03/27/08: X-Man already said he doesn't like McCain...

so I guess we'll have to see if the Conservative Party picks McCain or runs a Lucifer/Evil Incarnate ticket. The platform?

-More brimstone.

-A hand grenade in every home.

-Random sacrifices of Canadian tourists to Satan.

-Drinking age lowered to 5.

-Using a laser to carve a giant pentagram on the moon.

-Health care for out of work demons.

and finally,

-Longer lines at the DMV.

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