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Jumper Caption Contest
Winner: nickumoh
"Thanks eBay!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Gorilla butt contest up for 2 weeks and this one for 6 days? Hamartoma
- Captions that I wouldn't have minded losing to (but glad I didn't). nickumoh
- I'm not complaining. nickumoh
- That's it? "Thanks eBay!"?? Xur
- For an emotionless Terminator unit, he really seemed to enjoy burning stuff nickumoh
- Roseanne Barr's personal bathroom attendent. Yamato
- Things go wrong on camera at Extreme Makeover: Home Edition stationkj
- Frosty the Snowman never saw it coming. Scumby
- If I were the man I was years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! vectorzero
- FLAME! I'm gonna live forever. nickumoh
- No one would ever flame Bob again in the online forums. Scumby
- Trump Jr in The Apprentice 2019: "You're fired!" Xur
- RAID Xtreme kills bugs dead.....and burns down the house stationkj
- Carrot Top gets upset when the crowd doesn't laugh stationkj
- With Annihilator 2000 in hand, Serge exacts his revenge on Axel Foley. nickumoh
- "You can take my flamethrower, from my warm dead hands!" nickumoh
- "Is this burning, an eternal flame?" MR_MUCUS
- Quiznos needed a few trial runs before perfecting the Sub-Toasting method. nickumoh
- Did somebody order a FLAMETHROWER!! No? You sure? OK. How do I turn it off? nickumoh
- Using a pen, some floss, & a used condom, MacGyver found a way to escape nickumoh
- Last picture taken of Vincent during his tour of the fireworks factory nickumoh
- The remake of Backdraft consisted of...well, THIS for 6 seconds... Huddleston
- Jamie Kennedy shows that he is as funny as he has ever been... Huddleston
- After 18 seasons, Sam Waterston still gets fired up for Law & Order. nickumoh
- Then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House! Yaagh!!! sonofthedummy
- German boy scouts work on their pyrotechnic stage pressence badge stationkj
- Tax season got you down, try HR Block! stationkj
- NERF stock drops with their new line of toy guns stationkj
- A young Dr. Kevorkian is less gentle with his patients stationkj
- This black mold problem is really getting ridiculous Hamartoma
- OSHA violations were the last thing on his mind Hamartoma
- "I'm sorry Mario, the Princess is in another castle" stationkj
- Grilly Elliot. Cannon_Fodder
- And the best thing? This gun is hooked up to my ass! tictactommy
- The cutting edge of Fire-Sucking Technology. tictactommy
- "You do realize Fossil fuels are about to run out?" IMUSTBECRAZY
- Bill Belichick enhances spying techniques! IMUSTBECRAZY
- "The Devil's manicure was never a safe job, but the tip was fabulous!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Steeling satelite? Nobody said it'll be this dangerous!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- The White House unveils its replacement for "waterboarding" Yamato
- I told you he was a Flamer! dasher
- Luckily, his opponent REALLY had to pee. scarlet_ohara
- "Team Fortress: The Movie: A plotless game spawns a plotless movie.... The Gentleman
- Even without the mask you can't tell if the Pyro is a boy or a girl... Tank Boy
- Laser Hair Removal Just Didn't Work for Star Jones Hamartoma
- Barney Rage: A pathologic desire to turn the dinosaur into filet mignon Hamartoma
- Drastic action is taken when John Goodman farts. HicksRollsInGrave
- Rammsteins pyro-tech crew was never bored. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Somewhere in the background, the national anthem was playing" angryfeminist
- Bush's staff tidy up the records as his term comes to a close. Yamato
- Hayden decides its time to show the net geeks, how you really flame someone Yamato
- You want Crème brûlée; I'' give you Crème brûlée LScott
- After that, no one ever put baby in a corner again. bdude
- We've secretly replaced the CO2 in john's fire extinguisher with jet fuel.. michael3b
- Nicole Kidman required a little something extra at the tanning salon. michael3b
- Doing Britney's hair had its dangers. michael3b
- ...and a nice waterboarding helps the terrorists cooldown afterwards rainman76x
- Least-plausible Hugh Grant movie still Scumby
- Robert Redford was the actor originally selected to play Rambo. Scumby
- OK, Mr. Joel. We belive you. bdude
- In his later years, Billy Joel finally started the fire. bdude
- 88 MINUTES?! I THOUGHT WE WANTED TO TORTURE THE AUDIENCE!!! bdude
- The Return of "Need a light?" Beer Commercials. Scumby
- The Bic Mercenary 3000 Lighter product placement was a little too obvious rainman76x
- Arthur Andersen Consulting Hired a Specialist for Enron Accouting Pr0cession
- Best birthday present EVER. Cannon_Fodder
- "The Ghostbusters capture the Human Torch." MR_MUCUS
- "I may be a jumper but I'll make you a sweater." Cannon_Fodder
- "No more ballet dancer jokes!" Cannon_Fodder
- The stars of 'Jumper' take on the critics. Cannon_Fodder
- Famous last words 'Propane tank shmopane tank.' HicksRollsInGrave
- Walmarts decision to sell Flamethrowers really came under heat. HicksRollsInGrave
- The first, and last time a Fire Department tried to 'fight fire with fire'. HicksRollsInGrave
- Ronco's new Home Flamethrower system!! (Melanie Griffith not included) DisappointedAgain
- Spaceballs the Flamethrower--still a hit with the kids! die maus
- "The Sharper Image Christmas catalog gets weirder every year." MR_MUCUS
- After finding the master copies of Episode II, Hayden knew what to do. Yamato
- Hayden tries to keep Lucas from "helping" his career. Yamato
- Billy Ray takes a traditionally Texan approach to pest control. JayM
- "Fahrenheit 90210" MR_MUCUS
- "He'll proceed from shame, he'll take all the flame." MR_MUCUS
- Quentin Tarantino's The Horse Whisperer Scumby
- Fixing Frida Kahlo's unibrow required a specialist JPBuckner
- Beeker gets his revenge on Dr. Bunson Honeydew. sonofthedummy
- On BKTV, your plot devices are flame-broiled JPBuckner
- The cat was never really the same after that day. sonofthedummy
- Oh, Mr. Joel, we did too start the fire! JPBuckner
- George finds The Jolly Green Giants cigarette lighter JPBuckner
- And when Glenn Frey says 'The Heat is On', he means it. JPBuckner
- "Rage against the laundry machine." MR_MUCUS
- "How the Fonz got banned from the Cunnigham's basement." MR_MUCUS
- "The incorrect way to light your gas water heater." MR_MUCUS
- "Unfortunately his wookie companion wasn't so flame retardant." MR_MUCUS
- Fame Retardant nickumoh
- Ben Stiller shows producers what he thinks of the script for Dodgeball 2 stupidgroundhog
- Hey hey hey, not in the house! Xur
- "This is WAY better than a lightsaber!" Xur
- grundle shows off his 'o' face Xur
- Unfortunately, his wookie sidekick wasn't so flame retardent. JPBuckner
- What movie producers refer to as 'eXtreme'. ben243243
- Jimmy didn't care about his Grandpa's poison gas or uniforms, but this... ben243243
- The Heat Miser's gimp. ben243243
- and from then on Mr Jackson never did another Pepsi ad SPARGS
- Shoveling Snow is now a thing of the past SPARGS
- This is gonna be one hell of a halftime show. nickumoh
- Liar, liar, pants on....pants on.....LINE! nickumoh
- "The Orkin Man gets serious." Mr_Nonsense
- "You say I'm a flamer?!!! I'll show YOU a flamer!!!" Stubob_Sweatpants
- You're fired! nickumoh
- Grand Theft Pyro nickumoh
- The Ronco Co. underestimated the alternate uses of the Popeil fondue maker. nickumoh
- "Time for the Anakin Skywalker Barbeque!" Stubob_Sweatpants
- Every so often, the ice carving industry gets a new, hip, bad-ass sculptor. nickumoh
- Looks like Nintendo Wii is will have to issue another controller recall. nickumoh
- ZZZAAAAAHHHNNN!!! Nuke_Mecca
- "Just what I need to start a flame war at Mr. Cranky!" Otm_Shank
- "Say hello to my BIG friend, Scarface!" Otm_Shank
- Lighting Gary Busey's farts was no laughing matter. ROTJob
- New "Hero," Overdoesit, offers to light a birthday candle. Nuke_Mecca
- Thanks eBay! nickumoh
- "...Can't touch this...." Nuke_Mecca
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