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Last Holiday Caption Contest
Winner: Theodoric
"Latifah was strangely proud of her diaphragm."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- limecat is not amused Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Holy shit Theodoric
- American Pie IV: Partying in the Hood Junk_Yard_Dog
- "The Live-Action Muppet movie: with LL Cool J as the Swedish Chef" Drew_Atreides
- Mmm. The Emperor's New O'doeuvres are delicious. Here, try one. Bobo
- This week's top whatever Aron
- "You mean if you don't only eat fast food, the food comes on these things"? Mr_Happy_Face
- Fill this plate with cream puffs, and I'll cook up something for you later" Mr_Happy_Face
- Hors doeuvres? No, I don't know anything about any hors doeuvres." Mr_Happy_Face
- Queen Latifah wins another exciting round of Musical Plates Mr_Happy_Face
- "Okay, so I'm fat, but at least I'm not wearing that dumb-ass hat" Mr_Happy_Face
- "Silverware? I don't need no stinkin' silverware" Mr_Happy_Face
- You didn't believe that I could inhale an entire plate of Twinkies did ya?" Mr_Happy_Face
- "My last CD sold one copy...and this is it." Mr_Happy_Face
- Alright fellas who wants the next course my tasty fat ass! badn374
- Martin Lawrence in Big Momma III, the Big Momma Diet Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- A little something to remember her liposuction by. ben243243
- Latifah wonders if it's possible to hit both of them in the face at once ben243243
- The new "urban" ad campaign for Quaker Oats ben243243
- Depardieu's urine sample was still warm to the touch ben243243
- The Chef was just in time to catch her majesty's royal vomit. ben243243
- It's Imaginary Lunchtime at the nut house! michael3b
- Who wants some of this?? badn374
- You have chosen poorly. ben243243
- One second before the frosting comes unstuck from the ceiling. ben243243
- Latifah explains how she hid the world's tiniest stripper in the pie. ben243243
- These laserdiscs are the way of the future! ben243243
- Queen Latifah just can't decide who to try out her new diaphragm with Mr_Happy_Face
- "Alright, boys, spit out that gum." Mr_Nonsense
- "Damn, girl! Chitlin' mini-pizzas???" Heywood_JBlowme
- Francois, your latest dish is so inspired! Weight watchers want the recipe. MuhammadAus
- 'She later realized she should have never said "sandwich?" ' Parca_Mortem
- "One of these things is not like the other..." Drew_Atreides
- Queen Latifah gets pie (with a little help from her friends) HomeSkillet
- Queen Latifah's high-pitched fart has everyone break out in giggles. HomeSkillet
- "I need zat foreheaduh for my nextuh creme brulee!" John_Wayne_McBainSane
- Even J.R.R> Tolkien couldn't have saved this story of Trolls. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "I want to believe" Xur
- Gerard, I have good news and bad news... Xur
- Look, you can fit all of the profits of our movie on this one plate. JPBuckner
- I knew French cuisine had small portions, but this is ridiculous. JPBuckner
- "Our pies are average, but our tins are exquisite!" pansy_debris
- "What da fuck's wit dis honky mo' fucker o'er here? GET DA FUCK OUT!" pansy_debris
- "This is your brain on drugs." pansy_debris
- "Queen Latifah pretends to read a book." pansy_debris
- "If you think that's cool, wait till you see my golden spoon!" pansy_debris
- "I'd have offered you some, but it was never there." pansy_debris
- "I do commercials now, but I'm still.... pansy_debris
- "The body of christ. AMEN!" pansy_debris
- "With their spacecraft now safely undercover... lost_cause
- "1992: Crystal Pepsi is unveiled!" MR_MUCUS
- The Sweet Potater Pie was a big hit at the Martin Luther King Birthday Bash Junk_Yard_Dog
- Happy Kawanza Junk_Yard_Dog
- I found this in the backseat of my Taxi. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The preproduction party for A v P III: War in the Hood Junk_Yard_Dog
- "McNabb's supporting role in White Chicks 2 would eventually be cut." tanner88
- Taste quibix
- Latifah tries to help the.... Jynxy74
- Queen Latifah goes on the "Lohan Imaginary Food" diet. chuchu
- "Latifah's plan to surround herself with uglier actors was working until.." MR_MUCUS
- "Latifah, last member of the 'Mobeefsuh' tribe." MR_MUCUS
- when a frisbee appeared in her hands, they knew Air Bud wasn't far behind. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- hehe! you tried to steal MY pie?! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- a pie? well i have a present for you! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- You hold the honkey -- I'll hit him in the face with the pie. Dano
- "Wanna try my special 'ho cakes'?" hotkarl
- Here kitty, kitty, kitty! TheEnforcer
- "Who wants some 'pot' pie?" sonofthedummy
- Caption: The Queen reunion after-party gumby
- "Queen Jemima recieves her golden bowl of Cream of Wheat." TMundo
- "Uhhh, thanks Cream of Wheat guy, but breakfast was served hours ago." TMundo
- "Aunt Jemima offers pancakes to the Cream of Wheat guy." TMundo
- "After, "Wedding Crashers," came the remake sequel, "Bachelor Party."" TMundo
- As Owen has thuroughly enjoyed his line, Latifa offers one to Dave Chapelle TMundo
- "We're all out of rubber biscuts, so how about a wish sandwich?" Mr_Nonsense
- Latifah: "Hey, Chef Boyardee, how about some meat balls!" Mr_Nonsense
- "The Antiques Roadshow featuring Ed Wood movie props." Mr_Nonsense
- "Which one of you jokers ate my last Klondike Bar?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Latifah was always strangely proud of her diaphragm" Theodoric
- "Gérard Depardieu and the Cream of Wheat Chef vie for the pie!" MR_MUCUS
- Your "Jizz-wich" was divine! What's in it? I_Hate_Movies
- Batteries Not Included 2 suffered from not having budgeted special effects. Coaster
- U-N-I-T-PIE! U-N-I-T-PIE It's an ... apple pie! dubiousRW
- And now this hubcap is all I have left of my Toyota Echo scarlet_ohara
- *Sniff Sniff- Maybe we should have refrigerated the spam'n mousse scarlet_ohara
- These brownies were AWESOME! TragicallyHip
- It's called "Invisible Jello" scarlet_ohara
- Who let the Fat Guy into this party? He already ate all the chex mix! See? scarlet_ohara
- Oh, sure, anyone can 'decorate' and 'cook' a pie.Me, I prefer expressionism dlew919
- The winner of the 2006 golden frisby award surrounded by her adoring fans. Cannon_Fodder
- "I'm telling you, it's a genuine flying saucer." Cannon_Fodder
- Some stupid fat Hobbits. Cannon_Fodder
- "Oh, I know a thing or two 'bout eating pie!" Theodoric
- "Didn't anyone tell you? Soylent green is people." angus
- "30 seconds later, she asked for another pie..." M_H
- Last Holiday for whom? TheWreck
- 'Hmmmm....chitlin pie!' Throwing_Muses
- After this you can taste my sweet potang pie. Junk_Yard_Dog
- kain't be a holiday wid out sweet potater pie! Junk_Yard_Dog
- FIRSTIES Junk_Yard_Dog
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