08/15/97: Shaq this

Posted By: The man from T


Whaddya mean, trying to tell us that the Shaq is a big, ugly, lumbering, ego-seared shitheel who doesn't belong anywhere near the cinema? And what's this business about salivating corporate droids peeing in their pinstriped trousers because they know how much revenue the clumsy fuck is going to generate? You can't convince me that Hollywood would resort to something that fuckin' devoid of creative appeal. Naah. The Shaq is a brilliant, dedicated, savvy guru and pundit of the popular culture as well as one of its finest role models. Give the oversized pituitary freak the oscar now and screw the suspense of wondering if Tommy Arnold can somehow snatch it away.


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