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Hollywoodland Caption Contest
Winner: smeans
"When I pay for Simonizing, I expect SIMONIZING."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- It's 2:00 Wednesday, tell me what the fucking winning captions are! NOW www.piranhakeeper.com
- Fool throttle. Cannon_Fodder
- No, thats not how you give a hand job... Yamato
- Happy April 15th! (from your friendly IRS agent) Yamato
- I'm warning you, if you don't quit humming the 'Small World' theme song... Goldfish In The Toilet
- Junior I forbid you to wear that Ronald Reagan mask trick or treating! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Since the guy in the other caption took all the wires.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- Comeon and kiss me like ya did in cell block six again ya beyottch! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Jedi mind trick my ass! I got that pussy Vader licked for choke holds! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Fucker! That was the last Wild Cherry Lifesaver! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yeah. Huddleston
- No, I don't feel any lumps, but you are a little feverish. Rudy Gallant
- I warned you- NEVER touch the radio presets! Rudy Gallant
- The man's pride was gone after losing to the retard from the Village. winsor99
- Good 'uns for the week foxjedi
- Carmax's no haggle price wasn't all it was cracked up to be Form-VII
- The latest in casual gay encounters: street hypoxia orgasms CrazyEddy
- Billy Joe couldn't wait 20 sec after being released to mug somebody again. Scumby
- You better believe it's not butter Lounge-Lizzard
- "Now choke yourself...goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts!" Mr_Nonsense
- You left my windows down, you bastard! It rained all last night! ben243243
- "No wire hangers, ever!" frankiethefly
- Sit tight. I'm not getting a pulse. michael3b
- "Abuse at the hands of Mr. Belding eventually caused Screech to go bad." Dano
- Let's play Chinatown. I'll be Roman Polanski. zdviegut
- Goodfellas 2 : The Inexplicable Sequel zdviegut
- "Must.....pop.....vein......in his forehead" rainman76x
- Nose hair drove Joe Pesci absolutely bonkers zdviegut
- Roberto Benigni vowed to kill anyone the Academy sent to collect his Oscar zdviegut
- Pull me finger? How about I pull your head?! foxjedi
- Mmm jowels, sweet jowels.... tictactommy
- caption quibix
- For the last time "Paul Rueubens was Pee Wee Herman" SPARGS
- Soon it became apparent that neither of them knew how to arm wrestle. ben243243
- Visit Los Angles....or I'll be choking the freakin' life outta ya! ben243243
- Occasionally, Bail Bondsmen will resort to suspect methods to obtain DNA. ben243243
- Insulting one's mother, in the stressful bail bonds industry, incites a sli guidohead
- Caption guidohead
- "Give me the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices or I'll cut you, Colonel!" Scumby
- The Nostril Killer strikes again! Scumby
- Next to an auto but not erotic asphyxiation. Cannon_Fodder
- Bounty Hunter Fantasy Camp's "Choking for Dummies" class was very popular rainman76x
- The Jacket didn't suck! HicksRollsInGrave
- And just like that, Vic Deo killed Ray D. O'Star rainman76x
- Sometimes he forgets to turn off his bondsman side with real estate clients rainman76x
- "Sweaty palms dude!!! Have you tried calling 0800-HYPERHIDROSIS" Devo
- I warned you about the nose jokes. Coaster
- When I pay for Simonizing, I expect SIMONIZING. smeans
- They had yet to work out the kinks in the early Heimlich maneuver rainman76x
- Dog: The Early Years ninjamonkey
- It wasn't easy finding gay hookup opportunities in the 1950s. Scumby
- "William Shatner's attempt to sneak into the background shot ended badly." sonofthedummy
- "Never ask me about kissing Halle Berry again!" sonofthedummy
- If you tell Superman that JLo was in my trailer, I will kick your ASS 55Chevy
- This town is so rough, in the 50's *white* people got lynched by angry mobs Scumby
- "I show you a house, YOU buy it....capisce?" rainman76x
- "Tryin' to sell me a Folex watch isn't so funny now, is it?" rainman76x
- In Taxi Driver 2, The Jewish Mafia gets revenge on Travis Bickle for www.piranhakeeper.com
- After he got arrested, he realized he shouldn't have robbed the only www.piranhakeeper.com
- Used car salesmen are known for their high-pressure sales tactics. Scumby
- Allowing bail bonds to be obtained before crimes were committed turned out www.piranhakeeper.com
- Sean Penn, out of cocaine, attempts to snort Alec Baldwin instead. Scumby
- The victim's vision returned to focus the next day. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Why, you little...!" Cannon_Fodder
- There are too many hands in this picture. Which one doesn't belong? Cannon_Fodder
- He was the only hooker in town who'd.... MR_MUCUS
- "I find your lack of faith disturbing." MR_MUCUS
- I..Swear...I meant... to say... your HOSE is enormous. michael3b
- Call me Chief Brody again and I'll fucking kill you. michael3b
- evil Woodpecker Man "holes" another victim. michael3b
- "I said 'Count my nose hairs bitch!' Do it or I'll cut you!" HomeSkillet
- "Am I flexing my nostrils wide enough that you see my boogers yet?" HomeSkillet
- It took an hour to see the monkey. I took second billing to Jack Black.... foxjedi
- Comment again about how useless my character was in King Kong. I dare you! foxjedi
- How dare you spill a coke in my car!? Those are naugahyde seat covers! foxjedi
- I'm not a professional killer, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. MR_MUCUS
- "When I said 'bring me a hooker', I meant a live one!" MR_MUCUS
- "This is your last chance to give me that secret recipe, Colonel!" MR_MUCUS
- "Why did I do The Village? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" Devo
- Ever see Dog the Bounty Hunter do THIS on A&E? foxjedi
- I'm taking the Ford. You're taking the Toyota Echo. Any questions? foxjedi
- Can you believe it's butter now...bitch? foxjedi
- Why are you choaking yourself, huh? Why are you choaking yourself? foxjedi
- Adrian tries his hand at a five-finger discount. JPBuckner
- The Pianist 2: With a Vengeance StoutHearted
- Bollywoodland Captions. Mr_Nonsense
- It's not a perm. Got it? ben243243
- Submit to the chocolatey goodness of Crispy Creme! Fighting Fool
- Each week I win the chicken run; each week I choke you. The thrill is gone. fellow_consumer
- Auto-erotic asphyxiation for dummies fellow_consumer
- I told you, I'm NOT going to pay a lot for this muffler! Krakes
- Where's the money Lebowski? ElBastard
- I don't just kill Kennedys you know. ben243243
- So that's what happened to Hoffa: Time-Travelin' Brody ben243243
- Johnny "No Neck" Franklin needed to find a new line of work. ben243243
- Take that back! Bob Crane is a good, clean family man! ben243243
- "Proof that if guns are banned, carjackers will just use their hands." Mr_Nonsense
- "Say 'you deserved your Oscar, Adrien'. SAY IT." Hayzeus
- The surprise is that sombody actually bothered to bootleg Hollywoodland. Scumby
- Give me all your bail bond money! Scumby
- As he watched IMUSTBECRAZY
- A kid with a camera phone was the prosecution's star witness. ben243243
- "There's still time to save Han." Mr_Nonsense
- "The Pianist 2: The Revenge!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Special Guest Villain: Adrian Brody as The Choker." Mr_Nonsense
- "I think a choker would look good with your outfit." Mr_Nonsense
- "Now, who were you calling 'big nose'?" Mr_Nonsense
- Latrell Sprewell (under white man mask) chokes yet another guy. The_Innocent_Bystander
- OKay, let's find out who's under this mask... holy shit, it's J. Lo! noodles
- Can you direct me to the nearest Denny's, please? noodles
- It was about this point that he realised sexy_hot_chick_69@hotmail.com may dlew919
- "I'm the bail bondsman, shouldn't I be choking him?" he thought rainman76x
- Hollywood suspected their TV show remakes were straying too far from the www.piranhakeeper.com
- Through A Scanner, Cheaply fellow_consumer
- Releasing "B" TV cop show pilots altered for the widescreen did not change www.piranhakeeper.com
- "NO PRESS KIT?" Cranky takes the law (+ a cheap scanner) into his own hands fellow_consumer
- The Hollywoodland Caption Contest, sponsored by Fodak film rainman76x
- The events of the chocking were a blur. Not my memory of them. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Uwe Boll's 'GTA' www.piranhakeeper.com
- What would you do for a Klondyke Bar? www.piranhakeeper.com
- Yeah, this DVD is going to sell great to those HDTV owners. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "I'll teach you not to use a grainy, bootleg caption Cranky!" rainman76x
- Next time you eat refried beans for lunch, call a taxi 55Chevy
- Uwe Boll's 'Pong' fellow_consumer
- Manos: The Hands of Fate 2 gamerarocks
- What really happened to Joe Don Baker gamerarocks
- "The bail bonds are across the street and you couldn't be bothered? DIE!" gamerarocks
- I'm not going to tell you again, don't starch my underwear. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Love is a many splendored thing. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Why it's a bad idea to get caption contest from Malaysian bootleg DVDs M_H
- Zapruder 2 - The Carpark Assassination. Throwing_Muses
- Zapruder - The Carpark Assassination. Throwing_Muses
- Caption forum firsties! Throwing_Muses
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