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what is your fondest memory as a kid?
I thought Outdoor Ed was quite the good time.
what was the worst accident you ever got into when you were a kid?
I remember riding in a shopping cart down the semi loading ramp behind a shopping store, slamming into the wall, and bashing my chin open. I had to wear a big bandage on my chin for weeks. The scar is still there to date. There's also a suspicious scar on the underside of my cock, although I don't recall where that came from. It's been there as long as I can remember...
what did you want to be when you grew up?
An insurance agent, just like my old man.
are you that now?
Nope.
why/why not?
Because I wizened up and realized that was no way to make a living.
what kind of kid were you?
(bully/nerd/mischevious/daredevil/ quite type/etc...)
I hung out with the academic crowd.
what would you tell the adult self if you were to go forward in time to the present as a kid?
I'd tell myself that I should've gotten laid at an earlier age.
what would your adult self tell the kid if you were to go back in time to visit yourself?
Stick up for yourself.
what was your least favorite vegetable?
Broccoli. It still is my least favorite vegetable.
your most favorite food?
Mac-n-cheese. It still is my most favorite.
your favorite toy?
Anyone remember Transformers? Or Gobots?
how did you discover about the birds and the bees?
I heard the joke, "Mommy turn on your headlights. Daddy's snake is crawling through your grass!"
when did you stop believeing in the easter bunny/santa clause/tooth fairy/leprechans/the thing in the closet? (you do realize they aren't real, right? except the thing in the closet. it's still there. it just moved under your bed.)
I was probably about 7 when someone told me there ain't no Santy Claus. I just assumed after that point that the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy were fucking bullshit also.
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