Ah the love I feel in my heart for all of you terminal losers is only second to the pity I feel for mortal fools like Totem and Mr. Bringer, as well as this new carnival freak show guy who's name isn't worth remembering.
"Squeal like a pig."
-What I said to Totem as I anally raped him
Wanna go camping? I got some friends who play a mean banjo, if ya catch my drift...
How about this quote, you parrots:
"Don't touch me, 'cause I'm electric,
And if ya touch me, ya get SHOCKED!"
First person to guess gets an envelope filled with my semen sent via the USPS. Understand that the above quote is true for me, but you could also substitute the words "BEAT DOWN WITH A 2x4 WITH A NAIL COMING THROUGH IT."
I hope you each have a brain aneurism.
Love,
Travis
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