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Dearest Trolls of Crankyland,
First off, this sounds like some sort of fairytale, don't you think? I mean, we have King Cranky, and we have all the fair Princesses and Princes, and we have the Knights in Shining Armor and the Wizards and Witches. Of course, we also have the Buffoons and Frogs and Dragons, and the whole thing sounds so nice and dandy.
But of course, we have the Trolls. You little people are making this place inhospitable. Why do you continue to be such assholes?
Now, about this post:
1.- You will obviously ignore it and continue your trolling. I don't mind that. Really. Go on, Call me a fucker and a wuss and all those nice little names your Mommy calls you. I don't give a troll's ass. You can continue your name-calling if it satisfies you. We're used to it by now. Sticks and stones...
2.- I don't want you Trolls to leave Cranky's. Well, I kinda wish for it but what the fuck. I'm not here to pass judgement on who stays or goes. It's a free website. You can stay, but the freedom to stay carries with it a responsibility.
3.- What we need from you guys is to slow down. Richard's used to insults, but that threat? Ho-Boy. You turds really went the long run on that one. And Mega-Nazi, you little piece of white supremacist dog-fucking shit. I got something right here for you to swallow, boy.
Why? You people are gonna get this place to close down. There's a difference between having freedom and abusing it. And you fucks abuse it. Cranky is WAY too benevolent with you assholes.
Either this place begins charging people for access (I wouldn't mind paying some money to read interesting reviews and posts, but you kids might have some hard time getting Mommy to lend you some extra arcade money), or it ceases to exist. Either way, you fuckers lose. We all lose. Maybe you guys will go find some other site to promote the use of only-one-brain-cell-at-a-time activity of yours, but you'll end up doing the same.
Now, this ain't no preach. Take it like it is. You can call me as many names as you want, I can call them right back at you. You can insult us and think it's funny. You can hurt feelings even, which I despise, but I know you morons have no respect.
But show SOME sense.
Now, after that nice, warm and fuzzy speech, and since I know you'll all ignore me...
Ah, fuck you all.
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