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I have trainethed many a beaver in my day. Some were really the little furry animals who buildeth the dams but what I am talking about now are my dead wives. Beavers must be trainethed in a very strict manner to be-eth submissive to their cocked mates---as God has plannethed. Beaver can never be too strong-willed. I keepeth a whip hung by the door so as my wife doth her God-given duty to clean the house, she may be constantly reminded of the fate that shall befalleth her is she defieth me and her God at any time. I also remindeth her at parties where babies cometh from and how they geteth to be there-----by the power of my seed. Therefore, anything that happens with her beaver is exclusively up to me since it is my decision if and when I planteth my seed in there so she can giveth birth. This is the true nature of beaver training.
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