06/16/06: Keanu The Clown fuggs up every single movie he is in....

Posted by: Goldfish In The Toilet


The only two movies I ever believed him in were "Bill and Ted" and "Parenthood". Why? Because he acts like a wasted loser in both, and he is damn good at it. If the shoe fits wear it.

I'd love to be a "Matrix" fan...pretty clever movie but I just want to laugh every time Keanu is on screen. All I can think of is 'DUDE' and Keanu's numerous outings by Gay publications and paternity suits to young men he has silently paid off. "Speed" was a pretty good starter for a new kind of action flick too...would have been able to watch it with a straight face other than all I could picture was Keanu trying to dry hump every guy on that bus.

No he can't act, and some very closeted people who are afraid one day Keanu is gonna open up a Heidi Klum style black book of closeted homosexuals in Hollywood is the only reason the talentless (at least on screen tallentless...God knows what kind of offscreen talent he must have to keep the powerful closet homos in Hollywood at bay) idiot gets ANY roles.


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