Have all the people involved in these insipid remakes of usually horrible sitcoms (including all the people Cranky mentioned in the "McHale's Navy" forum), and have them try to paper-cut each other to death slowly and painfully with all the dollars they've made from poor, pathetic moviegoers with double-digit I.Q.s who went to see their garbage heaps. (Of course, this competition will probably end when John Hughes and/or Chris Columbus come[s] along and drops his/their latest bomb on them, horribly crushing them all and making way for "Jingle All the Way 2.")
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