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Iron Man Caption Contest
Winner: die_maus
". . . but he still had no idea where he'd get two AA batteries from."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Its Fixed! JohnFx
- Micheal Bay's remake of "My left foot". Yamato
- Dr. Scholl's latest weapon in the war against foot fungus. Scumby
- I don't need no instruction manual - this looks like the kit car I bought. dlew919
- He vowed never again to be the one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest. Scumby
- If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. SPARGS
- it's true i have built a better mouse trap SPARGS
- The future of tap-dancing looks even lamer than the present. nickumoh
- His Snoopy Sno Cone Machine needed better instructions nickumoh
- Little Known Fact: The Roomba was originally a Battle Bots entry. nickumoh
- Pimp my home detention ankle bracelet. DisappointedAgain
- Evolution of the home detention ankle bracelet. DisappointedAgain
- Mechanic for the AA-Team nickumoh
- "Looks like I'll have to reboot." Cannon_Fodder
- By adding the cellular radio, he was finally able to make a bootie call. Scumby
- By mistake Stark sends the "battle boot" to Richard Reid, not Reed Richards Yamato
- Richard Reid's workshop. Yamato
- He was about to give "putting your foot in your mouth" a whole new meaning. Scumby
- Republican leadership has given the go-ahead for Reagan Mark II gamerarocks
- Backstage, a roadie works feverishly on Ric Allen's newest kit gamerarocks
- With one well placed heel thus ended mankind's greatest question: Form-VII
- France's sovereign robot: Optimus Mime scarlet_ohara
- It was a daily job to repair the mechanical bull at the lesbian bar scarlet_ohara
- NOW-- to test it on a real scrotum... scarlet_ohara
- Jon leaves a love note in Rob's boot and starts rolling with "gimme action" BobDobbs
- Not to be outdone by that upstart Hasselhoff, Starks invents "Knight Boot." nickumoh
- His Achilles Heal would be his...well...achilles heal. nickumoh
- Able to press 50 shirts in an hour he is Iron Man Form-VII
- Damn! Where is that kid? scarlet_ohara
- Gundam: Robert Downey Jr's original addiction. nickumoh
- Finding Stephen Hawking scarlet_ohara
- Deleted scene from Tarantino's Grindhouse. nickumoh
- Downey hones his robotic acting skills in the prison metal shop. Scumby
- Looks like Tommy Lee Jones will cheat death for at least one more week. nickumoh
- Just before FIFA 08, Nintendo Wii puts the last touches a prototype shoe. nickumoh
- This iPod dock not only plays rockin' tunes, it also eradicates evil. Huddleston
- Jenga can be a bitch if you're tripping. michael3b
- Robert Downey Jr has the world's most expensive meth lab M_H
- I am Iron Bong DisappointedAgain
- "Nice joke asshole. -Johnny 5." HicksRollsInGrave
- AA started getting a little ostentatious with the sobriety tokens. HicksRollsInGrave
- Damn, there must have been a mistake. I ordered a robot cow not a...oh. HicksRollsInGrave
- Robert Downey Jr. gives himself a kick in the ass. Scumby
- Now just add a shade, and we can send out the "major award". Yamato
- Why, its a major award. Yamato
- A scene from "The Silence of the Cyborgs" die maus
- . . . but he still had no idea where he'd get two AA batteries from. die maus
- It was the last time he would accidentally throw the middle finger. die maus
- Meanwhile, back at David Beckham's basement . . . die maus
- A scene from "Honey, I Transformed the Kids." die maus
- Iron Man: ASSEMBLY REQUIRED!!! Form-VII
- "The only cast member to return for the Weird Science sequel." MR_MUCUS
- IKEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Yamato
- The film adaption of Ozymandius aka Hollywood is officially out of ideas. JohnFx
- Das Boot: The Next Generation. JohnFx
- Ever the competitor,Lance Armstrong was determined to win the 'Hokey Pokey' JohnFx
- Dick Cheney gets a tune up. JohnFx
- Robert Downey Jr. takes foot fetishism to a whole new level. JohnFx
- Meanwhile, at Charlton Heston's autopsy... JohnFx
- New LA enviro-trend, hybrid girlfriends that give off no CO2 or methane. JohnFx
- Intelligent design is true, Rob Downey Jr. is God. Now we're BOTH unhappy! JohnFx
- No Robocops were harmed in the making of this film rainman76x
- Yep, so you put the plants in the other end & the powder comes out here. Screwed_the_Pooch
- He only needed Denzel Washington to yell, "Man up!" Screwed_the_Pooch
- Always looking for new & more efficient ways to use cocaine, Mr. Downey... Screwed_the_Pooch
- After that day, nobody ever asked what freebasing was again. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Robert Downey, Jr. AS Tony Stark AS.....Irony Man! Huddleston
- "As they say in Canada 'It's aboot time!'" Mr_Nonsense
- When he was finished nobody would ever put Baby in the corner again Form-VII
- I’ll rule them with an iron foot in a velvet boot! Wait...that sounds wrong Doctor H
- True to his word nobody would ever put baby in the corner again Form-VII
- Dyson creates a Blow Job Machine that "wayount become heuplessly clogged." Nuke_Mecca
- Life as it would appear today if the first hit hadn't been free. michael3b
- Bicentennial Man 2.0 Form-VII
- "Gay men always go that extra mile to accessorize." MR_MUCUS
- "Damn! The producers promised me there was coke in here!" Otm_Shank
- Next on "Mythbusters": are Pamela Anderson's breasts real? Otm_Shank
- Iron Man stole drugs by night to support his daytime daytripping. Scumby
- Ultimate punishment for prison inmates: Building Rosie O' Donnel's dildo. scarlet_ohara
- What WoW players do in their spare time. scarlet_ohara
- "Ok...the shin bone is connected to the..knee bone..the knee bone is..." Scumby
- Robert Downey Jr. finds the perfect place to stash his heroin. Scumby
- Hillary Clinton has to be rebuilt after each campaign stop. Scumby
- As with most Ikea porducts assembling the battle-droid was a bitch. Cannon_Fodder
- Making an entire legion of killer robots by hand was going to take a while, Cannon_Fodder
- Behold the robo-fister! Cannon_Fodder
- The Republic then utilized C3PO and R2D2 in high school metal shop class www.piranhakeeper.com
- I shall call it Iron Bong! Form-VII
- This movie features that Black Sabbath Song!!!.... Fairies wear boots. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Kim Cattrall's special effects team were worth every penny Form-VII
- This new Indian made car seats one but has a gas mileage of 87 mpg. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The problem of lead content in Chinese foot wear just kept getting worse. www.piranhakeeper.com
- It would be the last time he ever bought a Star Trek Real Doll Form-VII
- Nike's new basketball shoes are kind of over-the-top. Scumby
- World's first ass-kicking machine. Scumby
- His artificial vagina invention still needed some work. www.piranhakeeper.com
- It wasn't until later he realized he forget to install the flux capacitor Form-VII
- "Now...where can I hide my weed?" Scumby
- Robert Downey Jr: rebuilding his career one leg at time Form-VII
- Iron Chef America: The Movie Form-VII
- Tara Reid consults with her plastic surgeon regularly. michael3b
- Less Than 0.2 michael3b
- O.K., so where does the crack go? michael3b
- "Better gas mileage than a Yugo!" Hamartoma
- The Sybian market had seen nothing yet... Hamartoma
- With dog attacks on the rise, the U.S. Postal Service invents ROBO-SHINS! Mr_Nonsense
- 'He come to regret using Windows Vista as the armor's operating system." Mr_Nonsense
- Wait till those teenage Japanese school girls check out my new mech suit. HicksRollsInGrave
- The Clinton camp move to the inevitable PLAN B Drew_Atreides
- I know what Heather Mills wants for Christmas. HicksRollsInGrave
- Tony Stark regretted leaving his suit in The Bronx. HicksRollsInGrave
- A man in a black tank top looks quizically at a robotic leg. HicksRollsInGrave
- A matured Cartman takes another whack at his awesom-o prank. HicksRollsInGrave
- Ironically, his one problem would be having no achilles steel. HicksRollsInGrave
- What can I say, the man was just fed up with getting leg cramps at night. HicksRollsInGrave
- This calf implants fad has really gotten out of hand. HicksRollsInGrave
- It's hard to be masculine and the husband of Samus. HicksRollsInGrave
- "If found please return to Optimus Prime." HicksRollsInGrave
- Huh, "FRAGILE", must be French. HicksRollsInGrave
- Shop Class: 2080. HicksRollsInGrave
- Give him some meth and he can make a coffee machine out of anything. HicksRollsInGrave
- "He built it one piece at a time and it didn't cost him a dime." Mr_Nonsense
- "Critics and audiences agreed that the Nike symbol was bit much." Mr_Nonsense
- Another David Duchovny breakdown on the sex of X-Files 2. Yamato
- No wonder this piece of junk failed. It says "Made in Japan". Yamato
- Imperial scientists just plain go overboard on Darth Vaders new penis. Yamato
- "They won't get softness out of Downey anymore!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Can't please her in bed......this'll show her." Yamato
- "The wife beater was a gift from Tom Sizemore." Mr_Nonsense
- "Robert Downey Jr. used the prison machine shop to build a still." Mr_Nonsense
- Now, how do I custom fit this for Barry Bonds? Yamato
- "And the code name for the project is...'The Aristocrats'." Mr_Nonsense
- Long John Silver’s pride in his new prosthesis ended when he fell overboard Doctor H
- Robert Downey as Joel Robinson in the new MST movie JPBuckner
- Robert's mechanical condom had only one flaw... Doctor H
- The attempt at creating an automatic coke dispenser hit a snag JPBuckner
- Damn! I'll never get this iPhone back together Doctor H
- Iron Man Caption Contest Doctor H
- Bringing Brylcream to a new generation gamerarocks
- Shin bone connected to the....to the....ummmm.... gamerarocks
- Legos sure have come a LONG way gamerarocks
- Robert Downey Jr can build that? I respectfully disagree gamerarocks
- Make me stay clean will they? BWHAHAHAHA gamerarocks
- Orange County Choppers : The Movie gamerarocks
- With these white men CAN jump! Form-VII
- Iron Man: The Toyota Echo of super heroes! Form-VII
- Iron Man: Made in Japan Form-VII
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