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1) How will the new President die?
Toss-up between these favorites:
c) The vengeful spirit of Tecumseh himself will tear out the President's entrails.
e) The President will be shot by a "crazed loner" carrying a well-worn copy of Love Story.
2) Why didn't Reagan die?
c) Sinatra "took care of it".
3) How long will it be before the President meets his end?
e) Before the first lady has finished assessing the White House's closet space.
4) If the astrological theories about this are true, another President won't be doomed like this one for another 600 years.
b) Too bad. ;__;
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