1) How will the new President die?
a) Gore will die from an infection of Dutch Elm Disease.
or
d) Bush will combine the presidential qualities of both Quayle and Ford, and fall down a flight of stairs after tripping over his own tongue.
or
j) The no-name third-party candidate dies from shock.
2) Why didn't Reagan die?
a) Protected from curse by indian charm given to him by John Wayne.
and
d) What do you mean he didn't die? He was clearly a prime example of the walking dead.
3) How long will it be before the President meets his end?
f) What President?
4) If the astrological theories about this are true, another President won't be doomed like this one for another 600 years.
e) Astrology is bullshit, it's the curse that's killing these guys.
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