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1) How will the new President die?
j) The President will be shot by a "crazed loner" carrying a well-worn copy of "Franny And Zooey"
2) Why didn't Reagan die?
f) He was actually a cyborg - the dumbest cyborg ever created
3) How long will it be before the President meets his end?
f) He'll die shortly after he's shot by the aforementioned "crazed loner"
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4) If the astrological theories about this are true, another President won't be doomed like this one for another 600 years.
f) Fuck.
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