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09/09/1999: This will make me sound like the queen of shallow Posted by: snobby@chocolate.factory (Veruca_Salt)
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But I think, no questions asked, that Illeana Douglas is the ugliest woman in showbizness.
09/09/1999: Lies!
Posted by: skilly33@yahoo.com (skilly)
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She's a fucking supermodel compared to Shelley Duval.
Anyway, I like her besides the fact that I can never separate her from the character she played in the remake of "Cape Fear." You know, the chick that Robert DeNiro beats the shit out of? Ouch!
09/09/1999: But it's soooo much fun to knock ugly people! Posted by: just1second@yahoo.com (coaster)
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Frank Zappa's Daughter, Moon Unit, was on a sitcom that lasted about one episode about 20 years ago. I swear, if you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, her picture has got to be next to the word.
Remember: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
09/09/1999: UGLY \ug'lee\ (adj): 1. Offensive to the sight; 2. see Uma Thurman (nt) Posted by: stir_this@chicken.McEcho.gov (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL) 09/09/1999: Moon Unit is not only ugly... Posted by: filmgirl@rocketmail.com (Tick)
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she's incredibly stupid as well. Did anyone happen to catch that version of Jeopardy that's on VH1 when they were doing a celebrity thing? She was on, and I swear to god it was like watching that parody that they do on SNL. She'd ring in just to say "I have no idea"! And then would giggle and hit the other players.
09/09/1999: Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL... have you ever seen "Dangerous Liaisons" Posted by: no_life@all.tom (mendo)
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1988 Dir: Stephen Frears (YES!!!), John Malkovich, Glenn Close, Michelle Pfeiffer, Swoosie Kurtz, Keanu Reeves... and *UMA*... the nicest tits I've ever seen... and ass... YOWZAA!!!
like Godmother said in a post a while ago... you could hear the men gasp when Uma "showed" (paraphrased)
drooling @ the memories...
.tom
09/09/1999: No...
Posted by: Purple@Blossom.Girlie (Violet_Beauregarde)
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...I agree.
Illeana Douglas is hideous.
Rhinoplasty!,
Violet
09/10/1999: Oh come on...
Posted by: icy_shadow@rocketmail.com (Parca_Mortem)
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Douglas is alright (though not attractive). But the QUEEN of uglyness is Roseanne Arnold (or whatever she wants to call herself, I just call her "Jabba's Bastard Sister")... And I could list many, many, many, many more...
09/10/1999: Parca_Mortem....You Win
Posted by: just1second@yahoo.com (coaster)
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I concede you have the best choice...so far. Jabba the Mouth could make a ball bat go flacid.
09/10/1999: Ileana Douglas
Posted by: aurora@hotmail.com (AuroraBorealis)
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I think Ileana Douglas is attractive in a non-Hollywood way. I'm a big Ileana Douglas fan. Even though she doesn't fit the "standard" of what is considered good looks, she still finds good roles. Check out "Grace of my Heart" or "To Die For." I'm also really looking forward to her role on the new Fox sitcom, "Action."
09/10/1999: Oreo Paralysis I lIIked haVinn dhaT HOT seX with yOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: my_dick@your_pussy.sex (James_Duckworth_IV)
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whyy shood i by daH cOw wEnn I kinn gETT dAh milkK feR fREEE??????????????????????
09/10/1999: PM
Posted by: mattogre@interlog.com (Zorro)
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Why not list some more of those actresses you consider ugly?
09/10/1999: Two words for MENDO re: Uma Thurman Posted by: arrrr@me.echos.be.stirrin.gov (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL)
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Body Double
09/10/1999: Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL... Three word reply... Posted by: Uma_h@s_nice_tits. (mendo)
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No Fucking Way...
when the film Dangerous Liaisons came out, I was a film handler/projectionist... that is, I set the films up (spliced them together) and broke them down (put them back on the shipping reels)...
since I knew that our print was going to the big print graveyard in the sky, I cut out all the parts of the film with Uma in them (hey, when I fall in love with a movie star, I know no bounds...:)) and spliced them into an "Uma Trailer..."
for a few months, when we would have an "R" rated or unrated film, I would splice this short into the regular trailers... you could hear the guys in the audience hooting at her hooters all the way up in the booth, over the racket of the equipment... I was the most popular guy in town :)
and there was NO BODY DOUBLE... I garuan-fucking-tee it...
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
.tom
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09/10/1999: I don't think Illeana Douglas is ugly Posted by: jahs34@hotmail.com (Critico)
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but i don't think she is beautiful either, but what do i know, i'm the guy who thinks Neve Campbell, Laetitia Casta and Janeane Garofalo are the most beautiful women in the world.
09/11/1999: Who am I kidding
Posted by: captain@amazing.com (Captain_Amazing)
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Nobody is going to read this...
-The Ghost of Captain Amazing
09/11/1999: It really isn't fair to make fun of "ugly" people.. Posted by: sparkling@aol.com (Emerald)
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..how would you like it if you were ugly?
Mendo, I have to disagree with you. I heard it *WAS* a body-double. It really gets on my nerves when the only thing that is considered beautiful is a 100-120 lb female. Well, That's Hollywood for you..
Personally, I think Janene Garafolo is cute and healthy. I bet she'd be a knock-out with make-up on...but that's really not her style. I can't STAND Jennifer aniston, and Courtney cox. They both need to gain atleast 5 pounds. I hate the sight of bony necks, hands and elbows! They sit around drinking, and all I want to say to them is, "Screw the coffee--go straight for the muffins!"
Yum-yum,
--Emerald
09/11/1999: Skin and skinny
Posted by: co@ugh. (bucket)
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Didn't Uma's boobie shot have her face in it as well? I've never heard of filmmakers superimposing an actress's face on some silicon-ridden double's body just to make her chest look bigger. I could be remembering wrong, of course. But now that I think of it, she was topless in a little of Mad Dog and Glory, and didn't look quite as busty in that. Maybe it was the lighting...
And as for the 'Friends' chicks... they definitely need to learn that solid food should be injested more than once a week. Jennifer Anistion looked great the first season of the show, but she now just looks like all the other starved Hollywood freaks.
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09/11/1999: Zorro...
Posted by: icy_shadow@rocketmail.com (Parca_Mortem)
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Well, if you reeaaally want a list, here it goes:
-Honorary mention: Anne Ramsey. I can't officially count her as the question was "actress working nowadays", and she died back in 1988. For those that don't remember her, she was the mean ugly old woman in "The Goonies", "Deadly Friend", "Throw Mama From the Train", and etc.
-Rosie O'Donell: ugly on the outside, but beauty is also considered to be in the inside... She still doesn't make it... She's fat, has a horrible face, and an attitude that makes you want to run over her again and again and again with a Boeing...
-Shannon Tweed: Am I the only one who finds her to be anti-erotic? I mean, she was hot back up till 10 years ago or so, but now... ugh... Perhaps having married Gene Simmons had something to do with it...
-Joan Rivers: I thought the representation of her on "SNL" is great: a skeleton with a wig...
-Elizabeth Taylor: I've seen her throughout her entire career, and I still don't see why anyone would like her (well, she had two big breasts, but that's it). But at least she was sort of okay. However, from the 70s till present she's been uglier each second...
-Sandra Bernard: she may occassionally be funny, but come on: even she admits to being ugly...
-Liza Minelli: actually, she's not ugly. I'm just putting the so-called "diva" on this list out of pure spite, because I'm sick of her...
-Mia Farrow: proof that you can get hired in Hollywood out of talent (hers being playing the same character over and over again)...
-Loretta Devine: well, who else would get to play a character called "Pigfoot"...
-Whoopy Goldberg: you all knew she was going to be on this list...
-Dolly Parton: She only had two things going for her all along, and they didn't include her voice nor acting ability...
... and several more... I'm too tired to go on...
Uhm... I just noticed that many of these actresses are together in some made-for-TV flick named "Jackie's Back"...
Mind you, this is only a list of actresses. If we were to go into directors, screenwriters, producers, and whatnot, this would go on and on and on...
09/11/1999: More Oooogly broads:
Posted by: mchristm@cc.edu (Bickle)
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Michelle Pfeiffer: get the chick a saucer of milk!!
Lauren Bacall: I've always suspected her of packing a rod under her skirt.
Cindy Crawford: most overrated sex symbol since Marylin Monroe
Gwyeneth Paltrow: you could cut meat on those jawbones. If her and Carnell Lake had a kid it would be able to bite the heads off of liquore bottles
09/11/1999: Oh, yeah..
Posted by: sparkling@aol.com (Emerald)
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...and we're just sooooo perfect.
sick of this,
--Emerals
09/11/1999: Parca
Posted by: jahs34@hotmail.com (Critico)
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LOL, i was going to post my list of ugly women today, but your list is almost identical to mine , Sandra Bernard, Anne Ramsey and Joan Rivers are the ugliest woman in the business.
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