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here is a classic example of the REAL way chicks are. this kind of crap happens all of the time.
i meet a girl down at the beach and ask her if she wants to go for a drive in the jag convertible. i offer to go cruise the mountains and such. nope. she says take me home and plow my fields. okay, mon. after waking up the next mornng with a sore nose (use your imagination), i leave and call her the next week or so. just long enough to let her know that it was only boinking fun and not a girlfriend situation. after our second mound-de-vue, i call her and give her a story about meeting another girl. good luck to you, and all of that noise. this ticks the femmes off, as you know. she then has the gall to call me up and ask for baseball tickets (i'm in the baseball biz). i wasn't using them, so i let her have them. she said that she was going with her "aunt". what an idiot. they are company seats and i have friends at the stadium. "she was here with some guy". like i give a rats ass. it's the damn lying that i can't stand. i've only cheated on one girl and i told her BEFORE that i was going to go pay a visit to an old girlfriend. the point is, women are weaker and have to conive their way through life much like a mangy mongrel. how can men take you guys seriously when you trade the stinky for goods all of the time? as long as it is treated like a purchase situation, men will continue to view you as less than equal. as a single dude, i like to keep my CPB (cost per bone) under the $10 range. here is how it works:
a typical date type thing costs roughly $100. let's say that you get absolutely no action. the next couple of times costs you $200 more. BUT, finally she delivers the goods. once. now you've spent $300 for exactly one ride on the black triangle of fun. CPB = $300. "hey, let's order in a pizza and rent a flick tonight?". awright! total cost for the night and morning = $20. let's say that you go at it 4 times that night and 3 more in the morning. now the total outlay is $320 and you have diverted blood flow a total of 8 times. this updates your CPB to a reasonable $40 at this point in the game. this broad has potential.
amen.
jammin'
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