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Not only should we pit them against one another, but we should ensure that there are no survivors such that we would actually need a firing squad. We don't want to be traumatize innocent sharpshooters with the spectacle of polishing off a blood-soaked Beav or eviscerated Mork. My proposal is simply that we infect them all with ebola and then let them fight it out, with the promise that the survivor(s) will be offered a powerful handgun with which to end their horrible suffering. Then one of those fuel/air bombs like in Outbreak, or perhaps simply a small tactical nuke to finish off the arena of death.
For the pre-game show we should, of course, offer a bit of entertainment that can't miss: Lions, Tigers, and movie studio execs drenched in barbecue sauce. Oh my!
Vivre la revolution!
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