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Larry the Cable Guy Caption Contest
Winner: Mr_Nonsense
"Why hicks shouldn't own aquariums."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Hmmmm actually though I thought others were funnier.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dah, dis a dipstick fom a fo-by-fo? Daaahhh.... I_Hate_Movies
- Alright guys, how much if I stick my dick in that decapitated deer's mouth? noodles
- "This is how I use my pole to Get ER' Done" katgirl1
- Got me a mother, sister, and a girlfried to feed; BOTH of us is starvin'. fellow_consumer
- "Fishing for compliments, he came home empty." Squidbilly
- Fly fishing! Watersports! 'The Fishing Hole' is where mountin' men hook up. fellow_consumer
- Top....Somethings.. MR_MUCUS
- The troller with the highest amount of replies in Cranky forums to date... Tank Boy
- Naw! It ain't a fishin' rod. It's MY rod, on a diet! faicoula
- larry the redneck tosspot count_scrofula
- Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes. ROTJob
- "The guy at the store told me this was ideal for catching gefilte fish!" MR_MUCUS
- Deliverence: 2525 scarlet_ohara
- Democrats for illiteracy: Don't let THIS enter the voting pool scarlet_ohara
- "Patriotism." ben243243
- This is what we get for thinking Ernest was funny all those years ago. ben243243
- Marvel Comics tries to get into the redneck craze with... Anglerman! TheWreck
- reelin' in the beers fellow_consumer
- Even Larry was surprised about what he reeled out of Sharon's vagina. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Oh, deer. He caught another goldfish in the toliet. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Despite a full day of laying cable, Larry still waxed his pole at night. Scumby
- "Hi y'all! Welcome to Larry's Little Shop of Redneck Jokes!" ben243243
- What's left of the US draft pool after everyone flees to Canada Form-VII
- Poster boy for late term abortions Form-VII
- "Even after the apocalypse rednecks still found time for bass fishing." MR_MUCUS
- Hee-Haw skits that never made the cut scarlet_ohara
- No child left behind act's one exception Form-VII
- this is your brain. this is yor brain on NASCAR smooticus
- Redneck foreplay. ben243243
- Stupid is, as Larry does. ben243243
- Larry's career as a Chippendale's dancer was (fortunately) short-lived. Scumby
- Clothing by WalMart scarlet_ohara
- The real Mr. Cranky. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Body by Spunkmeyer" Dano
- The Force was not so strong in Vader's other son, Larry. Scumby
- Larry quickly caught his quota of zipper fish. Scumby
- Larry's Village People audition went well and he was accepted into the band Scumby
- Redneck fencing. Scumby
- Larry thinks that "fly fishing" refers to a way of supporting the pole. Scumby
- You had me at Git nickumoh
- New 'Old Navy' ads, while still strange, target a new market. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "This is so much fun, maybe I ought to wake up the Gimp." MR_MUCUS
- Redneck stag-party Form-VII
- Orson Welles' modern day Rosebud. MuhammadAus
- When the ocean called and said... (con't inside post) MuhammadAus
- Check out mah new rod - whatchoo mean, "compensatin' fer sumthin?" Rick Thorne
- Cost overruns leave little money left for Colonel Austin's bionic penis Yamato
- The famous "hook in mouth" disco move taken to its logical end. michael3b
- It;s pretty bad when a redneck asks for a payment plan on a fishing pole. Kracka Jack
- Extreme make-over " White Trash " edition Kracka Jack
- Kids this is your brain on drugs Kracka Jack
- "Liberal Hollywood Hell as described in the Bible of Scientology" Drew_Atreides
- Larry reenacts his favourite scene from "Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn" Drew_Atreides
- It was a logical progression but the new president of the USA.... Cannon_Fodder
- Summary of this movie: The redneck is too stupid to catch its own food Xur
- "Redneck Culture: The South's Revenge for Losing the Civil War." Mr_Nonsense
- The 9/11 security commission...yes this is where your tax dollars go. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dman! The trailer park septic tank is LOADED! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Larry stopps by the wishing well to hope 'Git Er' Done' lasts longer than Goldfish In The Toilet
- Redneck Metrosexuals...no real Redneck would wear anything that clean. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Why Bush is still president. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Take a bath Larry! The stinkbait should be on the hook not holding the rod! Goldfish In The Toilet
- When Playgirl goes to seed. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Larry thought it was funny, so did the deer. But no one else was laughing. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Got me un of dem thar singin' deer heads...now lets go fer a singin' bass! Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'I'm talking morning, noon and night. Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick...' Goldfish In The Toilet
- By baiting the hook with crack and putting it outside the trailer window, Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dude, behind you. Up here. Your asscrack is showing tomservo
- A scene from Lars von Trier's latest anti-American satire, "Larry" M_H
- What George Bush would look like if his dad wasn't rich Form-VII
- With his new "DSL" line in hand, Larry goes net phising Form-VII
- "Bambi's mom's killer proudly displayed his kill and felt no remorse." MR_MUCUS
- How Mr C REALLY picks caption contest winners! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- JYD's "MySpace" Profile. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Best Redneck wedding reception EVAR! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The redneck vision of Heaven failed to attract new converts. Parca_Mortem
- "'The Great Indoors' are vastly underrated." Mr_Nonsense
- "How else was he suppose to get the goldfish in the toilet?" Mr_Nonsense
- Country Ladies Home Journal catch of the month. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Uwe Boll's remake of Jaws substituted a seaside diner for the wharf scene. Devo
- "Har! Poon!" . . Something that would have been better suited to his quarry fellow_consumer
- Redneck Lightsaber Duels. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I heard there's loose cash in this bar. MY Opal hooked herself sixty bucks! fellow_consumer
- Kids on Leases: Why Daddy Day Care was closed In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- How stars pick their jobs. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "His goal was to catch enough to feed the starving pygmies in New Guinea." MR_MUCUS
- John Wayne Bobbit's prosthetic was multi-functional. Scumby
- Larry was infamous for performing "skirt-lifts" on unsuspecting women. Scumby
- Rednecks don't just go up shit creek, they fish in it too. nickumoh
- Using the Geico Gecko as bait, Larry catches the Toyota Echo of his dreams. Goldfish In The Toilet
- When Rednecks get access to 'The Matrix'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Daaaammmn 'Bass Fishin' Pro 2006' is super realistic on XBOX! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Nope, Larry can't believe its not butter. Surprise surprise. foxjedi
- It was only after 4 hours without success that Jeb realised he had to go to dlew919
- Inexplicably 90% of the female populace would call this their DREAM MAN Drew_Atreides
- A scene from "Deliverance 2: Gone Fishin' Again." HomeSkillet
- Is that a fishing pole, Larry, or are you just happy to see me? HomeSkillet
- Caption Inside. sonofthedummy
- Redneck Marionette Show Flash M
- Spare the rod, spoil the man-child. JPBuckner
- His mother was partly right, he would soon be blind to seafood. JPBuckner
- Redneck marital aids www.piranhakeeper.com
- Try as he might, Larry still couldn't catch a clue. JPBuckner
- Behind the camera, Larry goes fly-fishing for Sharon Stone tuna. Bobo
- Ironically, Green Day's "American Idiot" was playing on the jukebox... M_H
- Watching redneck pole dancing wasn't as enjoyable as regular pole dancing Form-VII
- The mating dance of rednecks was a strange but colorful dance Form-VII
- In the contest between nurture v nature, inbreeding throws a foul ball Form-VII
- Queer eye for the straight guy bait and tackles their biggest challenge Form-VII
- Fishing with Dick Cheney took a turn for the worse as Dick got a taste fiddelysquat
- The dead buck ain't the only horny thing here! Parca_Mortem
- Sadly for him, the fishing rod implant did not attract horny women. Parca_Mortem
- Finally! Something slower than the Toyota Echo! Parca_Mortem
- What do Larry the Cable Guy and Luca Brasi have in common? Oort
- Larry's only chance of catching something that smells like fish. angus
- “catch and release” Jynxx
- "Which smile is more disturbing?" ben243243
- "Duh huhh huhh huhh." Oort
- Someone actually bought one of those singing deer heads?!! Oort
- Redneck beer joints get even scarier after the lights get turned on. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Since he couldn't afford a race car, Larry invented his own Pole Position Goldfish In The Toilet
- "OK, the baitin's done. When do I get to 'tackle'?" Flash M
- "George W. Bush's favorite comedian" M_H
- What Europeans consider a "typical American" M_H
- If this photo makes you cringe then you're a terrorist scarlet_ohara
- Playing on the jukebox?? Definately Country Music scarlet_ohara
- The after-effects of inbreeding scarlet_ohara
- Trading Spaces: The Deep South scarlet_ohara
- Some people actually ENJOYED New Orleans more in the weeks after Katrina. Goldfish In The Toilet
- In Redneck Heaven you get a neon flag instead of a halo. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Redneck Phishing Scams. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Larry tries his best 'line' on a waitress. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I may have lost that Staring Contest, but it was sure worth it! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I got you my Bambi! and your little Ma, too! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I found Nemo! Now i need to find the salt! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Hillbilly shops for substitute after his wife complains bre2005
- The redneck strap-on gamerarocks
- "You're allowed to play with your rod in public down south." Flash M
- "The new 'Catch Your Own Dinner' was a big hit at the Choke 'N Puke." Flash M
- Larry goes shopping at Spencer's for Rednecks gamerarocks
- And now you know why Sharon looks so unamused gamerarocks
- Larry 'Finds' Nemo. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Even a redneck wouldn't touch Sharon with a 10 foot pole. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How rednecks tow a Toyota Echo. <GES> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Larry enjoys the thought of imagining that his manhood was 10 times THICKER www.piranhakeeper.com
- Larry enjoys imagining that his manhood was 10 times THICKER www.piranhakeeper.com
- Larry enjoys the thought of imagining that his manhood was 10 times THICKER www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Gots a fishin' pole where my pecker used ta be,... " MR_MUCUS
- "Large-mouthed ass fishes for large-mouthed bass." MR_MUCUS
- "A Reel American Hero." MR_MUCUS
- "Cleaning Sharon Stone's bathtub wasn't just a job, it was a hoot!" MR_MUCUS
- Reel TV nickumoh
- USA's 2008 Olympic hopeful Jynxx
- A bigger punch-line than Carrot Top in 3....2....1.... ben243243
- Why the terrorists hate us. ben243243
- "Republican Daydreams" scarlet_ohara
- It was the best trailer park wedding reception eva!! scarlet_ohara
- Why George W. Bush was elected twice in the US scarlet_ohara
- James Hetfield of Metallica stars in "Some Kind of Fat-Ass!" DrakeTimbershaft
- Why do all the "Proud Americans" have to look like this? ROTJob
- At the Country Music Awards, the gift bags are more practical. nickumoh
- Rest the fishpole in navel...for better leverage. nickumoh
- "The Return of the Blue-Collar Comedy Bore." Mr_Nonsense
- "In an alternate reality, the south won the civil war" 0wnz
- "Oddly the juke box tunes were all techno and emo songs." Mr_Nonsense
- "Why hicks shouldn't own aquariums." Mr_Nonsense
- Larry is the Bode 'Miller' of rattlesnake fishing. John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "We get these pills to swallow..." John_Wayne_McBainSane
- Poised, the jukebox patiently waits for the perfect moment to strike nickumoh
- N for 'Nucular' John_Wayne_McBainSane
- Poised, the deer head patiently waits for the perfect moment to strike. nickumoh
- "Success hasn't changed him...unfortunately." Mr_Nonsense
- "Oh beautiful, for pilgrims' feet, whose stern, impassioned stress John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "Larry's routine has become 'Get R Done to Death'." Mr_Nonsense
- Hell with neon lights. ben243243
- "Hook, line and stinker." Mr_Nonsense
- Redneck Singles Clubs scarlet_ohara
- Grundle's concept of how to catch a girl. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Larry tries to compensate for his X-Man sized dick. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Larry was planning a vacation to Brokeback Mountain. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Check out my tackle." Cannon_Fodder
- Larry had a lot to compensate for but the fishing rod... Cannon_Fodder
- "The deer found Larry's earthy humor mildly amusing" Theodoric
- "Yet another round of embassing photos from Abu Ghraib" Theodoric
- "Yeehaa, landed right between Sharon Stone's legs". Cannon_Fodder
- "If you find yourself fishing for fish sticks..." M_H
- "Larry the Cable Guy does for fishing what Dick Cheney did for hunting..." M_H
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