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Kiss of the Dragon

Mr. Cranky's rating:
Boom!

The story is so full of clichés and logical mishaps that director Chris Nahon, Jet Li and screenwriter Luc Besson could have achieved a better result by scavenging failed literary endeavors from kindergarten trash bins.

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Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
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Well...? Mad-Ness_Monster
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weren't you paying attention mr. cranky tamula
- There's no such thing as "The Kiss of the Dragon" John_Doe
- Re: weren't you paying attention mr. cranky johndemented
How the movie could have been saved... Niceguy
New Cranky Ratings? elfreddursto
Jet Li needs a good story. Pottshead
- Pottshead... into fisting, 'eh? mendo
In Jet Li's defense............. Hey_Hey_Hey
- True, that.. Drew_Atreides
- Kung-Fu stereotypes yohanbaby
- Drew Aron
Who says smokn' doesn't kill!>NF< Blunt
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Tcheky Karyo was Uncle Bob in La Femme Nikita Hot_Babe
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- He was *also* in **CUE THE MUSIC** "WING COMMANDER"!! Drew_Atreides
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- Chris Roberts should not be directing movies! MikeeBoy16
why don't I ever hear about gruntled employees? cheeksw
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- We never hear about about ingenuous people, either... Illinois_Stan
- The Straight Dope on this Matter Toady
Hey! My Uncle got was asked for advice by the producers of "CSI"... Drew_Atreides
- Oops.. Drew_Atreides
- So your Uncle Got is a serial killer? Nick-The-Knife
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- Blackbeard, miss_enthropic_bitch
Sheesh! Go on vacation for a week . . . convenor
- He's back, he's bad... he's convenor... mendo
- Hello, my Point Arena friend! convenor
- one quibble. . . Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Best line I've heard about Bush's "I'm a uniter, not a divider" geodesy
- and let's not forget, Perot in '92 miss_enthropic_bitch
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- all other considerations aside... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- Iran-Contra Scandal: Ah, the memories... PsychoRabbit
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I think I'd rather see Coaster
- Arrrggghhhh Matey! Then ye'll be wantin' to secure a berth ... Blackbeard
am i the only person who enjoyed this movie? Charles_Bukowski
- Re: am i the only person who enjoyed this movie? cheeksw
- probably not, but then.. verlaine76
Is there some kind of screenwriting rule in action movies Dave_Osborne
good job, Mr C... mendo
- Indeed. Bubbles_Powerpuff
useless test... (mendo)
Something strange i've noticed about BAD Eurpean movies. (0b1knob)
- Re: Something strange i've noticed about BAD Eurpean movies. daz
Something strange i've noticed about BAD Eurpean movies. (0b1knob)
Something I've noticed about bad European movies. (0b1knob)
Something I've noticed about bad European movies. (0b1knob)
Does Jet Li even speak English? (0b1knob)
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Does Jet Li even speak English? (0b1knob)
another boring test... (mendo)
Chasing Dragon/Spankin' Monkey (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
Cranky was wrong (Uber)
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Jet Li's other summer flick..... (cheeksw)
- Re: Jet Li's other summer flick..... (cheeksw)
- Re: Jet Li's other summer flick..... (cheeksw)
- Re: Jet Li's other summer flick..... (cheeksw)
- my bad (cheeksw)
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- Thanks for the insight. Coaster
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French Kiss (Toady)
- Le chevalier a baisé la main de la dame... (Illinois_Stan)
- the knight kissed the hand of the woman..vs. (lurker)
- Re: French (Excoriator)
- lurker (Illinois_Stan)
- lurker (Illinois_Stan)
- Parlezing of French... (Karen_G)
- Re: French Kiss fleurdelys
- fleurdelys Illinois_Stan
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- fleurdelys... Illinois_Stan
- Fleur de Lis Karen_G
Van Damme's latest flick is going straight to video. How many of you bet... (Parca_Mortem)
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- Timecop was great (Redundancies)
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- It's his third... (Parca_Mortem)
- Very funny Nick (Dave_Osborne)
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- Re: Van Damme's latest flick is going straight to video. How many of you bet... gaza
- Re: Van Damme's latest flick is going straight to video. How many of you bet... aln
Jackie Chan to star with......Jennifer Love Hewitt??? (Drew_Atreides)
- Re: Jackie Chan to star with......Jennifer Love Hewitt??? (Bob_Bastard)
- Now THAT I'd like to see!!! (Nick-The-Knife)
- oh christ... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Anyone remember that episode of Weird Science (Dave_Osborne)
- Anyone remember that episode of Weird Science (Dave_Osborne)
- JLH - "Government agent"!?!? TheWreck
why is Bridget Fonda still "acting"...? (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- I dunno.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Wait a minute... (Parca_Mortem)
- and she was nekked in 'Aria' and foxy topless in 'Scandal'... (mendo)
- Also... (Parca_Mortem)
- Because she's hot? (Excoriator)
- ah HA! REDHEADS! (miss_enthropic_bitch)
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- jebus... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- I especially liked her in SWF and Point of No Return (Hot_Babe)
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- That's why I pretend I'm a dumb blonde (Hot_Babe)
- LOL Bridget Fonda is hot (Critico)
- Thank you Critico you are... Hot_Babe
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- Nick white-heat
- Re: why is Bridget Fonda still Jameala
Hye, iz dhis movei annytinn likke....... (Retard_in_the_Theater)
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Legion of crack-addled chimpanzee ghostwriters (Karen_G)
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I know martial arts. (Conquerer)
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- ". Infact I know how to kill you more with more than one thing" (Edgar_Britt)
- "Infact I know how to kill you more with more than one thing" (Edgar_Britt)
- Actually, Conquie... Mr-Conqueror
- Conquerer SlyDog358
I guess they won't let Besson direct again, after "The Messenger".. (Drew_Atreides)
- Drew, I didn't know that re: Besson... (mendo)
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