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Just My Luck Caption Contest
Winner: Jung
"The first rule of Mullet Club is, you do not talk about Mullet Club."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Help! my hand is superglued to the door. JELLYFISH
- Why are the winning captions always stupid? I_Hate_Movies
- Congrats Jung nickumoh
- God I thought the Geiko Gecko was bad but man you really are a lizard! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- This is just some suggestions of what you 'might' do fo a Klondike bar.<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Really Lindsay I know you liked it when Goldfish nailed you.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Church of Scientology lures it's next victim. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Man that felt great on my tit...how about rubbing it on my ~MEOW~? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Now you just call me if you still can't believe it is butter.<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No thanks dude...I have already done way more acid than that! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- EXPOSE: Prince William and the hookers! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- See..big hands. Get it? Get it??? Huh, huh??? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Why yes...I do validate parking! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Donald Trump wasn't always into blondes. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Don't be fooled, this is a scene from the porno parody 'Just My Fuck'." Mr_Nonsense
- Before learning the trade Lindsay naively turned tricks for pieces of paper nickumoh
- It's called a library card, babe...they don't give them out to just anyone. michael3b
- Top Lucky Captions MR_MUCUS
- Queer Guy for the Skanky Gal rainman76x
- "Here's the origami swan I made you." Scumby
- "Little did he know their meeting was all part of a Parent Trap." MR_MUCUS
- London Mayor calls "Just My Luck" the "worst film on planet". MR_MUCUS
- Ever seen American Psycho? No, then here's my egg shell colored card. Form-VII
- Is that an Itchy and Scratchy trading card?... Jung
- So he took one of her cards out of her brea...cardholder. The_Angry_Negro
- Give me your wallet or I'll give you a papercut! The_Angry_Negro
- Here's my assassin's phone number, he's upstairs in the library... The_Angry_Negro
- "I'll stick it in like THIS!!" The_Angry_Negro
- ...and here is an IOU for that "dirty sanchez," honey. Jung
- Yo I got, what you need, have some coke, or some weed... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Second floor, librar...HEY!! What are you doing with that gun? Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Now that he had her distracted, he'd let go of the elevator door and... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- She was thuroughly impressed with the studded for her pleasure... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- The old, "I'm a doctor," line works every time. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- I see it's the ol' caress her with my business card kind of foreplay. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Seriously, this stuff works great for crabs. Jung
- "Their public display of affection would drive an albino monk to murder." Mr_Nonsense
- no really, you gave me the clap, so you can pay the clinic bill- piepie
- clinic bill piepie
- I like big busts and I cannot lie... Jung
- Amazingly, the remake of Pretty Woman was even crappier than the original scarlet_ohara
- As promised- my platinum mastercard with no spending limit scarlet_ohara
- And if your twin sister wants to get a nosejob I'll be happy to... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- I'm the best plastic surgen in Beverly Hills, give me a call, I'm sure... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- "You've probably recognized my work in such films as, "Sperminator 3." Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- You just give Mr. Flint a call at this number, I'm sure he'll be more... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Adding a credit card swipe between her breasts... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- "Here's my card. Wanna fuck?" Flash M
- The size of his rubber is no joke. www.piranhakeeper.com
- You got 2 tickets to "the DaVinci Code"? You must be kidding??? www.piranhakeeper.com
- You kind of look like Fabio but he looks gay to me also. Beat it. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Sorry, but I need a man endowed longer than the card he puts his phone # on www.piranhakeeper.com
- I tried my best but I couldn't even stop laughing at you for that $20.00! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Triple-dipped, Hon. One dose an' you'll kiss god. I_Hate_Movies
- Lindsay didn't realize the building even had a 69th floor. Scumby
- The elevator doorman really knew how to push her buttons. Scumby
- The Papercut Killer strikes again! Scumby
- Run your card between my breasts. Your account will debit automatically. aaa123
- "That Lohan mask isn't fooling anyone, Miss Ryder." MR_MUCUS
- "Awww...isn't it cute when teenagers act like they're people?" MR_MUCUS
- "Meet Joe Dirt, Donald Trump's Next Apprentice!" MR_MUCUS
- "A fashion policeman tickets Lindsay for wearing white after Labor Day." MR_MUCUS
- This teabag is to remind you of last night. Jung
- Lindsay: "Thanks for the pad. I just ran out!" nickumoh
- caption quibix
- "Would you like to double your pleasure?" Elwood83
- Look kid. Before we go any further, you're gonna have to sign this waiver. nickumoh
- This is my dealer, best I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in town. foxjedi
- Sebastian introduces himself to Lindsey Lohan's breasts. Scumby
- I brought my permission slip from my mother. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Unfortunately, Lindsay couldn't read the card..." M_H
- "See, I'm a card carrying metrosexual." Cannon_Fodder
- Lindsay found it wierd to be attracted to a man more feminine than her. Cannon_Fodder
- "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little card, too!" rainman76x
- Tom was thrilled. "Nice shoes, wanna screw?" never worked before. foxjedi
- Bob was thrilled. "How you doin'?" never worked before. foxjedi
- The hit-man was expensive, but Herbie would have revenge! foxjedi
- "Umm... Is it the six of spades?" Dano
- A young Henry Higgins teaches Lindsay Lohan to change facial expressions. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Wrigley's Extra Wide Gum Scumby
- If you ever need a mullet dew, look me up. Scumby
- "I'm actually a woman. Check out my driver's license pic." Scumby
- "Hi, I'm Patrick Bateman. Here's my card." Cannon_Fodder
- You had me at "lost cost timeshare". rainman76x
- For obvious reasons, the "Business Card Stalker" was never taken seriously. rainman76x
- (caption) rainman76x
- Got change for a five? Junk_Yard_Dog
- Elevator ses beats elevator music every time. Junk_Yard_Dog
- ten bucks says you can't suck a medicine ball through ten feet of garden... Junk_Yard_Dog
- "What fucking movie is this caption from?" HomeSkillet
- You're Invited! East Long Island Bukkake Club (meets 2nd Tue monthly) Scumby
- Card Title: Scumby
- Elevator doorman tries to go way above his league. Scumby
- No, "One Night in Lindsay" is a dumb name for a movie. Jung
- No, I'm not gay! Here's my phone number. whysoitenley
- "Here, Lindsay, this is a get-out-jail-free card." The_Frog_King
- You swear it's Really good acid? wolf7031
- "If she cards you, then you're probably too young for her." Mr_Nonsense
- "I dare you to eat it." Drew_Atreides
- The jokes on him: Lindsay can't read Drew_Atreides
- Lindsay was a sucker for a guy who could do a good card trick... Drew_Atreides
- BAD CAPTION THREAD Mr_Nonsense
- "They say using rubbers are a sin." The_Frog_King
- "I know a great plastic surgeon, here's his card." The_Frog_King
- "Did you just fart... or does that card stink?" Flash M
- "Whenever you want Hillary Duff taken out, just give me a call." vectorzero
- "I was you in a former life." frank28
- This card is also 8 inches, see? jwilson07
- "Another Mystery Shopper is busted." Mr_Nonsense
- "They both shared a love for badly dyed hair." Mr_Nonsense
- The Duke Lacrosse team hits Hollywood. JPBuckner
- Yes, you're very drunk, and no, you're not holding up the wall. JPBuckner
- This is a ticket stub for "Just My Luck". Very rare. JPBuckner
- Yes, I am a card carrying communist. JPBuckner
- This is the name of my AA sponsor, for you're own sake, call him now! JPBuckner
- I think you'd be perfect for Spy vs Spy: Spies gone wild! Jung
- Here; its the number for the Spinal Bifidia Hotline. grraphicsgrrl
- Can you write Wilmer's number on this card? Jung
- Lindsay was a natural in her new career as an International Spy. ben243243
- The Hollywood division of Anorexic Anonymous now makes housecalls. CNYSkinFan
- You'll do fine, I have Ashlee Simpson opening for you gamerarocks
- When you learn how to act, give me a call gamerarocks
- Hair Club isn't just for men anymore gamerarocks
- Why yes, my hair does match the furniture gamerarocks
- Denis Leary is really clinging on by this point gamerarocks
- The first rule of Mullet Club is, you do not talk about Mullet Club. Jung
- Lindsey woke up the next morning with Martha Stewart in her bed.... sonofthedummy
- "Seriously, I was on The OC. just buy season 1, I banged that dead chick!" sonofthedummy
- "Wait you're over age now right? Um, nevermind... you got a little sister?" sonofthedummy
- A Toyota car salesman talks up the features on the 2007 Echo. ben243243
- "Hmm, Lindsay fired her bodyguard yesterday...Just my luck." ben243243
- Then he had to explain that The Betty Ford Clinic was not a beauty spa. ben243243
- Seriously, I'm not gay! Look, here's my Hooter's discount card. Jung
- "By the way, have you ever thought how Scientology can change your life?" smooticus
- "And that's just one of the many ways to give yourself a back massage... TMundo
- No, it's a great way to crack your back, you just let the elevator door... TMundo
- My name is Jonny, but you can call me X-Man. TMundo
- Dude, the "Rachel" is so 1995. Jung
- "They say Col. Sanders was killed in this very elevator." MR_MUCUS
- Fabio and Eric Roberts' love child hits on Lindsay Lohan. MR_MUCUS
- Of balance? Have you had your V8 today? TMundo
- Here's the number to MY hirstylist....you really need it. CNYSkinFan
- Hollywood Pimps: The Untold Story ben243243
- The sex in the elevator had been great, but did she really want his number? ben243243
- The Church of Latter Day Saints reaches out to the MTV Generation. ben243243
- It's always the cute stalkers who get a smile... ben243243
- What happens in elevators, stays in elevators. ben243243
- Going...down? aaa123
- "Ms. Lohan, your talent debit card account is woefully overdrawn." rainman76x
- "Call me if you need your bush trimmed." Scumby
- Terrorists develop a new sophisticated method of spreading anthrax: Lohan ben243243
- Public Service Announcement: Don't trust cute guys offering powdered sugar. ben243243
- For God sakes, get some help. ben243243
- "My platinum credit card in exchange for you never singing again--deal?" rainman76x
- The DaVinci Code is written on this note, just don't tell that crazy Albino ben243243
- Tom Cruise's assistant hands out his hotel key to any female under 16... ben243243
- "...and now I'll take advantage of Lindsay's secret business card fetish" rainman76x
- "Your assignment, Mrs. Phelps, should you decide to accept it...." Hamartoma
- Lindsay Lohan's coke deals aren't very discreet. burn_hollywood_burn
- Take it off or I'll cut you, Bitch noodles
- Wanna see Lindsay Lohan make love to an AMEX? noodles
- No, seriously, I'm an actor. I have a card to prove it. dlew919
- What will twenty bucks get me? yvr73
- Yeah, sure babe, I'm a director, er, a producer, whatever you want. dlew919
- "Here's Bill Clinton's cell phone number.Make sure you leave your coat on." Throwing_Muses
- "You want hair like mine? Here's my hairdresser's card" Throwing_Muses
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