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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
So with that, the mother rips off her skirt, revealing a grotesque patch of pubic hair with crabs visibly leaping around it. The father, a twinkle in his eye, then leans down, mouth wide open, and begins to eat at the filthy genitalia, not afraid to use his teeth, much to his wife's dismay as she shudders in terror. As the father goes to town, the son, an eleven-year-old boy who has just recently hit puberty, begins walking behind the mother, a look of rage on his face. He pulls down his pants to reveal a huge erection, his penis being uniquely gigantic for a boy his age. He begins stroking his cock, getting the blood pumping, and then just before the moment of orgasm, he reaches behind his back and picks up a butcher knife and proceeds to try and chop his mother's head off. Only it doesn't cut off very easily, so he has to grind and grind away at the neck, blood splattering everywhere, all the while the father has submerged half his head into the mother's STD ridden snatch, ripping it wide open, blood spewing everywhere, all the while licking furiously, as if trying to repress horrible childhood memories of his father and uncles taking turn raping a young boy named Harry who was only five that they had kidnapped. His father and uncles kidnapped and raped the boy while they made him watch and then after the sexual acts, they cut off the boy’s cock and balls and made him (the dad who is eating out the mother) eat them. Anyway, the father is licking away, an erection emerging, and the son has just chopped off the mother's head. Anyway, having to work hard to chop off the head made his hard on go down so he didn't get a chance to shoot his load, so begins stroking again over top the decapitated remains of his mother, and as he keeps working and working his sister, who is 9, comes up from behind and rubs period blood all over his face (this family comes into adulthood very early). This gives him the arousal he needs to he blow his load all inside the hole in his mother's neck. After he blows it, the sister bends down and licks his cock, trying to sip up whatever portions of the Melanie Griffith that weren't inserted into the mother. As she licks, the dad is still licking as well. Crabs are jumping all over his beard, which is big and bushy. He tries to wipe them away as he licks but doesn't seem to care too much. Then, with a huge rage, he tears his head out of the mother's huge, torn snatch, blood squirting everywhere, and then rips off the boxers he has been wearing to reveal the mother load of erections. He then goes over to his daughter who is licking away at the brother's dick and rips off her skirt, period blood all over because the girl doesn't wear tampons and then he inserts his huge cock inside her doggy style, tearing with insertion because she is a virgin and he has a very big cock, thrusting and thrusting. The girl cries out with pain, tears running down her face, as the father takes her vaginal virginity. He keeps saying, "that's good my sweet little princess, that's good, daddy is making you a woman." She continues screaming for five minutes, all the while she keeps hold of the brother's cock which is still dripping Melanie Griffith remnants all over but is slowly becoming flaccid. At the moment of orgasm, the young girl clenches the flaccid penis, nails digging in, and the cock begins to bleed. The dad keeps humping and finally reaches the arousal point as well, so he takes out his penis and blows his load all over his daughter's face. The brother is screaming in agony as his penis drips blood, while the sister has released his cock in order to attend to the matter of licking up the Melanie Griffith as it trickles down her face. The father, then sits down and begins to kiss the daughter, using alot of tongue, and then after a few moments, he picks up the knife that the son used to decapitate the mom and proceeds to cut off the son's dick and testicles. The boy screams in terror as the dad gets on his knees and French kisses the wounds that are left behind where the cock and the balls used to be. After a few minutes of licking, the boy starting to loose consciousness, already having collapsed to the floor, the father picks up the genitals. He walks over to his daughter, tears coming down her cheeks from the brutal beating her young vagina just took, and takes her by the neck and slams her head against the wall. "Eat this," he screams and sticks the cock and testes in the girl’s mouth, while she tries to put up a fight, then he slams her head again until she begins chewing. "Chew!" the dad screams and the girl chews and just as she looks to be about ready to swallow, he walks her over to the brother, who is near death and makes him open his mouth and then the daughter proceeds to spit the chewed remains of his sexual organs into his mouth. The father then makes the boy swallow. The boy then passes out and the dad then slaps the daughter and makes her start sucking his dick, which has became hard again. The dad thrusts as she sucks and then the dog walks by. The dad picks up the dog, while the girl is sucking him off, and picks the knife up as well and proceeds to gut the dog, disemboweling him. The dog's guts and insides splatter all over the girl as she sucks off her dad's dick. The dad then begins rubbing the dog’s entrails all over himself by rubbing the dog's lifeless body all over him, and the insides are leaking all over. After awhile he pulls his dick out of the girls mouth and puts it inside the hole he has made in the dog and begins rubbing it all over the insides of the dog. He strokes the dog all over his dick and finally he blows his load inside the dog. He then proceeds to make the girl stick her head in the hole and lick the Melanie Griffith and gut remains up. After she does this she gets vomit in her stomach and her dad has her barf all over inside his mouth. He chews up the vomit, and then spits it back in her mouth. Then he has her swallow. After she does this he takes the knife and jabs it up her fried chicken and twists and turns the blade. Blood splatters all over and she yells out in agony. After twisting the blade for awhile the dad then takes it out and then shoves it up the girls ass and does the same thing that he did when he stuck it in her pussy, he twists and turns the blade. Then he pulls the blade out and licks up the residue on the blade with his tongue and then with huge force cuts the girls head off, in one shot, he is much stronger than his son it seems. He then walks over to his son, picks him up, and then takes his head and sticks it inside the hole that is left after he cut off his daughter's head. You hear ripping as the head goes in. Then he takes the wife's lifeless body and stick his legs inside the hole that is left where her head used to be, tearing is heard here as well. Then after doing this, he puts his dog onto his head like a helmet, and walks over and stands atop the creation he has made with his family. He then pulls out his cock and bends over and jerks off while also getting ready to shit. Then at just the right moment he shits and Melanie Griffith all over their lifeless bodies (the son has since died after being castrated). After he shits and Melanie Griffith he then begins to vomit all over the bodies. Once he has done this, he then gets on his knees, moving the dog helmet enough so he can stick his mouth out and begins to lick up the shitty, cummy, pukey mess. He then strips nude and rubs his body all over in it as he tries to lick it up all with a shrill giggle ringing in the air.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
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