They made me a Corpseral! I used my super-secret-secret-agentnocity and the MORAL AUTHORITY of capital letters to trick them into believing that I was an undead robot! Strangely, I have nothing to report. Conquerer's undead army mostly makes fun of him behind his back and then orders 69 pizzas and a male stripper and has them sent to the Conquerer residence! I'm definitely asking CONTROL for a new assignment!
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