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An Inconvenient Truth Caption Contest
Winner: Goldfish In The Toilet
"...Al stops the world and melts with you..."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Al Gore speech Analee
- Bravo Mr. Cranky! Excellent selection, if you don't mind me opining I_Hate_Movies
- Ugggghhh...I feel dirty. I normally wouldn't do a 'top' anything but: Goldfish In The Toilet
- "I'd like to show you my latest invention" bomb bot
- From one fish to another, well done Goldf. PS are you sleeping with cranky? JELLYFISH
- Al Gore Barry1376
- Top 15 caption and such.... MR_MUCUS
- All tries to find a country where his name is not synonymous with "loser". MR_MUCUS
- "And so Xenu flew the people to Earth in craft that resemble DC-8's..." MR_MUCUS
- Al Gore Gerard F Keogh
- Al Gorecaption. Gerard F Keogh
- "We could counteract their spin machine, if only we had a matching pair." fellow_consumer
- Got blue balls, but can't get elected? Maybe you're omnipotent. fellow_consumer
- Bill Gates describes Mircosoft's Latest acquisition. Ifitmovesnukeit
- Every time he opens his mouth its like this crazy moonman talk comes out Envy
- with one punch Al Gore showed the earth what tough love was all about mia_wallace
- The day planet Earth was caught in Al Gore's World Wide Web. ben243243
- The Earth poses for a picture with a cardboard cut-out Al Gore. TMundo
- After I die there won't be enough hot air to avoid global freezing. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Show me you tying a tie and maybe I'll believe the internet thing, jackass. www.piranhakeeper.com
- After numerous recounts, it was found Lichtenstein had voted against him. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The reason I'm into fisting so much is that Tipper has my balls. Next quest www.piranhakeeper.com
- Solving world hunger actually has a simple solution, if we just kill www.piranhakeeper.com
- Too be honest, even I think John Kerry is a piece of shit. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hmm, by this planetarium model I guess the world is round and hollow. www.piranhakeeper.com
- I'm the Rocky of politics. I didn't want to win the election, I just www.piranhakeeper.com
- Seriously, Al, if the Earth is destroyed in 20,000 years, who hear right www.piranhakeeper.com
- Yes! The latest re-count shows more yellow countries than white countries. Parca_Mortem
- Hookkay! Dis is dee earth! Fumus
- Earth and Uranus (eg. an asshole) JELLYFISH
- Yes. We CAN have a world without Mr. Cranky! I_Hate_Movies
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a silly old fart JELLYFISH
- AL GORES DEAL WITH THE DEVIL: "You can have the planet but first you must JELLYFISH
- This is the earth - I invented it. backstabber
- EECCHO....GEEEIKO...BUTTER...Oh damn spunked all over Greenland. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Driving an SUV is like fisting the earth! Here, let me demonstrate... ModernRonin
- An Inconvenient Truth: Rated R For Excessive Gore www.piranhakeeper.com
- Unfortunately for Al, a Jupiter-sized Hillary stood poised to crush him rainman76x
- "Hey, I can see my old tobacco farm and oil investments from here!" rainman76x
- W's "Gore Missile Defense System" met with a dose healthy skepticism rainman76x
- Waf-beatin', f$g-hatin', hippie-stompin', war-luvin' inbred red captions: fellow_consumer
- Think global, act loco. fellow_consumer
- No that’s not the money shot that’s actually Greenland Form-VII
- “Man, thought Al, these hairy earth chicks really eat this bullshit up” Form-VII
- "I'm Mister Heat Meister...I'm Mister Sun..." <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Audiences then yell out which image is computer generated. Yamato
- Al Gore is Xenu in "Battlefield Earth 2: Hail Cruise!" foxjedi
- "...one's a total moron, the other's insane!" Come on, sing along kids! TMundo
- Gore holds the entire planet hostage until he gets another Florida recount. Scumby
- Worst case scenario on global pollution: mutated-giant-lecturing Al Gore ROTJob
- Al Gore as Unicron? Only Michael Bay could ruin the Transformers remake. foxjedi
- Al Gore's World Cup tickets, really were in the "nose bleed" section. Yamato
- "Say, is this the same globe they used in that old Star Trek porgram?.... Jynxy74
- "And here, is where I have located my 'lock box.' " Jynxy74
- ULF - Unidentified Lying Object quipster
- Al Gore unsuccessfully tries to point out Louisiana on a map. quipster
- Al Gore demonstrates in detail how he invented the internet. quipster
- Al pauses before starting into the chorus of REM's Its the end of the world Jynxx
- And Al called the world Earth and Al saw that it was good. CNYSkinFan
- "...And that is how I became the next Charles Atlas!" pRoDiGy
- Scientists discover planet Al but decide there's no intelligent life JELLYFISH
- Funniest Caption angelatalk
- ENUCH CHUCK!!!!! nickumoh
- Lucky for Al, the tremendous growth only affected his right testicle. nickumoh
- And thus began the Republicrat party scarlet_ohara
- The next Superman film would suck, since Al looks nothing like Reeves scarlet_ohara
- "Since the election, Al pretends to have a microphone whenever he speaks." ben243243
- "Gore demonstrates the sound of one hand clapping." Mr_Nonsense
- "If I were prez..." - Al Gore drops the elbow on the middle east. noodles
- "Now, let's move on to my vacation slides..." MR_MUCUS
- '...Al stops the world and melts with you...' <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- '...I'll stop the world and melt with you..." <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Unfortunately for Al, his logic has bigger holes than the ozone rainman76x
- Be sure to buy the DVD for the "Al Gore does the Robot" deleted scene rainman76x
- Al fails to convince anyone that the Atlantic Ocean is a blue state. rainman76x
- Waldo? jwarden
- Houston, we have a problem Elwood83
- READ POST www.piranhakeeper.com
- The Devil Wears Prada and Al Gore shops at ROSS. Any questions? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- caption blud
- The Middle East? Sure, it's uh... somewhere... erm... dlew919
- See this blue and green area here? One day, it will be mine. Pillgrin79
- "Lockbox!" HomeSkillet
- "Ground control, this is Al Gore...I'm floating in the most peculiar way." MR_MUCUS
- "Basically, the Earth has become too stupid to cool itself." MR_MUCUS
- Al Gore endeavors to speak crap to power rainman76x
- "Yes it's true, I invented the earth in 7 days." katgirl1
- Wow Tipper sure has let herself go since the election. katgirl1
- caption quibix
- Al Gore photographed at the window of his home deep in outer space. CrazyEddy
- Al Gore masturbates Romania. CrazyEddy
- "I invented the Web, and now I'll show you how Superman turned back time." vectorzero
- "Us nature-loving hippies CAN rule the world, here's how..." vectorzero
- Lex Luthor couldn't hear himself think above Al Gore's blabbering Elwood83
- After Al Gore became head coach of the Harlem Globetrotters,..." Mr_Nonsense
- Al Gore made the most of his time at Superfriends Headquarters Elwood83
- The Al Gore talking bobblehead: a great addition to any car or RV! Elwood83
- What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs Elwood83
- Scientists uncover the cause of the Big Bang: Al Gore sneezing Elwood83
- The other camera would show that Gore was talking to an empty room Elwood83
- Al Gore was seriously contemplating teaming up with Tom Cruise Elwood83
- "Economy, bah! Terrorism schmerrorism! Let's talk pseudo-science." Dano
- "A big globe!! I love it! Thanks, kids!" Dano
- "And he wanted to be our latex salesman..." Dano
- It was at this point, when Gore thought he was losing his audience, that he Elwood83
- Al Gore's plan for world domination required help from Pinky and the Brain Elwood83
- Al Gore runs for President of the Arctic, the Polar Bears are unimpressed. sonofthedummy
- Florida appeared strangely mountainous, almost as if smeared with feces. fellow_consumer
- "Now if you had elected me in 2000 we would have invaded Greenland instead. sonofthedummy
- Worst Bond villain ever. Cannon_Fodder
- The Al Gore action figure didn't live up to it's name. Cannon_Fodder
- Gore blamed it on global warming but the truth was he had rubbed... Cannon_Fodder
- This summer global warming meets its match! Al Gore.. is... Captain Planet. Cannon_Fodder
- EBay's last straw. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Hair Club For Men made sure 06-06-06 came at least one week too late. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Thanks to Viagra I ejaculated on a planet! It worked for Dole and Pepsi! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Even after the 'Small World' ride at Disney was redone, it still was creepy Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ah, the hubris is strong in this one. Lounge-Lizzard
- . . . and on the eighth day he created the internet. fellow_consumer
- Tipper is frigid, please will some of age retro hippie give me some putang! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Now if only we could apply 'Global Warming' to my bedroom....<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Barren and lifeless, Al Gore orbits the Earth every 28 days Yamato
- Deep Al Gore Impact Yamato
- An Al Gore, over 12km wide struck earth and ended the age of the dinosaurs Yamato
- Al gets down and boogies with his one true love! Pr0cession
- Al took "stop the world, I wanna get off" the wrong way... Pr0cession
- Sadly, Al didn't see Hillary rolling the gigantic ball of earth towards him rainman76x
- Al Gore: Leader of the 1/1,000,000th scale Free World rainman76x
- This streaming video image of Gore had everyone fooled rainman76x
- At least Al Gore can claim he invented MyEarth... Tank Boy
- The US was too ashamed to be photographed with Gore, so France was chosen rainman76x
- "Flying around in a private jet will save the environment, trust me!!!" rainman76x
- "...and as we can see in this satellite view of the coast of Australia..." Tank Boy
- Al "strategically" tries to cover up the existance of Iraq rainman76x
- "Yes, bore and Gore rhyme....why do you ask?" rainman76x
- An Inconvenient Bore rainman76x
- Note the cell phone in his left hand, what's it for? Or is it.. TMundo
- "...and that's why Superman is responsible for global warming" M_H
- Al Gore explains how Tipper is in the bedroom on The Weather Channel. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Al Gore's botched attempt at stand-up comedy Elwood83
- Al’s attempt to give the earth a hand job failed miserably Form-VII
- “You don’t believe in global warming? Then explain Florida in 2000?” Form-VII
- "...and so by that logic I did indeed create the earth, any questions?" Form-VII
- I suppose penguin burgers could be considered a benefit of global warming Form-VII
- So in ten years we're all fucked...more or less. Questions? bigtimslade
- After years of suspicsion, the alien Gorax was forced to flee the planet nickumoh
- Here's your host, Wink Martindale! gamerarocks
- wMyth:Earth is supported on Al Gore, who stands on the back of a turtle Yamato
- "For my next trick, I'll make the Canary Islands disappear." MR_MUCUS
- "Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a Republican!" MR_MUCUS
- "Ho, ho, ho....Green Party Giant!" MR_MUCUS
- "Space...the final frontier..." MR_MUCUS
- An inconvenientgrowthspurt Yamato
- Fantastic Four 2 - with Al Gore as Galactus Yamato
- Nature algores a vacuum. Yamato
- "The First Step In Ending Global Warming Is Finding A Big Enough Lockbox." MAYORBOB
- Gore rests his arm on Africa, as all of his whitey kind have for 500 years. Scumby
- <Insert lame anti-Dem or GOP joke here> JPBuckner
- Stop the world, I want Al Gore to get off! JPBuckner
- 2001 A Space Odyssey, the deleted scene. JPBuckner
- Thats not Al Gore, thats a space station!. Yamato
- I'm bigger then Jesus! Yamato
- It turned out that Gore's stiffness was due to too-tight neckties. Scumby
- Scene from an Al Gore acid trip. Scumby
- Al Gore reveals the secret location of the Social Security lockbox. Scumby
- Dumb and Dumber. Scumby
- The dart landed in Toldeo killing five. ben243243
- As you can see from the image on Google Earth, which I created... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Gore gets REAL high on some pot. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Hey this ganga here is pretty good stuff, I feel out of this world! Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- And Greenland attacks the North Pole. Go get 'em Greenland!! Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Liberals everywhere loved Al's Broadway version of "The Little Prince". foxjedi
- George W. Bush's idea of Hell scarlet_ohara
- Expensive but hilarious NASA practical jokes scarlet_ohara
- Al Gore's obsession with Risk knew no bounds Elwood83
- "No amount of global warming could make voters warm up to Gore." Mr_Nonsense
- INCONVENIENT BAD CAPTIONS: Mr_Nonsense
- Battlefield Earth nickumoh
- "Yes, I'm so hip that I do not even need a tie." Mr_Nonsense
- "The future president of the U.F.P." Mr_Nonsense
- "The Day the Earth Stood Stiff." Mr_Nonsense
- Hey, I can see my house from here! As I was saying, about all of this -- grraphicsgrrl
- "Even shooting Al Gore into orbit didn't shut him up." Mr_Nonsense
- Nobody on Earth believes me, so I'll talk to the moon instead. grraphicsgrrl
- "Now, any questions? You, way in the back. Yes, Luxembourg?" grraphicsgrrl
- Let's see if we can find some countries that don't hate the United States! Mr_Nonsense
- But with the power of positive thinking, you can overinflate your ego... grraphicsgrrl
- "I invented the Earth." Mr_Nonsense
- Somehow I don't think an earth sized cutout of Al Gore,.. Jynxx
- The remake of the video "Rocketman" was even gayer than its songwriter. nickumoh
- There is hot air coming from the East represented by our Al Gore graphic. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Playing rock, paper scissors vs. the whole world. JPBuckner
- Haikeeba! 2: When Worlds Collide foxjedi
- Al Gore, putting the mental back in environmental. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Deep Impact 2: Fisted had a hard time avoiding the NC-17 rating. www.piranhakeeper.com
- ...and that's how I invented the World Wide Web. JPBuckner
- By entering Earth's orbit, Al finally escaped Tipper. JPBuckner
- The horror fans were pissed, they'd heard the film had lots of gore. JPBuckner
- Power to the evironmental protecting, tree hugging hippie People! ben243243
- No one expected the striptease part of Gore's conference speech. Scumby
- Google Earth: For the Voyeur in YOU! ben243243
- Mega-Al has gone from blow to FIST! ben243243
- Just then, Gore felt a warm trickle go down his pants. Scumby
- "Been aroun' the world an' I-yi-yi, I been playa hated!" Mad-Ness_Monster
- Global boring. Scumby
- Al Gore got fired as NBC weatherman when he inaccurately predicted rising www.piranhakeeper.com
- He was the only former Vice President who would fist the o zone hole. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The inconveinient truth is that Al Gore's ego is what poked the ozone hole www.piranhakeeper.com
- Al Gore is Joseph Stalin in "A One Man Revolution" gamerarocks
- Today will be sunny with temperatures in the mid 90's. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station. Zouve
- Al Gore World Fisting Tour 2006 www.piranhakeeper.com
- Ahh, excuse me Al, I beleive those are oceans NOT blue states. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Creating the internet was easy. I also created the whole world, you know. www.piranhakeeper.com
- I demand the sum... OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Zouve
- Al Gore Shrugged SenecaDoane
- And if anyone has a problem with my plan for world domination, I'll punch Elwood83
- Tipper has busted Al so many times it's getting ridiculous gamerarocks
- No matter how fast Al Gore flew around the earth, he couldn't go back to 2K nickumoh
- ...so then I walk in & Monica has Bill like this- oh, are we live? cosmogo
- Faking space shots isn't a strength of Al's gamerarocks
- "And here is Severnaya Zemlya, the new home of the PMRC" (i hope) gamerarocks
- Your Amway business could soon be generating passive reoccuring income from www.piranhakeeper.com
- Al Gore - possibly the dullest super-villian ever... M_H
- and on the 8th day God got bored and decided to use earth as wrist watch. JELLYFISH
- It may be an Inconvenient Truth, but Al is still looking pretty darn dapper gamerarocks
- Tipper thought Al liked some pretty strange bedroom games Elwood83
- After being hypnotized, Al Gore thought he was Hitler Elwood83
- With Tipper's new rating system, each country will recieve a rating of... Junk_Yard_Dog
- I remember when I helped create the world. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Romania..once got herpes there....but over here is Italy where I got crabs. ben243243
- Now here's Al with the weather... JELLYFISH
- Can anyone tell me where Liechtenstein is? No, seriously where is it? ben243243
- Hmm, but where can I find a giant basketball goal? ben243243
- Round and round we go, where my global domination starts, only I know! ben243243
- Al would have to start running to get out of the temple with the idol. ben243243
- And here we go past the Prime Meridian! Whoo Hoo! ben243243
- "Lucky for me, fat people are harder to kidnap" JELLYFISH
- ".....and that is why Greenland looks white." gamerarocks
- Romania is in my hand, and those Bulgars could be next gamerarocks
- "Who would like to be the first to play 'Pin Florida on the map of the US?' Elwood83
- "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making.. Elwood83
- Republican hell gamerarocks
- Once you believe it's not butter, you can ascend to my level. foxjedi
- Al 'invents' the first cloudless day gamerarocks
- Didja ever notice how Scandinavia resembles a flaccid penis? Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Americans can barely indenify their own country on a map, so Al's European gamerarocks
- The lengths some people will go for a Kevin Bacon number. foxjedi
- Naturally, Florida was his first target. foxjedi
- That's right W, I'm the God. I'M THE GOD! foxjedi
- Al Gore is so fat, he plays hopscotch by jumping between continents. foxjedi
- Al Gore as the new Atlas Man? I don't think so. foxjedi
- It took an Al Gore beer fart to wipe out Al Qaeda. foxjedi
- caption firsties Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
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