At a Rose Garden photo op, George Bush became infuriated when Dick Cheney made him stop playing with himself in front of reporters. The President pulled off his pants and climbed a cherry tree. After climbing to the top, Bush started screeching like an enraged monkey, and began throwing his feces at reporters. Laura managed to calm him down by giving him a banana.
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