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Winner: Dano

"...and it'll STILL slice a tomato!"

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Captions:

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up. www.piranhakeeper.com
Much to his chagrin, Tony's character was left on the cutting room floor JPBuckner
what happened when they tried to torture leatherface shawn_hoelscher
He slimed me. michael3b
Grundle stalks the wrong Crankylander. Junk_Yard_Dog
My top 10 for this week Aron
- Dano's was an early leader. Mr_Nonsense
- But it's nowhere near as clever as the "My Left Foot" one Aron
- The Chuck Norris entry was the funniest. chuchu
"Must be one of those hostel takeovers." Sean_Cockery
"Footlander: The Delegging!" Sean_Cockery
"Where Manwiches come from." MR_MUCUS
Jack lived long enough to regret having ordered a Merlot in front of Miles. Coaster
- Hospital emergency room costs would be contained ... Coaster
I see boobies on the ceiling! mike2784
The IKEA/Johnson and Johnson merger didn't go as well as chuchu
- Woe unto any who come between Star Jones and the buffet. chuchu
- If your leg is causing you to fall into a derivative B-movie, cut it off. chuchu
- Despite the mask hiding his identity, DeLay didn't last long in the Texas chuchu
- Though a foot shorter, he lost the limbo competition. chuchu
Yearbook candid photos by AV club member Kip Kinkel. Smashedbox
Hostel Pic Erzsebetdesade
uh!......I'm okay! tamijanell
hostelcc tamijanell
"It's amazing the amount of blood you can leech from a corpse!" church
All that effort, and no extra food rations from the prison guards?! church
The knee bone is attached to the... concrete slab church
The bet went horribly wrong when a chainsaw was used instead of a knife. church
X-Man finds out what it is like to be a victim of stalking. church
caption Smashedbox
Yes children. That was the last game of human legos ever played. markgx1362
"People: it's what's for dinner." Mr_Nonsense
"Chopping Mall 2: Chop Till You Drop." Mr_Nonsense
Right then, we'll call it a draw Repo
Jake in Progress Junk_Yard_Dog
He disagreed with something that ate him. HomeSkillet
This is what happens to non-Muslims who sneak into Mecca. HomeSkillet
Hostel Caption smatguy123
T'was the beating of his hideous heart... Junk_Yard_Dog
No. 5 stayed alive. No. 4, not so. TheWreck
- "Disassemble? No disassemble!" TheWreck
- "Ohhhhhh. Bishop survived longer because HE was an android!... TheWreck
"This is the last time I have surgery in Canada" Parca_Mortem
- Not bad at all Aron
got milk? Parca_Mortem
"That's when Lindsey Lohan realized she had hit rock bottom". Parca_Mortem
"On the new seaon of 'Nip/Tuck'..." Parca_Mortem
- "On the new season of 'Nip/Tuck'..." Parca_Mortem
"Why you never tell Martha Stewart that you want to break up." lost_cause
Eventually, they cancelled the knife-throwing event at the Special Olympics vectorzero
"The Orkon Man meets his end on Klendathu." MR_MUCUS
Caption: Act now, and Ron Popeil will throw in a second set of knives free. gumby
"It's just a flesh wound." TMundo_in_Brazil
"A Gallager show goes slightly awry." TMundo_in_Brazil
"Peter Parker picked the wrong day to have his webslingers repaired." TMundo_in_Brazil
Hostel Caption Contest uranium_death
"Grundle's first ever date ended rather predictably." lost_cause
- BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Theodoric
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" lost_cause
- Oh crap lost_cause
"Half-Life: The Movie" M_H
"It slices! It dices! It peels potatoes in 40 different.....Oh....*BLEEP*" Drew_Atreides
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." Mr_Nonsense
- "Steve O's final stunt." Mr_Nonsense
- "O.J. is still searching for the real killers." Mr_Nonsense
- "This is why you don't piss of the Furgal Gourmet." Mr_Nonsense
- "Just add Manburger Helper and you've got a meal!" Mr_Nonsense
"Yet another senseless robot killing!" John_Wayne_McBainSane
I've fallen, and I can't get up! f676
Just another Saturday night at the Roller Derby. Junk_Yard_Dog
After being acquitted, Saddam Huessin was given to the angry mob. Result:.. Junk_Yard_Dog
"Downy, the quicker picker-upper... Downy!" Sourball09
In Rowling's early drafts, he was Nearly Legless Nick JPBuckner
Martha Stewart was not fucking around this time. tanner88
"Whew! At least I wore safety goggles!" Senor Taco
What happens when you bring a knife to a machette fight. JPBuckner
Crash Dummy testing went horribly wrong one night shawn_hoelscher
'Tis only a flesh wound. CK, queen of the imps
That;'s what I get for asking that buffalo 'Where's the Beef?' JPBuckner
Quentin Tarantino redesigns the Ken doll. JPBuckner
I would forget my leg if it wasn't attached... oh, never mind. JPBuckner
I... fall... to pieces. JPBuckner
The leg bone's connected to the...floor bone. michael3b
"Why truck stop restrooms should be avoided at all cost." MR_MUCUS
- Correction: "Why truck stop restrooms should be avoided at all costs." MR_MUCUS
Attack of the Killer Tomatos 2: The Hybrids Junk_Yard_Dog
"Once again the Right-to-Lifers go too far." MR_MUCUS
"The latest ad by MAKK (Mothers Against Kitchen Knifes)." MR_MUCUS
"Since there was no nudity, it still got a PG-13 rating." MR_MUCUS
Heather Mills slips on some grape jell-o while playing Spiderman theWalrus
"Mom always said don't play ball in the house..." hotkarl
"American Idol" claims yet another victim hotkarl
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!!!" Mad-Ness_Monster
- YOU BASTARDS! Bobo
"Alas, poor Spiderman. We knew ye well..." Mad-Ness_Monster
C3PO! You said this wouldn't hurt! Steve-oh
"Mr. Cranky after being forced to watch "Spice World" 40 times." sonofthedummy
Quentin on the floor of the 'Hostel' editing room after an all nighter. Bobo
A public service announcement: Don't hold your farts in. Bobo
"An obsessed fan of 'My Left Foot' goes too far." Mr_Nonsense
- YOWSER Aron
"On second thought doctor, don't heal thyself." Mr_Nonsense
"It only hurts when I stand." Mr_Nonsense
"And they walked away!" Drew_Atreides
Go, go gadget Aneurysm! michael3b
Tom Cruise went too far professing his love for Katie Holmes Bobo
Anybody else goes to see an Eli Roth flick gets the scissors! michael3b
Don't just stand there, R2! Get Chewie NOW! michael3b
The down side of working for Shredder in TMNT: The Movie CorneliusD
Star Trek 319: Attack of the Red Shirted Ensigns angus
Fans didn't know what to make of Devo's new "edgier" videos. chuchu
- Terrorists quickly scrapped the "suicide butcher" idea. chuchu
- Staying at a "hostelgood idea. Staying at a "hostile?" Not so good. chuchu
- Dammit! I hit the return key! Corrected caption inside. >:B chuchu
Oh Blankman, we hardly knew ye... PiscesJest
It's only a flesh wound! backstabber
The Tin Man's heart implant goes horribly awry backstabber
The winner of the Abu Ghraib dream vacation getaway! backstabber
"Meat's back on the menu." MR_MUCUS
"What the Capital One barbarians do to people after the commercials end." MR_MUCUS
"Clarence Boddicker didn't like doctors, either." MR_MUCUS
"Yet another reason to avoid HMO's." MR_MUCUS
"The Gimp after Marcellus Wallace was done with him." MR_MUCUS
"Oprah's repressed anger manifested itself on her manicurist." MR_MUCUS
"...and it'll STILL slice a tomato!" Dano
It was only after he lay bleeding to death... Bitterman
The Wonder Years 2: The Bush Era Junk_Yard_Dog
- That'll teach him to steal Klondike Bars Junk_Yard_Dog
- No one ever said driving a Toyota Echo was safe. Junk_Yard_Dog
Scenes from Battlestar Galactica SBC-Jester21
'Chief Wiggum's 5 alarm chili was declared cookoff winner once again.' Throwing_Muses
Mr McGoo forgot about the mechanic working on his car's exhaust system. Cannon_Fodder
"The goggles... they do nothing!" Cannon_Fodder
"After that, everybody gave up on circumcizing the newborn Chuck Norris." lost_cause
- Bwahahahaha! chuchu
Dr. Phil's new diet plan came with drawbacks of its own. BobLoblaw
Producer Quentin Tarentino: "Hey Eli, could you add more blood?" M_H
"McDonald's Secret Sauce is finally revealed" HomeSkillet
Vincent Price's earlier, less successful creation "Jimmy Scissorhands" Theodoric
"Caution, wet floor" HomeSkillet
"Cleanup on aisle six!" lost_cause
"Bactine, please." lost_cause
"Who else thinks I should rewatch Elizabethtown!?" asked Cranky. lost_cause
Dr. Frankenstein abandons latest project on hearing news of Ariel Sharon. Junk_Yard_Dog
Predator power overcomes Alien invasion. Junk_Yard_Dog
"The new Bionicle goes too far trying to attract the teen audience" Parca_Mortem
- "However, the Taco Bell still passed the Health Department inspection" Parca_Mortem
- "Too late did the Longhorns fan realize that he was alone in downtown L.A." Parca_Mortem
- "The Star Trek fan disrupted the Star Wars convention for the last time Parca_Mortem
- "Forrest continued rescuing Sgt Dan in the future wars"... Parca_Mortem
Caption entry mAnIAc123456789
Faced with pictorial evidence, Bush continues to deny suspected terrorist.. Junk_Yard_Dog
Firsties. gnosticdogma

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