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So that Mrs. Coffee wouldn't be lonely.
Oh wait...that's the revisionist version.
The historical version, I believe, involved Mrs. Coffee picking a few beans, getting Satan to show her how to make decaf, and offering the recipe to Mr. Coffee, whereupon God kicked them both out for being cretins with no taste and consoled himself with a large cappuccino. Hot, of course.
Mrs. Coffee was also involved with the start of World War I, but more on that later...
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