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I spent my effort on the other contest, I'm mailing this one in...(gee, sick of that joke, yet?)
1. Even after 28 days, her check from Nigeria had not arrived. JPBuckner
2. Somehow, Snakes in a Muthafuckin Mailbox just didn't have the same appeal. TMundo
3. At 40 Ashley Simpson still waits for fan mail. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
4. She kept listening patiently, but voicemail was not what she thought it was. Cranky Cow
5. Why postal workers carry pepper spray. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
6. Sandra's family knew it was time to do an intervention for her Ebay addiction. Elwood83
7. "A sad case of 'Suicide-by-Mailbox-Baseball Player'." Dano
8. The quicksand was a complete success! No amount of hope would float her out of this one. Muwahahaha! foxjedi
9. Soon the last copy of practical magic would arrive from eBay and then she would destroy the tape and deny any knowledge of being in that movie for the rest of her life. Form-VII
10. And of course she'd blame her stolen mail on her hispanic house maid, too. Mr_Nonsense
Honorable Mentions:
Spot the difference: One's a rusty inanimate shell, the
other's a mailbox JELLYFISH
"The Toyota Echo is so compact you can park it in a mail box." Mr_Nonsense
All she could think about was Al Gore's fist. Scumby
"As Sandra's mailbox, Keanu turned in his first believable preformance." Dano
The time share looked "slightly" larger than a mailbox in the brochure. nickumoh
Ms Bullock couldn't figure out why people keep posting letters in her mouth JELLYFISH
"Income tax refund, where art thou?" MR_MUCUS
Sandra Bullock wonders what Mr. Cranky found compelling in this photo. Scumby
The jokes' on her; Keanu phoned in his performance rainman76x
Which 'box' is more close to being rusted shut? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
The heartbreak of Netflix addiction M_H
"I feel like a dolphin that's never tasted melted snow." MR_MUCUS
Ever Since "Speed", Sandra Bullock Has Been Mailing In Her Performances. MAYORBOB
I hope the postman puts a big package in my box soon. Jung
She waited and waited for the Aeon Flux dvd's she won in a caption contest. Mr_Nonsense
:( Mr_Nonsense
The latest in Amish spam blocking technology. fellow_consumer
"Her glory days past, Nancy Drew would desperately look for new mysteries." Mr_Nonsense
"Some people get so sad when their Fingerhut catalog doesn't arrive." Mr_Nonsense
Al Gore never writes anymore. JPBuckner
Sandra mails in another performance. JPBuckner
Only Charlie Brown could relate to the pain she felt on Valentine's Day. cosmogo
Sandra Bullock garden gnomes, only $29.99 ben243243
The killer, often disguised as a mailbox, snuck up on unsuspecting women Elwood83
Netflix addiction is never pretty. foxjedi
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