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Hot Rod Caption Contest
Winner: Otm_Shank
"I told you not to find out if the Human Wolfboy was real!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- It was only Rod's perm that saved him from serious head injuries JELLYFISH
- In hindsight, Rod realized he shouldn't have entered a motorcycle in the www.piranhakeeper.com
- Strip-poker with the cast of "The View:" When you win, you lose! nickumoh
- "Amazingly, they rode in a car driven by Lindsay Lohan and lived!" MR_MUCUS
- A young John Stamos learns how to impress the lady-folk nickumoh
- No one ever double-dog-dared him again nickumoh
- Ever heard the phrase 'last in line when God handed out brains'? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Got Rod? nickumoh
- Behind the scenes, Happy Days infamous 'Shark Jump Episode' . <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Another successful 12 step call. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Where is an "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt when you need one? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- TOP TEN AT TIME OF POSTING www.piranhakeeper.com
- Todd, Rod, & Broad nickumoh
- Jack didn't mind the groping, but Jill would have none of that! foxjedi
- Weekend at Hot Rod's Otm_Shank
- HBO decided to modernize the show Carnivale, this time with 100% more suck. HicksRollsInGrave
- The porn industry adds a 4th X and things took a turn... stationkj
- Virginia Tech would never be the same stationkj
- Rod and staff. Cannon_Fodder
- Feeling a little run down. Cannon_Fodder
- Though many have tried, no one has successfully jumped Rosie O'Donnell. nickumoh
- "Finishing ninth was a big blow to Hot Rod." MR_MUCUS
- "Rod washed out, but pit crewman Wayne Campbell gets a high five." MR_MUCUS
- Rod, rammed nickumoh
- TOP TEN!!!!!!! scarlet_ohara
- "I should have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!" Otm_Shank
- Never bring a Prius to NASCAR scarlet_ohara
- The three had learned never to go to a Bush family party again. TMundo
- "That's the last time I drive a Toyota Echo!" TMundo
- "Puke Art," was the new craze amongst the rebellious youth these days." TMundo
- Caption quibix
- Crocodile Hunter: The Early Years scarlet_ohara
- "Uh, Rod, can I move your cape? It's covering up my ample cleavage" rainman76x
- And "Best Performance Of Talk To The Hand By An Extra" goes to.... rainman76x
- Watching "I Know Who Killed Me" would prove to be Rod's deadliest stunt rainman76x
- "Andy, don't worry, you're Jewish and gay, you will make it in Hollywood.." vectorzero
- Man, I must've blacked out. What was this medal for again? michael3b
- Losing Rachel Hunter takes it's toll. michael3b
- OK, tell us again how the horse semen got in your stomach, Mr. Stewart. michael3b
- Live! From New York! It's--crap! That's been done! Otm_Shank
- How many miles can a man walk down... Otm_Shank
- This was a HELL of a lot easier with a broom at Hogwarts!! smbika
- TV tonight: Whatever happened to The Wonder Twins? dlew919
- Rod revolutioned "donkey shows" be being the human "submissive". www.piranhakeeper.com
- After the 3some, cameraboy still hadn't decided whether to spit or swallow www.piranhakeeper.com
- Half of team "Ram Rod". www.piranhakeeper.com
- Jon Heder's career finally has comes to "jumping the shark". www.piranhakeeper.com
- Just ignore that guy trying to get people to high 5 behind you. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Napoloan Dynamite was disappointed in socialized health care under Pedro. www.piranhakeeper.com
- His labeling of where his rod is, was a little optimistic. www.piranhakeeper.com
- he didn't know his rod from his ass from a hole in the ground www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Even injured, she wouldn't let Rod cop a feel." MR_MUCUS
- "Hollywood's latest bomb, a 'Mother, Jugs and Speed' remake." MR_MUCUS
- "Maybe Super Dave Osborne was the wrong role model." MR_MUCUS
- "NHRA Weddings" MR_MUCUS
- "Rod never could walk right after one of their three-ways." MR_MUCUS
- Despite their close bonds, the world's first conjoined triplet stunt . . MR_MUCUS
- "Gimp is it? How long were you in the basement of that pawn shop?" tictactommy
- ...and that was the first time Johnny Knoxville got hit in the junk! Oovan
- You suck, Rodimus Prime. Xur
- caption contest... Oovan
- I barely came up to Vince Vaughn's belt buckle so Andy is a short shit. OscarTamerz
- If this is your High School yearbook photo then you just might be a redneck scarlet_ohara
- The explosion at the Leftorium injured Rod, and killed his brother and dad. Yamato
- The new member of "Team Rod" did not know his job was to be the "fluffer" Yamato
- Ok, here's the plan, I'll film you fucking her up the bum and then you can whysoitenley
- Still disoriented from the jump, Andy cops a feel with the wrong hand. nickumoh
- From Adam Sandler to Rob Schneider in one movie. RogueDragon
- Thanks a lot Isle, but that wasn't exactly the kind of Hummer I wanted. nickumoh
- Just another lazy sunday with my dick in a box. RogueDragon
- Stars and Bars: Why the South lost gamerarocks
- He'll soon find out just what it means to Bend it like Beckham gamerarocks
- "Why did I have to take the 35W Bridge?" Otm_Shank
- "I told you not to find out if the Human Wolfboy was real!" Otm_Shank
- What happens when you don't get cast as Napoleon Dynamite Otm_Shank
- With 2 missing feet, Jimmy vows to never visit 6 flags again scarlet_ohara
- "Why didn't you tell me that 'America's Funniest Home Videos'.... Otm_Shank
- Rod Flanders would overcompensate to make up for his dad's wimpy reputation nickumoh
- "Stunt cock!" die maus
- "Lets stop three-man moonwalking, turn around, and walk to the ambulance." nickumoh
- "According to my oversized handheld GPS, the ambulance is behind us." nickumoh
- Rod barely survived his most dangerous stunt... watching Underdog JPBuckner
- Unable to tell his ass from elbow, at least Adam could find his dick SPARGS
- A rod nickumoh
- "I knew we shouldn't have told Pauly Shore about the movie, he beat me up- sonofthedummy
- The I Can't Believe It's Not Butter people called. No sponsorship deal. foxjedi
- Rod learns that there is no second turn in a Roschambaugh contest. foxjedi
- You guys, promise me this'll be the best three-some ever. jrlewis79
- The morning after a redneck prom scarlet_ohara
- At least he remembered not to leave without his towel gamerarocks
- Some girls will go to any length for a guy in leather gamerarocks
- The big guys in the back prepare to highfive after making the girl and the gamerarocks
- The AV geek regrets his decision not to wear his "I'm with stupid" tshirt gamerarocks
- When white trash parents help their children identify body parts gamerarocks
- 'Sicko': the Director's cut dlew919
- None of them really understood the three-legged race dlew919
- Andy ended up in a van down by the river stationkj
- The chess club just wasn't ready for their first rumble stationkj
- The aftermath of a Roman Polanski house party stationkj
- In an alternate reality, Jim Morrison wasn't very popular stationkj
- Fans leaving the latest Brittany Spears comeback show stationkj
- "Lucky me that shark was still working on Chris Farley." fellow_consumer
- "For god's sake, just swallow it." Cannon_Fodder
- Not even pain can hide a stiffie. MuhammadAus
- The Rod gets laid with the help of his friends. MuhammadAus
- Bob Dylan was a poor fill-in for Evel. Cannon_Fodder
- "Yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy": Rod Stewart's infamous incident fellow_consumer
- Justin Timberlake's new album was disappointing, to put it mildly dlew919
- Isla Fisher: From being married to 'Borat' to just being 'Boring' dlew919
- It was n't hard spotting those who had just seen 'Catwoman' dlew919
- When I said 'catch a bus', you shouldn't have found someone to throw it dlew919
- Awful Kenawful dlew919
- When 'America's Funniest Home Videos' goes bad dlew919
- You can lead Keith Richards to the restroom, but he can find his own dick. fellow_consumer
- Fans at Comi-Con hated the new Batman suit. HicksRollsInGrave
- Here we see two morons and an injured man in need of an ambulance. HicksRollsInGrave
- Rod got more than he expected at the State Fairs 'Donkey Show' this year. HicksRollsInGrave
- Sanburg's sequel to "Dick in a Box" proved to be very painful M_H
- Feeble Knievel fellow_consumer
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