04/22/04: Some of those aren't so bad and some....

Posted By: MR_MUCUS


50-Celine Dion -

One of the worst things ever.

49-Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy" -

Dumb, overplayed, amusing for awhile.

48. The Beatles "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"

Which song is that?

47. Bryan Adams "The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You"

I don't recall that one, and I like some of Adams' stuff.

46. New Kids On The Block "Hangin' Tough"

This list should be full of shitty Boy Band tunes like that, yet isn't?

45. Ja Rule featuring Ashanti "Mesmerize"

Don't recall which one that was.

44. Meat Loaf-"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

Played ad nauseum during 1993. Hate that song.

43. Uncle Kracker-"Follow Me"

It was okay, but still crappy

42. Simon And Garfunkel: "The Sound Of Silence"

Not familiar with it.

41. Billy Joel-"We Didn't Start The Fire"

I liked it back in the day. Now it's just embarrassingly hokey.

40. Color Me Badd-"I Wanna Sex You Up"

Crapola.

39. Ricky Martin-"She Bangs"

Living La Vida Loco was just as bad.

38. Rednex-"Cotton Eye Joe"

I like that one. But I don't work at a soccer arena.

37. Gerardo-"Rico Suave"

Greasey garbage.

36. Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia X and Mystikal- "Make Em Say Uhh!"

Not familiar with it.

35. R.E.M. "Shiny Happy People"

What blender said.

34. Dan Fogelberg-"Longer"

Not famaliar with it.

33. Aqua-"Barbie Girl"

Most annoying Scandinavian import ever.

32. Will Smith-"Will 2K"

Must've forgot that one.

31. Crash Test Dummies-"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

Once there was this kid who.... truly terrible. Blind Melon's "There's No Rain" should be on the list

30. Whitney Houston-"Greatest Love Of All"

Irritating.

29. Deep Blue Something-"Breakfast At Tiffany's"

Ugh, this one was all over the radio. Mad me wanna kill.

28. John Mayer-"Your Body Is A Wonderland"

Light rock fuck your chick to song

27. Europe-"The Final Countdown"

Cheese gold. We're leaving for Venus...Venus....

26. The Doors-"The End"

What's wrong with that?

25. Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112-"I'll Be Missing You"

Overplayed. But bad...not sure.

24. Five For Fighting "Superman"

What's with white boys and Superman songs, shouldn't the Spin Doctors be on this list some where? Little miss can't be wrong...pocket full of Kryptonite...utter shit.

23. Corey Hart-"Sunglasses At Night"

Classic 80's pop.

22. Toby Keith-"Courtesy Of The Red,White And Blue (The Angry American)"

Blechh..ain't that country though?

21. Spin Doctors-"Two Princes" Annoying, yeah...

20. Lionel Richie "Dancing On The Ceiling"

Don't diss the Richie.

19. Mr. Mister-"Broken Wings"

eh, not that bad.

18. Chicago-"You're The Inspiration"

The 80's graduation/admiration/love shitfest. Fucking nightmarish.

17. Hammer-"Pumps And A Bump."

He deserved to lose his money.

16. 4 Non Blondes-"What's Up"

I get REAL high and...somebody shoot those bitches.

15. The Rembrandts-"I'll Be There For You"

Blecchh!

14. Bette Midler-"From A Distance"

Barforama

13. Genesis-"Illegal Alien"

Don't recall that one.

12. The Beach Boys-"Kokomo"

Bermuda, Bahamas, I just fucked your mama.

11. Clay Aiken-"Invisible"

Shrugs, i've heard worse.

10. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder-"Ebony And Ivory"

Sappy and crappy

9. Madonna-"American Life"

Haven't heard it

8. Eddie Murphy-"Party All The Time"

Stupid.

7. Bobby McFerrin-"Don't Worry,Be Happy"

Great theme song for a prescription drug addicted america

6. Huey Lewis And The News-"The Heart Of Rock And Roll"

Never understood the lyric...the Heart of Rock and Roll is in Beaten? Eaten? Cretin? Bad song, but so was HIP 2 BE SQUARE.

5. Vanilla Ice-"Ice Ice Baby"

Classic bad, more fun than most shit on this list.

4. Limpbizkit-or is it Limp Bizkit?

??

3. Wang Chung-"Everybody Have Fun Tonight"

Okay but over played.

2. Billy Ray Cyrus-"Achy Breaky Heart."

country fried rat crap

1. Starship-"We Built This City"

I can also name songs worse than this, much worse... Where's Los Del Rio's Macarena? Or that Blue, ba-da-ba-dee- ba-da-ba!


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