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The Lake House Caption Contest
Winner: Goldfish In The Toilet
"Why postal workers carry pepper spray."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Ugggghhh...I feel dirty. I normally wouldn't do a 'top' anything but: Goldfish In The Toilet
- Thanks, lots of funny ones this week.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a mailbox, asking it to love her yvr73
- Sandra Bullock Barry1376
- SAndra Bullock Gerard F Keogh
- SAndra Bullock Gerard F Keogh
- The latest in Amish spam blocking technology. fellow_consumer
- lake house caption contest beegee
- She kept listening patiently, but voicemail was not what she thought it was Cranky Cow
- My first top caption list, be gentle. foxjedi
- Spot the difference: One's a rusty inanimate shell, the other's a mailbox JELLYFISH
- "Speed 3: Air Mail" Parca_Mortem
- "Crash 2": Bullock unsure if her loyal mailbox is a whitey or a brownie Parca_Mortem
- The strange buzzing noise coming from the mailbox ment Sandras JELLYFISH
- Don't think I can piss on Cranky's grave from down here I_Hate_Movies
- Sandra's saved from the bomb in her mailbox thanks to her bullet-proof hair JELLYFISH
- "The Toyota Echo's is so compact you can park it in a mail box." Mr_Nonsense
- The ghost of Christmas future shows Sandra where her career will be buried. backstabber
- Guessing which item in this pic is more past its prime is proving more rainman76x
- I'm ready for my Bukkake, Mr. DeMille. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'The Flintstonses 3: Viva Las Desperate Cavewives'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Lake House.. honeyscone
- Although she wouldn’t admit it Sandra couldn’t wait to eat that monkey Form-VII
- The Kevin Costner Fan Club: Her only hope is an unlikely sequel. fellow_consumer
- "You are worthless, Kevin Costner." fellow_consumer
- All she could think about was Al Gore's fist. Scumby
- 'To fall in love with boys is wierd, especially ones without a dingle' <YT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mail Box, Botox, Sandra never really was all that good at spelling. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You know Sandra, I hear you can also collect unemployment online. nickumoh
- The quicksand was a complete success! No amount of hope would float her out foxjedi
- "Chickens are to be bred and slaughtered!" she screamed at the mail man. foxjedi
- No one had the heart to tell her that Girl Scouts bring the cookies to the foxjedi
- "A sad case of 'Suicide-by-Mailbox-Baseball Player'." Dano
- A Cranky contest winner waits for their prize. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The postman had a package so large that it would not fit in her box. Scumby
- "As Sandra's mailbox, Keanu turned in his first believable preformance." Dano
- The time share looked "slightly" larger than a mailbox in the brochure. nickumoh
- Much to the postmans dismay Sandra didn't seem bothered that he,... Jynxx
- She anxiously awaited her copy of Miss Congeniality 2 from Netflix so she www.piranhakeeper.com
- You never could tell who was who, when they did their ventriloquist act. Jynxy74
- Never mind the Bullock, here comes the 6 postcards. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Five seconds later, the world owed the quipster
- Seriously I must have a fan club out there somewhere trying to write to me. CNYSkinFan
- Only two more weeks before the other half of the wax model arrives. foxjedi
- "Another member of Meg Ryan's Romantic Comedy Actresses Support Group." Mr_Nonsense
- "I wanna mail my head to see new things, but it won't fit in the mailbox!" pRoDiGy
- The scene in Jaws when the sharks belly is slit open and all the rubbish JELLYFISH
- Ambush rapist Danny DeVito later explained he had hid in the mailbox scarlet_ohara
- Anti-E-mail ads, funded by the USPS scarlet_ohara
- The inflatable Sandra Bullock sex doll finally arrived JELLYFISH
- Sandra ordered a hairbrush months ago but it never came JELLYFISH
- Ms Bullock couldn't figure out why people keep posting letters in her mouth JELLYFISH
- Checking her mailbox, she hoped no one would see her Super Cuts hairdo. Mr_Nonsense
- US mail and US female. Cannon_Fodder
- I should have used FedEx. yvr73
- fplata@bigpond.net.au faicoula
- WHERE IS HE??? ROCKETSMITH
- "Income tax refund, where art thou?" MR_MUCUS
- Redneck love involves bashing mailboxes with your girlfriend's head. Scumby
- Sandra Bullock wonders what Mr. Cranky found compelling in this photo. Scumby
- Sandra Bullock waiting for her mail on a Sunday Elwood83
- Why postal workers carry pepper spray. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- My AOL keeps telling me I've Got Mail!!! blud
- Sandra waited for her acceptance letter to the cast of JOey in vain dlew919
- Maybe if I stand here, they'll hit me with the bat... ModernRonin
- A hole for mail / A hole for male www.piranhakeeper.com
- Stupid Sandra practices for a script scene calling for her to 'Go Postal'. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Waiting for word of WMD's in Iraq proved increasingly futile for Sandra rainman76x
- Why so blue, panda bear? You're a buffet of....of....of....aww, screw it rainman76x
- caption3 quibix
- Troma's....Attack of the Killer Post Box. katgirl1
- caption2 quibix
- caption quibix
- "When Harry Got Mail in Seattle Part 20," starring Sandra Bullock... vectorzero
- Bullock was heartbroken when Tom Crystal/Billy Hanks stopped writing. vectorzero
- Never mind the Bullock, here's a post box. Cannon_Fodder
- Sandra did not heed the killer post box warning. Cannon_Fodder
- Sandra Bullock in Uwe Boll's Postal. Cannon_Fodder
- Out-acted by an inanimate object. Cannon_Fodder
- Sandra's family knew it was time to do an intervention for her Ebay Elwood83
- Despite the ad's promises, Sandra never got "It" from Ebay Elwood83
- Sandra knew her life was pathetic when her day consisted of waiting for the Elwood83
- Mick Jagger's 16'th love child waits for her daddy to write Elwood83
- Listening to mailboxes talk to you is more fun than you would think... Cranky Cow
- I am too tall enough to reach the mailbox! quentinfox
- "Crash 2: Hate Mail." Mr_Nonsense
- "Sandra didn't know the lengths Sharon Stone would go..." Mr_Nonsense
- She shouldn't have taken the "blue pill". The mailbox has you, Neo... sonofthedummy
- Sandra Bullock shows off her uncanny mailbox impression. Cannon_Fodder
- Waiting to exhale took on a whole new meaning, as Sandra looked forward to Cranky Cow
- The postal oath said nothing about washed up Hollywood trash. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- She wondered why young Ashton Kutcher and his friends are running away ... Lounge-Lizzard
- The letter from the past warning her not to do a Ms. Congeniality sequel rainman76x
- At 40 Ashley Simpson still waits for fan mail. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Postman may knock twice but Botox only knocks once. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "There's a mailbox flying towards my head? Yeah ri--"[Smack] rainman76x
- Sandra slowly realized that not even Jesse James could repair this movie rainman76x
- Sandra reminisces about the better movies she was in; like "Demolition Man" rainman76x
- The jokes' on her; Keanu phoned in his performance rainman76x
- "...and you're telling me this isn't Keanu, but a mailbox? Are you sure?" rainman76x
- Somehow, Snakes in a Muthafuckin Mailbox just didn't have the same appeal. TMundo
- Juliette Binoche in "In my Contry 2: country roads" Tank Boy
- I swear to GOD I will catch the dog that keeps pissing on my mailbox! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sadly her parents never told her the truth about 'Letters To Santa'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Without her Blackberry, her life went into emotional shutdown. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- For once, a Russian mail order bride actually arrives. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- He said he would call and didn't....maybe he will write. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sandra Bullock waiting for her next 'Mary Kaye' cosmetic fix. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Which 'box' is more close to being rusted shut? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The credits say 'Sandra Bullock' but it is really just 'Keanu' in drag. Goldfish In The Toilet
- The heartbreak of Netflix addiction M_H
- "I feel like a dolphin that's never tasted melted snow." MR_MUCUS
- Soon the last copy of practical magic would arrive from eBay and then she.. Form-VII
- Michael Jackson anxiously awaits his next royalty check Form-VII
- She waited for the postman to ring again but he only came once Form-VII
- The last person alive who still uses snail mail Form-VII
- Ben Affleck's sex change was a complete success...except for the butt-chin. bigtimslade
- The vigil she kept at the house of Karl Malone was in vain nickumoh
- Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman nickumoh
- "Sandra waits for her AARP membership card." MR_MUCUS
- "I'm sick of these motherfuckin' lakes by this motherfuckin' house." MR_MUCUS
- Ever Since "Speed", Sandra Bullock Has Been Mailing In Her Performances. MAYORBOB
- Cliff Calvin's women were patient, no matter how long it took him to return JPBuckner
- Even after 28 days, her check from Nigeria had not arrived. JPBuckner
- Where has all the good mail's gone? Yamato
- If Sandra Bullock was a midget. Scumby
- "Hey baby, you asked for 100% US male, and that's what's on my forehead." Scumby
- I hope the postman puts a big package in my box soon. Jung
- Males don't have boxes. Scumby
- "Nermal arrives in Abudahbi at Sandra Bullock's house." ben243243
- The 'What's that over there?!' gag had worked yet again. ben243243
- She suddenly wished that she'd read his personal ad more closely. Throwing_Muses
- Soon global warming would melt the ice in the background into a lake. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- And everywhere that Sandra went, the mail was sure to go. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- In this town, on these streets, hangs a poll of fear... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- It tastes like butter...but it's not. What do you think mail box? foxjedi
- You have to prizes to choose from. Either take home Sandra Bullock, or... TMundo
- She went DOWN to CHECK THE MAIL. Get it? Check the mail? TMundo
- "Counting down the days before her inevitable ABC sitcom." Mr_Nonsense
- "Irony, waiting for first class letters from a low class male." Mr_Nonsense
- Waiting and waiting for the mailman, just to see who has the bigger opening gamerarocks
- BAD CAPTIONS IN THE HOUSE Mr_Nonsense
- "Tonight on the White Women in Distress Network..." Mr_Nonsense
- "Unbeknownst to her, the postman's Toyota Echo broke down." Mr_Nonsense
- "So, um, I'm an empty box, what do you do?" "I collect mail." grraphicsgrrl
- Publisher's Career-Clearing Sweepstakes grraphicsgrrl
- (grumble grumble) ...postman always rings twice, my ass. grraphicsgrrl
- With the garage filled with real cars, she had to park her Toyota Echo here Jynxx
- Waiting For Hair Product. THE MOVIE!!! grraphicsgrrl
- Watching paint dry, listening to metal rust...just when I thought there grraphicsgrrl
- The out of control speeding mailbox failed to capture an audience. Coaster
- "No one ever suspects the killer mail box." Mr_Nonsense
- "Some people get so sad when their Fingerhut catalog doesn't arrive." Mr_Nonsense
- Sandra Bullock: Defender of the U.S. Mail ben243243
- Which one is more rusty? nickumoh
- The one surefire way to stay junkmail free. nickumoh
- Al Gore never writes anymore. JPBuckner
- She would get her revenge on Kevin Costner, all she had to do was wait... JPBuckner
- Sandra mails in another performance. JPBuckner
- Sandra Bullock in 'I Was a Male-Order Bride' JPBuckner
- Even the homeless get mail. Don't they? ben243243
- "Keanu, I'm afraid your flag just doesn't stay up anymore..." Scumby
- She looked around to see if anyone was watching before kissing Al Gore. Scumby
- Speed III: Express Delivery Scumby
- Day 786: Still no word from my agent nickumoh
- You've gotten pale nickumoh
- Only Charlie Brown could relate to the pain she felt on Valentine's Day. cosmogo
- You've got mail nickumoh
- Sandra Desperately Awaits Script for 'Forces of Nature II' SenecaDoane
- But the first twelve albums were only a penny... Zouve
- Why oh why didn't I take the Prozac pill? foxjedi
- You built a time machine? Out of a mailbox? ben243243
- Damnit, Neo! How much trouble is it to write? Elwood83
- Cheating on the milk man. ben243243
- But I live alone. Why would their be mail for US? ben243243
- It's not much fun catching your bullock in the mailbox! JELLYFISH
- The first of the month always means a Mother's Day check. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Sandra Bullock garden gnomes, only $29.99 ben243243
- Who did what to you? The Mailman? That son-of-a-bitch! ben243243
- Sandra finally says a tearful goodbye to the mailbox that bore the script hunter
- Not since her early porn movies have we seen such a close up of Sandys box! JELLYFISH
- The killer, often disguised as a mailbox, snuck up on unsuspecting women Elwood83
- Sandra waited patiently for her Publisher's Clearing House entry, but it hunter
- "So, why hasn't the M-80 gone off yet?" hunter
- This time, the postman rang only once. hunter
- I've got this wistful longing look down boy! gamerarocks
- Judge Dredd never writes gamerarocks
- Speed 4: The Postal Service gamerarocks
- Looking for love in all the wrong places gamerarocks
- Um, Keanu is sick today, but his understudy will fill in for him Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Netflix addiction is never pretty. foxjedi
- Sanda, like foxjedi, had nothing better to do. foxjedi
- Her impersonation of Keanu's "Woah..." was spot on. foxjedi
- Someday...someday the rest of her chin would come in the mail. foxjedi
- They were deeply in love...but their love was forbidden... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- firsties? die maus
- The world is mine! foxjedi
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