08/25/97: Luke and Simon

Posted By: Colonel Mustard


Between the two of you dickheads, you're about as funny as a case of the clap.

Your jokes are nearly as new as continental drift.

You two need to go home and beat yourselves with a rubber hose in the billiard room.

Maybe you could get Mrs Plum to give you a handjob in the study with a lead pipe.

Find something to say that isn't completely asinine.

As always. Moustache rides are still just five cents.


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