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Knock Off

Mr. Cranky's rating:
Boom!

I feel bad for Jean-Claude Van Damme's proctologist. If his actingis any indication, it must take a lot of time and several hydraulic tools to get that guy's ass cheeks to separate.

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Who's better, Bruce Lee or Peggy Lee? (Rimshot)
Who's better... Bruce Lee or Jet Li? (BlackPrince)
- Re: Who's better... Bruce Lee or Jet Li? (gibruce)
- Re: Who's better... Bruce Lee or Jet Li? (nokturnal)
- Re: Who's better... Bruce Lee or Jet Li? (Fuck_the_president)
JEAN CLAUDE IS THE GREATEST CHOP-SOCKY ACTOR OF ALL TIME!! (The_Hatebringer)
- Nobody read this except fot Hatebringer! (mista_nasty)
Attention Joe Lansdale fans... (Beast)
Van Damme narrowly survives deathmatch with "Karate Kid" Ralph Macchio (BlackPrince)
- Re: Van Damme IS GOD (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
- Personally, Van Damme isn't worthy enough to carry Bruce Lee's socks . . . (LIZ-ard)
- Liz-ard's right (Lounge-Lizzard)
- I would pay at the theatre to see Karate Kid 4... (BlackPrince)
- You're a little late, Prince. (Rape-the-Sylph)
Quote Quiz 3 (Rape-the-Sylph)
- HAHAHA, i knows da ansser, yu luok guod witgh ONYENS!!!!! (trey_parker)
- Re: Quote Quiz 3 (yes Simon?) (Rape-the-Sylph)
Is anybody as excited about Turok 2 coming out next month as me? (MetaTroll)
- I'm more excited about Metal Gear Solid (Pathetic_Owl)
- Turok 2 (MetaTroll)
- Re: Is anybody as excited about Turok 2 coming out next month as me? (xyz)
- Having played "Metal Gear Solid", I can safely say... (Super_Saiya-Jin_Vegeta)
Java (xyz)
VISIT MY FILM SITE!!! (AnotherCritic)
- dhat site wuz ssoooo dumb. (Simon_the_Great)
- Colorblind web designer. (painkillr)
Quote Quiz 2 (Rape-the-Sylph)
- That's... (Beast)
- Re: Quote Quiz 2-the answer (Rape-the-Sylph)
- Except for... (Beast)
I've changed my name from "Foreigner2" to "Foreigner3"... (Foreigner3)
- Did you hear some of that twisted logic. (xyz)
- Re: "Twisted logic," xyz? (Foreigner3)
- Foreigner2, 3, whatever (007)
- How about Foreigner 23? (nt) (panther)
- Just to clarify (xyz)
- And BTW, (xyz)
- Foreigner2 is not the original Foreigner, is most likely Pathetic Owl (kimo)
- xyz, Foreigner2/3 is Pathetic Owl/Simon (kimo)
- Why don't you try changing your name to Foreigner Number Two? (Bubbles)
Because I'm sooo. board..... some quote stuff. (totem__bash)
- 2 answers (Beast)
- I know B... (MetaTroll)
- Totem is not bored, he's just an idiot (Travis_Bickle)
- Quotes (007)
- What? (gnosticdogma)
- Travis... (Beast)
- answers. very good (totem__bash)
- I got an answer (sunkiss)
- Totem Pole Up Yer Ass (Travis_Bickle)
- Totem (007)
- 007... (Bulworth)
- I know one... (MetaTroll)
- Re: 007 (totem__bash)
- Re: 007 #2 (totem__bash)
- Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! I know the last one! (speaker4dead)
- Movie Quotes? Who cares. (The_Hatebringer)
- Totem (007)
- Mission: Ego deflating (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
- One of them is from STAR TREK II (Beast)
- Right! well OhKay then.... (totem__bash)
- Can I play? (Tick)
- Oh, wait! (Tick)
- Re: tick (totem__bash)
- Totem_Bash (Tick)
- Dammit, I got it! (Tick)
- Event Horizon (Xander)
- Fuck All of You Fucking Cocksuckers (Travis_Bickle)
- Quotes (007)
- ohhh right, there..... (totem__bash)
- Re: 007 (totem__bash)
- Answers to P and V (Zarathustra)
- The FUGITIVE quote (Zorro)
- really? (totem__bash)
- Jeeze! (007)
- Pork Swordsmen (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
- Re: Because I'm sooo. board..... some quote stuff. (Baz_Norman)
My review of DEMONS (Beast)
- There was a sequel (Zorro)
Greetings again to those who knew me... (Xander)
- Hello, Xander . . .! (LIZ-ard)
- XANDER! (Beast)
- Although I never really knew you Xander... (Mystery_Man)
- Xander (Tick)
- I'm still here, Xander... (Eamon_Doyle)
- LIZ-ard (Tick)
- Xander! AND LIZ-ard! (Super_Saiya-Jin_Vegeta)
- Wow, I missed you guys (Xander)
- TICK and VEGETA . . . (LIZ-ard)
- LIZ-ard (Tick)
- Yeah (Beast)
- Oh, Xander, BTW... (Super_Saiya-Jin_Vegeta)
...and from the ashes, arose MetaTroll™! (MetaTroll)
- I like "The Real Terata" better (nt) (007)
- Hey Terata/Metatroll (xyz)
- It's an interesting reversal... (MetaTroll)
- ... isnt that against the rules, MetaTroll™??? (mr_streamofconsciousness)
- So all this time... (xyz)
The Blasphemous Video for the Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic" (The_Real_Terata)
- Typo in the last post (The_Real_Terata)
- Terata... (Bulworth)
- Chtulu is a gay man (kimo)
- Re: The Blasphemous Video for the Beastie Boys' (Ramasekva)
i thinks knock off is one of da best movies of da year!!!!!!!!!!! (Simon_the_Great)
- AMAN!!!!, John Clyde Van Dime is a great AMERICAN ACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
Mr. Cranky Impostor at the Site Below! (syliastingray)
- Nice parody of Mr. Cranky's website (kimo)
- Re: Mr. Cranky Impostor at the Site Below! (Dawgbert)
The Rounders scored numer one at the box office this weekend!! (Richter)
- Re: The Rounders scored numer one at the box office this weekend!! (Zorro)
- Richter... (Eamon_Doyle)
simonthegreat11@hotmail.com (Sublunary)
- U R a homo!!!!!!!! (Simon_the_Great)
- Wronng, amigo!!!..SUbLunatic is a DOUBLE HOMO!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
Review of Hole's "Celebrity Skin" (Bulworth)
- Review of Bestie boys "hellos nasty" (Simon_the_Great)
- Do'nt buye "Sellebirty Skin"!!!!!!!...it gots false addvertising!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- I'm sorry, but that's funny... (The_Real_Terata)
- Mr. Wonderful... (About "Celebrity Skin") (Bulworth)
- Re: Review of Hole's (rapper)
The first words out of my mouth when I saw the trailer for this movie: (Super_Saiya-Jin_Vegeta)
Help me... (Powdered-Toast-Man)
- Why "Knock Off?" (007)
- Re: lacking (totem__bash)
- Why would anyone want to see someone doing "covers" of ROLLING STONES songs (Zorro)
- like I said (totem__bash)
Quote Quiz (Rape-the-Sylph)
- HAHAHA, i knows da ansser, Rape-his-Self!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- Was it THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT? (Beast)
- Wonderful, Mr. (movieboy)
- Re: Quote Quiz-the answer (Rape-the-Sylph)
- YU IDDIOT!!!, im nott SIMon!!!!..an, weres my prise???!!!!!!..(pp)......... (Mr_Wonderful)
- It's a Wonderful DORK (Rape-the-Sylph)
- Re: Quote Quiz (Baz_Norman)
- Baz (Beast)
- Re: Quote Quiz (Baz_Norman)
- Re: Quote Quiz (Mr_Cheezy)
- Want to know who Baz_Norman is? (Mr_Cheezy)
- Mr Cheezy is bent (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
My Boss is going to find this interesting (AWA other Crankylanders)... (FerretBoys_Assistant)
- Re: My Boss is going to find this interesting (AWA other Crankylanders)... (xyz)
- Not to be rude... But who gives a shit?? (Powdered-Toast-Man)
- A confession would help. (MST3000)
- The time has come to put up or shut up (Beast)
- FA = xyz = MST3000 (Bubbles)
Schizophrenics and the solution. (kimo)
- No it couldn't (xyz)
- personally, I'd like to see Monica Lewinsky do a full spread (kimo)
- Lewinsky the cow (Rape-the-Sylph)
my super kool review of da movie KNOCK OFF!!!!!! (Simon_the_Great)
- Simmonnn da SUuuoper dweEEeeeb!!!!!! (Rape-the-Sylph)
- Rape-his-Self, da SUPER LOSER DORK!!!!!...(pp) (Mr_Wonderful)
- Am I the only one? 3 vs 1!!!!!! (trey_parker)
Van Damn should be making movies for HBO, like Jackie Chan? (Mystery_Man)
- R U alliterate, Misery Man??..Pleeze leern to spell, yoo iddiot!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- "Who Am I" was playing in Taiwan this summer (Zarathustra)
- Jackie Chan fighting is a little too cartoonish (XEN)
- It's an import. (xyz)
Seagal vs. Van Damme (005)
- Add Schwarreggner to that list. (Mystery_Man)
- Arnold and my co-worker (007)
- What the...? (Arnold_Schwartzenegger)
- What a brilliant career move Arnold! Bravo! (The_Hatebringer)
- Re: Shaq (totem__bash)
- Duh (007)
- Re:007 (totem__bash)
- Dear Ahnold... (Bulworth)
- You are incorrect, Bulworth. (Arnold_Schwartzenegger)
- It's True! It's True! (Major_Motoko_Kusanagi)
OOPS, IGNORE THIS THREAD!!!!! (trey_parker)
- It was reverse psycholgy, Bulworht <nt> (trey_parker)
Other knock offs. (Lounge-Lizzard)
- Too late! (Beast)
- Re: Other knock offs. (Lounge-Lizzard)
- Ugggh (007)
That wasn't my ladle it's my knife. (Lounge-Lizzard)
How generic could these titles get? (Mr_Empirical)
Do NOT see this film...(repost) (totem__bash)
- I'm not THAT stupid (Rape-the-Sylph)
- As Super Chicken would say (Zorro)
- Totem is a pretentious wanna-be (Travis_Bickle)
- You haven't dealt with Hatebringer yet. (T_W_E_in_a_P)
- I think Mr. Cranky has something better to do... (The_Real_Terata)
- TWE_P.... (mista_nasty)
- Scratch those ideas. . . (T_W_E_in_a_P)
- Re: filters and such (totem__bash)
- Totem is an invalid (Travis_Bickle)
- Travis, that was great! (T_W_E_in_a_P)
- Re: hmmmm (totem__bash)
- TWE_P v. TWER_P (Travis_Bickle)
- Two Women Experiencing Puberty... (totem__bash)
- Dear Two Women Escaping Reality, I am still here and going nowhere! (The_Hatebringer)
- YOU'VE MADE YOUR FINAL MISTAKE, HATEBRINGER!!! (mista_nasty)
- Damn. (totem__bash)
- Hatebringer is a child rapist (Travis_Bickle)
- Sorry to interrupt (Beast)
- Way, way too much time on your hands (fletch)
- Fletch felch (Travis_Bickle)
- Answers for Fletch... (mista_nasty)
- Shut up, Travis. (NT) (mista_nasty)
- Rookie (totem__bash)
- YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ME BICKLE! BUT READ THIS AND KNOW YOUR DOOM! (The_Hatebringer)
- As I put the pneumatic bolt gun up to your eye... (Travis_Bickle)
- Well, looks like you just accomplished something, Travis... (mista_nasty)
- Actually... (MetaTroll)
- yeah, shut up you pig-ugly animal molestor (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
- Bickle is a woman. Yes...Yes, very much so!!! (The_Hatebringer)
- Bickle Stomping should be a national pastime (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
- Re: Do NOT see this film...(repost) (LL_Andy)
- Re: Do NOT see this film...(riposte) (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
JCVD is a big phoney (Phreeform)
- Bruce Lee was the best, no doubt (BlackPrince)
Van Damne's Buttcheeks (_)_) (kimo)
- Re: Van Damne's Buttcheeks (_)_) (Zorro)
- Butt slapping (007)
- Males, stand up. If a female makes a sexual comment/insult against you... (kimo)
- IM gonna maike a ZILLION DOLLERS thenks to Kimo SObby!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- Mr. Wonderful... (Bulworth)
- Quitt trying to pench me, Bullface you HOMO!!!..ill sue yoo to!!!..(pp) (Mr_Wonderful)
- Hmm... (Bulworth)
- Impostering Buttcheeks (_)_) (trey_parker)
- Sit and Spin (NT) (Bulworth)
- Get a Life. choose a new hobby you cretins (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
- Re: Van Damne's Buttcheeks (______)_____) (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
Van Damme in TWO WORD MOVIE (XEN)
- Well... (Bulworth)
- Bulworth, what are you talking about???? (ICE-EuroDev)
- Bulcord? (Dumb_Bastard)
- Vanne Dam knows the kung fu! (Discord)
- Re: Van Damme in TWO WORD MOVIE (Zorro)
- It's because he has difficulty reading more than two words in a row(NT) (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- That... (Parca_Mortem)
- Re: TWO WORDs (totem__bash)
- Dumb Bastard... (Bulworth)
- Holy @#$%! (Bulworth)
- Other Van Damme Movies (Asides To Bulworth)... (Bedlam)
- Wow... (Bedlam)
- You're Right... (Bulworth)
- Re: More Van Damme roles... (Mr-Mucus)
- And don't forget JCVD's crowning performance (Zorro)
- Wasn't Van Damn in.... (Mystery_Man)
- More startling Van Damn it roles. (XEN)
- One Armed man (007)

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