The Last Castle
Mr. Cranky's rating:
This is Hollywood liberalism at its worst -- so paper thin that every political point is like watching a 10-foot tall stuffed Uncle Sam waving an American flag.
Though my brain is so full of useless information I can barely remember my name when I wake in the morning, I flinched in recognition when director Rod Lurie's name appeared on the screen. The stains from Lurie's bleeding heart still obscure my recollection of "The Contender", and the "The Last Castle" looked to be no different. Less than eager to sentence myself to another two-hour lecture, I made a break for the exit -- the theater doors, however, were already locked.This is another one of those prisoner films like "The Shawshank Redemption" where the prisoners are the good guys. This is a military prison where 3-star General Irwin (Robert Redford) is incarcerated after he defies the orders of the President and gets a bunch of his men killed in the process. He does not deny that he committed a crime. The prison is run by the brutal Colonel Winter (James Gandolfini), who pretty much finds ways to kill the prisoners he doesn't like. The difference between these two guys is made clear right away: Irwin has been through war and has found his humanity while Winter has never seen combat and knows only rules and discipline.
In Lurie's ultra-liberal universe, prisons are places where guys who had a brief lapse in judgment go to be treated like dirt by captors who take pleasure from inflicting pain. Lurie makes virtually no attempt to clarify what got all these men into prison, but he works damn hard to make sure we see every transgression of the Colonel's. Ironically, Lurie is much like his own Colonel Winter in that he takes it upon himself to define a subject without having experiences that allow him to see it with any degree of objectivity. For instance, let's assume that Lurie's wife was an Air Force pilot and that one day a few officers decided to cut her into little pieces. Do you think Lurie's opinion of military prisoners would be any different? I do.
As I said, the prisoners here are the abused ones and General Irwin teaches them to be soldiers again and follow orders. He does this because he earns their respect by carrying a bunch of rocks across a yard. Next thing you know, Irwin, Yates (Mark Ruffalo), and a bunch of the other misfits are taking over the prison and teaching Winter a thing or two about what it means to be a real soldier and a real American. This is Hollywood liberalism at its worst -- so paper-thin that every political point is like watching a 10-foot tall stuffed Uncle Sam waving an American flag.
Was it really that bad?
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Just got back from seeing "The Last Castle".. Drew_Atreides
I have to draw attention to this the Brainless Mad-Ness_Monster
Affirmative action in the military = dangerous, lower standards for women. grundle
But then again grundle, two thirds of the KGB's best marksmen were women... Lucifer_G_61
Here we go again! jane_average
Lucifer_G_61 grundle
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Don't try to bite more than you can chew, grundle... Parca_Mortem
Well this is strange! jane_average
Parca grundle
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also, Parca grundle
Citation of studies... Parca_Mortem
there's something sexy about female secret agents. Conquerer
Parca grundle
Cutting to the chase: The Story of Three Firemen jane_average
The Millionaire Next Door Black_Cat
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Ah. So. Indeed. TheGambler
jane_average grundle
People who are Military veterans get preferential treatment in everything. Conquerer
Well how about this, All women are mostly weaker than the male physique. Conquerer
I'm calling bullshit, Grundle... ModernRonin
That story was SATIRE, silly boy jane_average
jane doe can be a secretary or an assistant of some kind. Conquerer
Thanks for calling me a liar, grundle... Parca_Mortem
Grundle, are you losing this argument again? SavageWombat
Parca, no, you're not a liar. You made an honest mistake. grundle
jane_average grundle
No, SavageWombat. I am winning this argument again. grundle
Communism Rules! Richard_E_Bernstein
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ModernRonin grundle
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"#1 Please explain to me why you think a person who scored 950.." Homeboy
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grundle TheGambler
Communism Rules! Richard_E_Bernstein
Richard_E_Bernstein TheGambler
Communism Rules! Richard_E_Bernstein
Ooooooooo-aaaaaarrrrrrrrrr! Lowerin' standards be wrong. Old_Yorkshireman
Homeboy grundle
TheGambler grundle
I am really a liberal. grundlestein
Firefighters. grundlestein
Millionaires grundlestein
Here is an example of 2 male firefighters who didn't complain. grundlestein
grundle, some things need to be clarified... Parca_Mortem
Parca grundle
Communism Rules! Richard_E_Bernstein
Is grundle a woman? grundletarian
Does that explain the stalking? Richard_grundle_MAN
He's right, you know. liquid-grundle-MAN
Libertarianism rules! grundle_2-The_Sequel
Communism Rules! Richard_E_Bernstein
Libertarianism rules! grundle_2-The_Sequel
Communism indeed sucks that why women should not lower their standards. grundlestein
Things I never said I thought jane_average
*blush* grundlestein
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Communism Rules! Richard_E_Bernstein
Libertarianism rules! grundle_2-The_Sequel
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jane_average TheGambler
I see a pattern jane_average
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Fold! For Christ's sake, FOLD! <NT> Lucifer_G_61
jane_average, Gardner's Seven Intelligences have nothing to do with race. grundle
grundle jane_average
Black 950 SATs should not be sent to 1250 SAT schools grundlestein
I've heard of that study!! jane_average
Why did Gale Norton ignore her own agency's data? convenor
Great article! Thanks for posting the link. grundle
And wouldn't you know? convenor
So, convenor...... grundle
Crossing convenor's path.... colonel_korn
But, grundle-James, did you notice? convenor
I never intended 'anti-grundle' as an insult. <nt> Lucifer_G_61
colonel_korn... and a note to Lucifer_G_61... mendo
my response to mendo's post grundle
That's a very interesting interpretation of my post, convenor. colonel_korn
mendo, what do you think of this? grundle
mendo colonel_korn
Colonel Korn TheGambler
Well, Colonel, there's not much I can add . . . convenor
grundle, what do you think of this? Nancy_Reagan
Talk about hitting the nail on the fuckin' head. SavageWombat
anyone betting on whether grundle will answer that devastating assessment? TheGambler
grundle, I think I've figured out a way for you to finally get laid Nancy_Reagan
Nancy_Reagan grundle
mendo tips his cap to Nancy_Reagan... mendo
<snort>... Ringo_ate_my_baby
I have a question about private enterprise. TheGambler
Anyone betting that grundle won't even bother to answer? TheGambler
Ringo grundle
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TheGambler grundle
The bison would like to thank the big oil companies, too The_Bison
grundle does it again. and grundle fails again. TheGambler
TheGambler grundle
Oooooooooo-aaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, grundle! Old_Yorkshireman
grundle... Wulfgar
The_Caribou grundle
The_Bison grundle
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Wulfgar grundle
Caribou cannot reach the pipeline. grundlestein
Grundle... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Even a Libertarian is embarrassed by Gail Norton sprinkles
Excuse me, Gale sprinkles
Ooooooooooooo-aaaarrrrrrrrrrr, grundle! Old_Yorkshireman
Old_Yorkshireman grundle
sprinkles grundle
Oooooooooo-aaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, grundle! Old_Yorkshireman
Oooooooooo-aaaaarrrrrrrrr! Old_Yorkshireman
I hereby declare convenor
Guns on planes Hrothgar_The_Great
Guns on airplanes grundletarian
well..... James_Duck_Dodgers_IV
Oh convenor, you poor thing! colonel_korn
colonel korn should be demoted TheGambler
Anti-abortionsts ignore private property rights. grundlestein
Golly Niblet! convenor
Stop talking now gambler, and maybe you won't embarass yourself further colonel_korn
So, in summary, convenor... colonel_korn
So, Niblet convenor
colonel korn TheGambler
OK who wants to make the obligatory White Castle joke? miss_enthropic_bitch
THE CONTENDER was a little much Zorro
CRANKYLAND POLL ABOUT THE MILITARY, PATRIOTISM, PRISONS, & PRISON SEX Nukemind
GOD RIDES A HARLEY Bobo
James Gandolfini is in it! Zorro
The Standord Prison Experiment... Parca_Mortem
My Tivo has a mind of its own Karen_G
Last Poll Toady
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Are You Experienced? Throwing_Muses
I can build Castles Made of Sand!! Screwtape
Experience can be overrated convenor
a little bit of spanish castle magic lurker
For instance, Charles? Ken_Kaminski
Experience creates both objectivity and subjectivity... Parca_Mortem
Ah, again the great myth of "objectivity." the_celluloid_prophet
Yes, but can you build castles in the sky? the_celluloid_prophet
There *is* a way, tcp Ken_Kaminski
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I don't agree. the_celluloid_prophet
The Knight After the_celluloid_prophet
I agree. Throwing_Muses
Yes, Throwing Muses! the_celluloid_prophet
We are. Throwing_Muses
tcp, just to clarify... Parca_Mortem
Math is the only thing that is truly objective Critico
You raise some interesting points Ken_Kaminski
I'm coming from a different perspective. the_celluloid_prophet
It is my opinion Ken_Kaminski
If objectivity is lack of position Critico
If I may contradict critico colonel_korn
Don't forget vectors Ken_Kaminski
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and have you ever been experienced? mendo
Ken Critico
In the beginner's mind, there are many possibilities.... Violet_Beauregarde
Critico... Ringo_ate_my_baby
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Zen is bullshit Ken_Kaminski
Ken & Zen the_celluloid_prophet
OK, senses aside Ken_Kaminski
Ken the_celluloid_prophet
TCP Critico
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Critico the_celluloid_prophet
Ken. the_celluloid_prophet
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Furthermore Ken_Kaminski
Oh, shit, one last thing Ken_Kaminski
Ken the_celluloid_prophet
Re: Oh shit, one last thing the_celluloid_prophet
TCP Gin and juice The_Knight_After
Oh, ok. :) the_celluloid_prophet
That's two Edgar_Britt
frontsies!! colonel_korn
Firsties! grundle
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