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King Kong Caption Contest
Winner: M_H
"Jack Black's paper football game against King Kong ended in tragedy."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Thanks Mr. C for not choosing a reference to penis length... Liters
- When I was like 12 yrs old, I saw my Grandpa mike2784
- King Kong mike2784
- My top 10 caption picks.... MR_MUCUS
- Jack always takes his paper football games seriously... nsharma2
- Let's make a deal sonofevil24
- "You think that YOU'VE got a big head?" angus
- "Antidote for the poison you just drank, Dr. Jones!" MR_MUCUS
- "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, roun...." MuhammadAus
- Try 'n guess which hand the coin...d'oh! TMundo
- "Read my lips, I will never ever ever ever ever ever raise your taxes." TMundo
- "Goatse.cx. Seriously."(nt) ModernRonin
- Jack would learn this 'adding' business if it killed him Hayzeus
- Wait for it! Wait for it! <farrrrrrrrrt!> hotkarl
- The wipers on the bus go 'whoosh, whoosh, whoosh... Nuke_Mecca
- King Kong caption contest lenrx
- Even Jack's windshield wiper impersonation failed to liven up conversation. Coaster
- Caption for this one mAnIAc123456789
- Surprisingly, Jack Black's pitch via "finger-puppet" theater. . . Wallee_Pipps
- ... and I place these two fingers gingerly into my nostrils, LIKE SO... smeans
- "look, I like you guys, okay? ... pimpschit
- "And now... here's my Charlie Chaplin imitation!" TheWreck
- I'm not kidding, babe... Heywood_JBlowme
- I have this many GOOD movies.For the bad I'll need to take off my shoes. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Jack volunteered to be goal poast for Hobbit football... Parca_Mortem
- I can make my pupils go this far apart. Cannon_Fodder
- "Jack Black offers his best Nicholas Cage impression." TMundo
- "When I point my fingers up at my eyebrows they raise, see?" TMundo
- "...and his girth, my god!" TMundo
- Now imagine you are watching, "King Kong." You are getting verrrry sleepy. TMundo
- "Jack Black hosts the 2006 Finger Olympics." TMundo
- "...but that doesn't matter because it's what you do with it that counts." TMundo
- I found a Gorilla. He's this big. dubiousRW
- "I with the hottie back there" "you mean Shamu?" Coolest
- "Number of minutes of fame Jack Black has left." Mr_Nonsense
- If I do this with my fingers maybe someone somewhere on the internet mia_wallace
- "I don't know.....I took 6 Viagra and this is what happened!!!": Chubracabra
- Jack helps Jay Feely overcome his kicking problems. JPBuckner
- "IN BETWEEN my fingers! God, Jack, you SUCK at paper football!" fiddelysquat
- If you make this extra point, you'll win the paper football championship. ulricks
- King Kong Caption Contest ulricks
- Seriously, when the doctors gave a Bush an anal exam... Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Concentrate, Feely, CONCENTRATE!" the_demon
- Trust me: You really don't want to know ... Coaster
- "Show me some respect, dammit, before I stab you with my fingers of death." MuhammadAus
- "No, really, his schlong was THIS big!" MuhammadAus
- "And now for something completely different: A man with a tape recorder up Drew_Atreides
- I came this close to an Oscar but Peter put it away. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "And this is the steeple..." MR_MUCUS
- King Kong Caption shawn_hoelscher
- "And the role of Kong shall be played by none other than... KYLE GASS!" DrakeTimbershaft
- Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez vous? Dormez vous? TooCool13
- Sure, he's a pretty big ape. But I hear he's got a tiny you-know-what. theWalrus
- Hey, I suck! Sourball09
- "This is the approximate amount of time remaining on my career" Form-VII
- "No no, Sweetheart. It's this WIDE." Dano
- Jack explains PsychoRabbit's WTC theory. JPBuckner
- Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one make two! revamped79
- "This is a trick that Ron Jeremy taught me."(nt) ModernRonin
- If only I had another hand I could count to...wait, what comes after 2? Dr_Pupko
- Naomi! You have to flick that thing harder! Do it Peters not looking! Goal! sushikabuki
- Jack Black resists temptation to break into song vis-a-vis "School of Rock" HomeSkillet
- Jack Black pauses mid-sentence to break wind. HomeSkillet
- Jack Black's pantomimes his take on Peter Jackson's The Two Towers. JPBuckner
- "This finger spent five minutes.... H.P. Lovecrack
- To the left is Heath Ledger, and over here is... JPBuckner
- "...and we'll call it, "King Dong!"" M_H
- "Jack Black shows the size of the dick he sucked to make it in Hollywood." MR_MUCUS
- Smell...my...fingers krosshair
- caption: "Ok, I got two words for ya - Monster Porn!" sonofthedummy
- It's this big........times 10,000!!! Bobo
- "Stunned that the Vinegar didn't get the joke, Black employed sign language Drew_Atreides
- "Who's the joker who stuck my waffle to the ceiling?" lost_cause
- Jack pulls his famous "double-eyeball impaling trick" one more time. michael3b
- Adrien telekinetically lifts Naomi's skirt I_Hate_Movies
- "Redrum. RedRUM. REDRUM!" chuchu
- "Someone finally tells Jack Black that his cat's cradle is all wrong." Becky_Sharp
- "I want to be very clear about this: this hairstyle does not make me gay." Becky_Sharp
- "The shortest distance between 2 points? Why..that'd be my penis!" Drew_Atreides
- "Pssst! Their's a large hairy gorrilla hanging from the Chandelier." TMundo
- "Who's gonna make a movie? This guy!!" TMundo
- "Okay, this one's a movie, two words, first word, one syllable..." TMundo
- "So Mr. Happy Finger, says to Mr. Sad Finger..." TMundo
- I will now oust all the standard cliche captions below: TMundo
- They don't call me 'Fake Two-Gun' Jack for nothing! dlew919
- "Okay, it's a title, two words, two syllables." Cannon_Fodder
- Jack thought he was auditioning for a remake of the Shining. Cannon_Fodder
- "Jack Black's paper football game against King Kong ended in tragedy" M_H
- An Ape that big and it's only that long... Junk_Yard_Dog
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