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1) How will the new President die?
h) Eliminated by ambitious VP. - it's about time we had this happen. Kings have been killed off by their ambitious, evil-hearted relatives for years. We have not had one single president killed by a Machiavellian VP ever (to our knowledge - see Lone Gunman theories).
2) Why didn't Reagan die?
a) Protected from curse by indian charm given to him by John Wayne. - This is a fact.
Plus e) Clause 5 of Section III of Reagan's pact with Satan specifically ensures that Reagan _not_ meet his end at the hands of occult forces. - is also true.
3) How long will it be before the President meets his end?
e) Before the first lady has finished assessing the White House's closet space. P.S. Did you hear the one about Mrs. Jeb Bush, First Lady of Florida? True story - She got caught cheating on her customs form bringing clothes/jewelry back into the States from Europe - grossly underestimated their value. Nothing I haven't done myself, however, to a much, much lesser extent. (in justification, HEY, I already paid taxes on that money! If I want to buy more than $400 worth of souvenirs in England, why should I have to pay taxes on it again? Huh?)
4) If the astrological theories about this are true, another President won't be doomed like this one for another 600 years.
d) Astrology is bullshit. - Curses, shmurses! We could always find someone in Crankyland to come up with another curse anyway.
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