I Am Sam Mr. Cranky's rating:
Had I the opportunity, I would have fitted the entire Chinese army with steel soccer cleats and let them march over my unfurled penis if it meant that I could have left the theater even one second earlier than the end of this horrific, manipulative, shameless piece of universal cosmic dung.
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what do you think? zhade
Great movie. Makaveli
thank you Mr.Cranky bored33
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
I Am Sam JonWesley
Why do people find mentally retarded people so interesting, anyway? Jewels
What the hell is w/ Your obbssession of China & Penises? Buffy_Spirit
Do yourself a favor and read this, you might be surprised ThelPeopleslCorp
Give me strength moethepisshead
Holy Shit of Jesus. ("Rain Man 2: Back in the 'Hood") PM5Kguy
thank God for alcohol Anita_Goodflick
I'm threatening to become a screenwrtier Jeff
That is the funniest review i have ever read in my entire life. Kitkat8816
Gee, Cranky, Don't Hold Back... Winter
Dis movee roks Karhik
Supreme Court says "No" to executing retards- Billy_Z
I Am Sam = I Am GoingToShoveThisRedHotPokerUpTheDirectorsRectalSphinctor FloralDeoderant
Cranky movieenigma
rock on parenting liscenses!!! lizzay
Cranky earns his pay Janono
I LOVED THIS MOVIE! mystic_angel2004
I wonder what cranky would do if they showed sean phiff sleep 2gethr scence Nina
i am sam/forrest gump fyrefly
For a good laugh.. IncrediblePants
The very strange reason there are so many Beatles songs in this movie.... 0b1knob
First we had Mrs. O'Leary's cow.... mangy-ranger
Ah've come fer mah boy... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Poor 'ol Tom buttcheeks2002
"Hedwig", "The Score", "Beautiful Creatures" and "I'm the one I want." miss_enthropic_bitch
Tards make good fucks... maskedavenger33
Actors Guild nominations (Sam and daughter included) Aron
fish daz
Toucan! Ringo_ate_my_baby
Whoah!!! I was so constipated that I couldn't even fart... mendo
After watching part 1 of Rose Red tonight... Veruca_Salt
I think I'll post this again... just 'cause she's so beautiful... mendo
well,wasnt that bad,but I was expecting more... Nina
Sam I Am lizzaricious
You're offended BECAUSE you're some kind of mongoloid retard, right? colonel_korn
Re: Sam I Am lizzaricious
ROFLMAO! Tard tard tard tard!! (nt) BrownKiler
Mental Giant, I think that would be "no tards here" lizzaricious
So, what particular form of retardedness do you suffer from again? colonel_korn
It's microcephaly, you assbag lizzaricious
Re: Sam I Am VoiceofGod
geez, it's a joke callmeSteve
there's a punk band called "The Tards"... Ringo_ate_my_baby
The blatant hypocrisy of lizzaricious Worp8d
Pull your head out lizzaricious
So, anyone know any good retard jokes? colonel_korn
I AM SOFA KING WE TALL DID!!! Hellbilly
Lizzy Pseudonym
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Mr Cranky is not a short man roo
Well, if you didn't like what Cranky had to say... Screwtape
i are funn funn funniest person on short bus joey_the_tard
Dumb I'm not DregonX
peusie and DregonX, among others, get props... mendo
Re:lizzaricious Worp8d
Damn. Worp8d
Re: lizzy Worp8d
I never knew... MikeeBoy16
Re: Sam I Am CrankedUp
Cut lizzaricious some slack, she's got to have awfull guilt about the drugs MrNatural
well how about that... Ringo_ate_my_baby
I adopted my child and I have never done drugs, not that it matters lizzaricious
lizzaricious- Xur
My opinion Bj_Quack_Quack
lizzaricious get off the cross. MrNatural
Penn- one sexy mentally challenged dude buttcheeks2002
FISH? Retard_in_the_Theater
Re: Retard_in_the_Theater buttcheeks2002
Ralph W... Boogati
Sorrey, I gotts lota hoemewoerk ta do!!!!!!!!! Retard_in_the_Theater
As the parent of a mentally handicapped child... Maialyn
Re: Sam I Am IKilled007
tell me about the rabbits, George... Ringo_ate_my_baby
liz... Eamon_J_Doyle
Liz Bob_St_Cul
IKilled007 Wareagle
Jesus. Slater
Now, see here, Quester: Aron
Maialyn Becky_Sharp
You're so mean, Ringo! skilly
Re: Sam I Am IKilled007
Skilly! Hellbilly
Hellbilly... skilly
sigh Zed
Bj_Quack_Quack, leave Conquerors mom's vagina out of this... that's cheap! mendo
now, Skilly... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Re: Sam I Am AngryNeighbour
Retarded babies... Slater
Re: Sam I Am IKilled007
IKilled007 speak with forked tongue! Bob_St_Cul
I hate Indians AngryNeighbour
damn gutless newbies... Ringo_ate_my_baby
I know! skilly
Re: freaking newbies - oh wait thats me Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
Great!! A game I can excel at! Eamon_ J_Doyle
Wake up lizzaricious
hypocrite... Ringo_ate_my_baby
It's called GRAD school lizzaricious
Damn typo lizzaricious
People who defend this film.. IncrediblePants
Your daughter has microencephaly? colonel_korn
How did Liz get into grad school Prince_Mongo
Hey, liz. skilly
Maybe you should consider... Screwtape
Fuck y'all bitches. Eamon_J_Doyle
Oh, boy! Jerk-in-the-Box
Re: Sam I Am IKilled007
Hey, I Killed007 --You forgot gay studies <nt> buttcheeks2002
And isn't it funny, Jerk... skilly
Welcome to the great lizzaricious flop frenzy! None shall pass Lucifer_G_61
Lizzaricious - My Honest Advice: Just walk away. I_Hate_Stupid_People
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I hate Indians too! westcoasthaters
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I hate indians woodjo
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re i hate indians woodjo
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I Hate Indians johnlhz
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France to me... bloodysky
Re: I hate Indians bloodysky
Why I hate Spaniards bloodysky
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JohnILz. . . bloodysky
Attention Whites bloodysky
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Bloodysky. . . Mr. Pierre
Great actor/Crappy movies ToraJack
Girl Bar... mendo
i liked it when the tards were funny too mia_wallace
Anal / penile torture metaphors in Mr. Cranky reviews. 0b1knob
Crankyland Movie Awards 2001 Current Top 10 Best Picture Contenders Aron
So-called guidelines and procedures Aron
2001 Crankyland Movie Awards Ballot Aron
Top 10 List collection so far Aron
Non-Conventional Awards are a poll in Mothman forum Aron
I'll play your games, Trebek... Slater
answering quickly what I can and that's that Nukemind
Re: Crankyland Movie Awards 2001 Current Top 10 Best Picture Contenders Morrison_Hotel
Here goes... bigpink
My $.02 on the individual awards Bob_St_Cul
Oh, what the hell... Bob_St_Cul
Re: Crankyland Movie Awards 2001 Current Top 10 Best Picture Contenders Critico
The second part... Morrison_Hotel
The newly clarified Slater Rule Aron
That's bullshit, Aron. Slater
Bigpink Bob_St_Cul
ROFL, Slater Bob_St_Cul
Shit! Slater
Bob St. Cul / Aron bigpink
I see I wrote something misleadingly Aron
Bastard. Slater
Some Help I Am Part 1 Mad-Ness_Monster
Bigpink Bob_St_Cul
Veruca's list Bob_St_Cul
You can vote for whoever you want, Mad-Ness Aron
Hey Aron-that chick from Training Day isn't Charlotte Ayana Nukemind
Fuck "is" and not "if." <nt> Nukemind
Charlotte Ayanna/Nukemind bigpink
You losers both forgot something. Veruca_Salt
Here are my spot-on pics: HomeSkillet
For what it's worth, Aron... HomeSkillet
Aron, please make 2 corrections to my ballot... HomeSkillet
Jesus, how did THAT happen? Aron
Oh, yeah, Homeskillet: Aron
Clarification on one of your choices, Nukemind Aron
Aron, Veruca, and hotpink Nukemind
Aron Bob_St_Cul
HomeSkillet Bob_St_Cul
Bob HomeSkillet
Aron, re. El Lay.... HomeSkillet
Bob and Homeskillet Aron
"Our Lady" and "Royal Tenenbaums" bigpink
Funniest review ever akak673
Mental Retardation brings out the best in him wathomas777
Has anyone listened to the soundtrack? Ickyru
The Bomb is back! Ickyru
Dhis movvvie iz abuot ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Retard_in_the_Theater
Now THAT was unexpected... Screwtape
shortage of dynamite? button_hitter
A theory I just don't get. Veruca_Salt
Can we get this review printed entirely on the backs of those shirts? miss_enthropic_bitch
Jesus Ate My Hotrod (nt) BrownKiler
IMDB rating = 6.8 ?!?!?!? BrownKiler
Never underestimate... Edgar_Britt
Well, I'm a soppy sentimentalist... jen
"Glitter" was far more deserving of a nuke than this Aron
An interesting point Mr_Cranky
So, in layman's terms: 'Glitter' vs. 'Sam'... MonkeyKing
"I am an analytic person and not an empathetic one. " Slater
Chocolate bars Mr_Cranky
That's profound Aron
I dunno, Aron... Slater
Well, Cranky-san (or it should be: Cranky-sensei) . . Hairhead
Subjection Mr_Cranky
I think everybody is missing the big picture here... Slater
Objectivity vs Subjectivity in film criticism Ken_Kaminski
Yeah, I don't think retards *should* raise kids... Slater
Very well, then Aron
Aron Ken_Kaminski
Emotional manipulation the_demon
i just want to see it mia_wallace
okay mr. cranky mia_wallace
demon . . . Hairhead
The Pledge bigpink
On emotional manipulation and such Mad-Ness_Monster
I have a question for the general Crankyland populace. Quester_X
No way Quester Hellbilly
Re: IMDB rating = 6.8 ?!?!?!? Coaster
Somewhere, Lars von Trier cries a lonely tear into a glass of beer....<nt> Coprolalia
Mad-Ness and Quester Aron
You want Cranky to post? the_demon
I forgot which review Eamon's in Ken_Kaminski
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/kissmeguido.html Aron
Eamon's Review Mad-Ness_Monster
Mr. Cranky got that movie plot from one of Eamon's posts. Ken_Kaminski
Is that why the little shitstain thinks he can inflict his poetry on us? Becky_Sharp
My recommendation if you don't like Eamon's posts Ken_Kaminski
I wrote a poem for YOU, Becky. Eamon_ J_Doyle
Well, since you insist, J_Doyle, Becky_Sharp
Thank you, Becky. J_Doyle
Nessie and *whimper* Becky... Eamon_J_Doyle
Hold it, hold it, hold it, HOLD IT!!! StarGazer
Nuclear destruction is cool. John_Doe
May I be the first in this forum to say... Edgar_Britt
WOW... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Did I? Wulfgar
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