10/27/01: Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear

Posted By: Fat_Boy_Slim


If I were Britney's boyfriend

I'd be playing hard to get.

She'd come around beggin' for me, but

I'd say, "No no, not yet.

Cos God has told me personally

That I should remain pure.

Just love me, baby, for myself."

And more of that manure.

Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear

Britney would go off her tree

At my refusal.

"I'm Britney freakin' Spears,

Rejection's not that usual."

"I love you, darling, for yourself,"

I'd explain to little Miss.

"It's your personality I like.

Not your body. Serious."

As far as a coy mistress goes

You'll like it more than she.

When, upon her curt refusal

You whole-heartedly agree.

Girls justly hate the lecher man

With sweating, hairy paw.

But what happens when Boy says no?

They hate that even more.

"Just like I told J-Lo," I'd say,

"It's not your fame and wealth,

It's not your perfect bod and face

It's you I want. Yourself.

Jesus wouldn't like us to

If he ever knew it"

"Stuff him," I'm sure she'd say

"Come on, babe, let's do it."


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