"what is your fondest memory as a kid?"
I don't know.
"what was the worst accident you ever got into when you were a kid?"
One time, when I was like 5, I thought it would be a good idea to repeatedly jump over an open sewer for the fun of it. On like the 5th or 6th time, I "miscalculated" and started falling. I don't know how I did it, but somehow, my refelxes were good enough to grab onto the manhole before I fell to the bottom, so I climbed out.
Another time, when I was like 11 or something, I was walking home from school and this stupid fucking chihuaha started chasing me. At this time, I saw a car speeding by the street, and I came up with this genius idea. I figured that if I ran accross the street really quickly, and if the chihuaha continued to chase me, the car would hit the chihuaha. Again, I miscalculated and the car hit me.
Another time, I was riding my bike over a crosswalk and this stupid old guy making a right turn hit me, looked at me on the ground for 10 seconds, and then drove away.
He was driving pretty slowly though, so I was able to get up and limp home.
But the only time I've seriously hurt myself was when I was riding on the handle's of my friend's bike. His genius dad saw me doing this and thought it was "dangerous". So his bright idea was to jump in front of the moving bike. He did that, my friend slammed on his brakes, I fell to the ground and fractured my forearm.
"what did you want to be when you grew up?
I was a guy, so obviously I didn't care about that stuff.
"are you that now?
why/why not?
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NA
"what kind of kid were you?
(bully/nerd/mischevious/daredevil/ quite type/etc...)"
I was pretty nerdy.
"what would you tell the adult self if you were to go forward in time to the present as a kid?"
Buy me stuff.
"what would your adult self tell the kid if you were to go back in time to visit yourself?"
I wouldn't have listened anyway.
"what was your least favorite vegetable?"
I don't know. I didn't have any in specific.
"your most favorite food?"
Nothing in specific.
"your favorite toy?"
I wasn't big on toys.
"how did you discover about the birds and the bees?"
I took the bus to school.
"when did you stop believeing in the easter bunny/santa clause/tooth fairy/leprechans/the thing in the closet? (you do realize they aren't real, right? except the thing in the closet. it's still there. it just moved under your bed.)"
When I was 6 or so.
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