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Scene 6 - Saturday afternoon
Nick the Knife parks his bike outside Mia’s Place - the roughest, toughest, gothest biker bar this side of Crankyland.
He walks up, stopped at the door by Lord Wulfgar, Master Bouncer. “Yo good Knife, I trust your steed rests comfortably.”
Nick looks over at his kickstand, “Yeah, looks fine. Hey, is Mia around?”
“I will find her ladyship and announce your presence.” Wulfgar and Nick enter the bar
A couple of guys are scuffling on the floor when suddenly one of them yells, “FISH!”
“Oh, no, not the Retard in the Theatre, again. If you’ll excuse me good Knife.” Wulfgar pulls a mace from the wall and smashes RITT in the head, but RITT is only dazed. After all, his head is merely an accessory. However, this is enough to allow Wulfgar to evict him from the bar. The two walk upstairs to Mia’s office.
Meanwhile, out on the street, Coaster drives up in his old Peugeot. He and Slater exit the car. Slater sees RITT and goes crazy, snarling and growling and barking. “What is it old boy? You never get this excited unless it’s -- well, hello, it is. It’s Retard in the Theatre, no wonder, Slater. RITT, what are you doing out here? You’re supposed to be staying out of trouble since I arrested you at Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon for disturbing the peace.”
“Pfffft. I in no trubbles. Nick the Geeks and Woofbutt tosses me outz. I hates them guys.”
“Oh, Nick is here. Well, we’ll have to see about that.” Slater is chewing on RITT’s leg. “Come on old boy,” Coaster pulls him off RITT and gives him a treat to make up for the frustration that Slater is feeling at being so cruelly interrupted.
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