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Kangaroo Jack

Mr. Cranky's rating:
Ka-Blammo!

This is the kind of movie that, once it's over, you leave the theater with your jacket over your head.

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A movie that you must see twice to like Stoner420
- Sadly we can't say the same of your posts. X-MAN
And the nomineed WORST film of 2003 goes to... I_Love_you
never will i......... JohnBoy19
- Re: never will i......... ABCDEFG
- Re: never will i......... JohnBoy19
never will i JohnBoy19
never JohnBoy19
death to all skanky tarty bitchy whores,,,,,,,, JohnBoy19
- Re: death to all skanky tarty bitchy whores,,,,,,,, whackyburgerbox
death to all skanky tarty bitchy whores JohnBoy19
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
Blowing off some steam Abby_Normal
no... beerbong
Do yourself a favor and read this, you might be surprised ThelPeopleslCorp
- Re: Do yourself a favor and read this, you might be surprised Death2ALL
- Re: Nobody do this!! This guy is a moron! Beavis_Comeavis
Poor, poor man Yamato
Bravo, you cranky bastard i_bent_my_wookie
- Re: Bravo, you cranky bastard Beavis_Comeavis
possible cult classic? astern
- boogowagga franga muck! shreks
Better than fucking Kangaroos....! maskedavenger33
Estella Warren Excalibur
- Beauty? *PUKE* Drew_Atreides
- Drew Critico
- Shh, Critico Drew_Atreides
- If Drew has an ex that looks like Estella Warren... Aron
- Oh i'm a dweeb Drew_Atreides
- Alright then, who is truly beautiful in Hollywood? Excalibur
Smile! grundle
- Yeah, she's purty babealicious. sprinkles
- Guilty Pleasures Wallee_Pipps
- While I WILL put "Blue Bayou" on, I WILL NOT... Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL
- You don't know what you're missing... GenoN64
"The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" Drew_Atreides
- The Adventures of Munchausen Syndrome MR_MUCUS
- My God....I agree with Drew! the_demon
- I liked it too. skilly
- I know I'll regret this, but... the_demon
- I'm guessing the same person appears in both casts Ken_Kaminski
- John Neville Drew_Atreides
- I think that's the only Gilliam film I haven't seen Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL
- Fisher King was quite good Drew_Atreides
- Fear and Loathing is the best comedy of the last decade. Slater
- Well, it's definitely interesting Drew_Atreides
I recently discovered the most beautiful music that I have ever heard..... grundle
- That's sweet. Hearts *are* like wheels, aren't they? sprinkles
- well..... grundle
- I don't think I've ever heard that song. sprinkles
- well..... grundle
- Well, I was 13 and impressionable. sprinkles
- grundle, if you think Linda Ronstadt's version . . Hairhead
- Thanks, Hairhead. <nt> grundle
- Heart Like a Wheel is a great album X-grundle-MAN
- I didn't want to be a big mouth XGM... sprinkles
- saving this from another forum grundle
Cranky's finest hour? HomeSkillet
- Definitely one of his best Bob_St_Cul
- Re: Cranky's finest hour? cougargirl
"Our heroes retrieve the money"??? convenor
- please tell me you're kidding Hazel-Rah
- Oh, tell ME you're kidding convenor
- You mean they DON'T get eaten by crocodiles? the_demon
- I apologize, convenor. Hazel-Rah
- And then the crocs eat Steve Irwin! convenor
- Re: brett
- I take offence to this movie Chill_Pill
- Re: juggernaut
The 2002 Crankyland Movie Awards -- Poll 1 Aron
- So-called Guidelines and Procedures Aron
- 2002 Crankyland Movie Awards Ballot Aron
- Some things Aron Critico
- Let's see... M_H
- Wow. Marion
- I haven't actually seen 10 movies this year... Prince_Mongo
- Jeez, filling this out took forever.... MR_MUCUS
- Re: The 2002 Crankyland Movie Awards -- Poll 1 JosefK
- My pics (you posted these in the wrong forum...no one will see). HomeSkillet
- Maribel Verdu Aron
- Well its kinda lame Critico
The Rap Sequence Molly-Be-Damned
- Re: The Rap Sequence Beast
- Re: The Rap Sequence TheMatt
- Re: The Rap Sequence BJFeinstien
- Re: The Rap Sequence juggernaut
Y'know, after "Mission to Mars", i figured Jerry O'Connell had 'made it' Drew_Atreides
- Oops, someWHAT big name movies.. Drew_Atreides
- A couple of Jerry's other roles.. mrmidknight06
NEVER, EVER say, "It could be worse." Hanrocks_Cradler
It's no ''That cöcksücker Tigger''... Wulfgar
- Best. Review. Ever. Beast
- Truly a classic for the ages. (nt) SavageWombat
- He got in a CHiPs reference Becky_Sharp
- Backbackbackbackbackbackback convenor
- Great stuff! the_demon
- It's right up there with your "Quills" review miss_enthropic_bitch
- Re: It's no ''That cöcksücker Tigger''... brett
Great Review Cranky Critico
You fools! Throwing_Muses
- Travelling 'round the great Outback... Salamander
- Re: You fools! brett
- I want to see church
forums 4/4 archivist
I would also like to commend Mr. Cranky on an excellent review. Scroticus
- Agreed. Very good. daz
Firsties Scroticus
- First bottomsies Hazel-Rah
- I don't see no kangaroo BOTTOMSIES... Wulfgar
- Re: Firsties brett
- BOTTOMSIES!!!! the_animal
- BOTTOMSIES EVEN MORE EMPHATICALLY!!!! the_animal
- Roo BOTTOMSIES Eddie_Dean
- X X-Man

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