
- A trailer park dating tradition mtndwarf
- "NRA exercise programs." Mr_Nonsense
- Michael J. Fox stars in "Barely Legal" Duffy
- Another blind date with X-Man ends before it gets started Duffy
- "The sexy side of serving in Iraq" tanner88
- You can't see him, but they are indeed running with the devil. ben243243
- American Idol's new season gets off to a rough start. ben243243
- "Car Jack Training Camp isn't just for black people anymore!" Mr_Nonsense
- Bad Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- "See Dick and Jane on Crystal Meth?" Mr_Nonsense
- "The White Trash Olympics' 100 Meter Dash." Mr_Nonsense
- No! You've got it wrong. I'm an astronomer. I was talking about the planet. Nathan_Jr
- Whoa, Silent but Deadly robertstjames
- Russ Meyer's The Fugitive. Cannon_Fodder
- The door has been left open for sexual innuendo. Cannon_Fodder
- Running chick is hot X-Man
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