To Colonel Mustard: I salute you, sir, and see thy station! Thank you for the support of my idea to do away with these pathetic sitcom rip-offs.
Personally, I'd rather take your suggestion, but by using every studio executive in Hollywood from the likes of Ted Turner of Warner Bros. to Micheal Eisner of Walt Disney and dumped them in the most fierce jungle with no map, food, water, or weapons of any sort and hike across the fierce landscape and finish first.
**First Prize: The electric chair; except before the end, the executive must every single crap-filled movies that he/she ever produced or allowed to be produced (that way, the victim is more willing).
**Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth Prize, etc.: Death by firing squad (sorry, but you got to use them for something!).
It will be a Pay-per-view spectacular!
Another thing: Sorry, Lord of the Jungle, I have made a critical error in my grading process (please return the paper and I shall give it immediate reevaluation). I gave credit to dan for your idea about the disease. I humbly apologize! Your paper should have recieved an A (the bomb thing is a little bit excessive, though). Yet, I still thank you for the feedback!
Still, dan, I will give you the A- for supporting a worthy cause! Good luck in Mr. Cranky's Home Page!
Nomad for Knowledge,
Kollege
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