Then there was the Norwegian who noticed the sign "Wet Pavement"… so he did. A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep…that's her!" Famous inventions: The Swedes invented the toilet seat. Twenty years later the Norwegians invented the hole in it. Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish. "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting we didn't catch any more." Two Norwegians were hunting ducks with no success. One turned to the other and says, "Do ya suppose we aren't trowing da dog high enough?
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