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It's TWO! TWO TIMES THE SISSY!!! Alas. It had such potentional. I saw The Man in the Iron Mask this weekend. SO at least I didn't have to worry about the teen age girls. But Leonardio Dicraprio apparantly still was able to induce the following in me: A) Vomiting B) Extreme Nausia C)make me feel really dirty. THen there are two of him. I didn't fell good for hours after this movie. Anyway, after I got past my urge to smack the little shit around like a silly school girl I realized just how much he fucked the movie up. EVERYONE else was a good actor. (Of course the basic concept of the movie was flawed. There can be no good french fighters. I mean thy're FRENCH. And why didn't the french surrender to the dutch in that war?) Now I have to say something to Jeremy Irons. Yes Jeremy you are a good actor. You are incredibly versitile but you proved you were the man in this movie by locking Leonardo in an iron mask. THEN YOU WENT AND TRIED TO RECTIFY THAT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!??!?!? Ah well at least one of them got locked up. But why did a good actor sacrifice himself for him? Then there was the D'antanian is Leo's dad. That's gotta be shameful. It was like an episode of a french Jerry Springer. Only with no white trash. Just the french. And isn't that jsut substituting one for the other?
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